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03 May 10
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how can anyone who's in a relationship sit through US racing on the telly all night?
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i dont even follow us racing im just bored so having a few bets on whatever the yank tips
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yes
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If they are not now, they soon will be, imo.
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you won't get much study done trying to keep a bird happy.
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i dont want a bird me just pull randomers at weekend because im a dirty dog and i love it
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this place destroys you :_|
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dananders you must be a young whipper snapper
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yes im only 19
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I remember when I was a kid I used to go round to my Grans and more often than not My Granda would be out, I used to say when will he be back and she always gave me a specific time. Only years later did I realise when I asked she would check the racing pages for the last race time and add five minutes! Not sure women of today are as understanding although to be fair my wife pretty much accepts it now.
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I have a part-time girlfriend who has a kid and that pretty much keeps her occupied at all times until needed,
a perfect relationship for me :D |
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I´ve been having an affair with a married woman for the past 13 years - perfect relationship for me.
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I have a harem.
If I spend a night playing The US nags I lie and say I was with one of the others. |
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Sky multiroom the way forward - the trouble and strife watches what she want on one telly and I watch what I want on a different telly
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orchardist uve got this game by the short and curlys
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it cannot be done
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don't know about that but been married 38 years so something must be working
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denanders - Keep up the weekend rampages. Wrap it up well though!
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no,i'm engaged, i do all my study when the mrs and my daughter are asleep
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double bag it just to be on safe side. you cant trust these girls these days on pill my aas
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2 tellies save marriages.
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Missus upstairs watching garbage , i stay down watch the racing and having a game of poker
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dananders make sure you put it in the right hole. thats how a lot of these young girls get pregnant, people putting it in the wrong hole.
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haha i dont know these girls long enough to ask them if i can put it up the other hole
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you mean you ask?
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of course i ask if i can put it up there im a polite lad . get the job done and get out imo dont tell them ure real name i like to call myself danny dean .
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Don't always use the same name. I was working with this dude a few years back. He always used the same fake name when he'd rattle a chick. The thing is he knocked up 1 chick and he didn't know about it for 3 years. This is how he found out.
He was out one night, met a bird...he was trying to bang her, gave her the fake name. She didn't put out but he ended up giving her his mobile number. Anyway they arranged a meeting. The chick arrives with this friend and a baby. Little did he realise in the build up to the rendez vous, the chick he plans to bang knows the bird he knocked up years before! |
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And don't refer to women as chick danny:)
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haha that is a good story. and the only person i hear calling birds chicks is simon cowell. i prefer to call them darling or lovely. but the birds i pull have had 9 vodka red bulls and dont need to be chatted to
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