Nick Clegg, he has continually told us how the two main parties, mistakes in the past. We can't look at your pack as there is nothing to look at. So I had a look at his web, came to the CONclusion, he's a right little political international educated well groomed mongrel - mother Dutch, father half Russian (does not say who the other half is but haven't heard of many Russians called Clegg, assuming they are married, no law against taking the mothers name, if not, this is a free country... free to do what your told), wife a Spanish catholic, and said "I’m an atheist" - what a mixed up bunch. Amongst his studies - Social Anthropology, (definition - study of human origins, institutions, and beliefs... this is getting scary), Political Philosophy, (definition - study the meaning of life, knowledge, thought, etc; theory or set of ideas held by a particular philosopher; person's outlook on life... I wonder which philosopher he holds dear? There was no sign of OLD YOUNG NICK’s date of birth on his brilliant perfect CV (nobody’s perfect) so I rang his office but no answer; left my name and number, as you do, and got a call back from Mel (the female). "Can you tell me how old Nick is?", "He's been burning the midnight oil, and has gone to off to see his pack... ooops pact", "(NO)", "How old is he?", "oh, 42", “Thank you and good luck for today” (well there’s no harm in the odd white lie). 1968 it is then. So I rang again, “Mel, what year was he born?", "Aaah just a sec", tick-tock tick-tock, "7th January 1968", "That makes him 43, Mel" "Mmmm yes". I bet it's 1969. Hey, is he the Liberal/demon in the Nostradamus prophecies, (is that right) - Atheist, Mongrel, studying humans, possible DOB 1.696 (was it said the number could be jumbled), comes through politics (as a mister nice guy). I think I will be ok - just decided to become a born again Christian, or I'm watching too many horror movies, MAY BE.