paddy and murphy,,

come accross a girl whose bike has a flat tyre, murphy leaves paddy to help her and goes on his way, a few mins later paddy passes murphy on the girls bike, "what the feck happened" asks murphy, "well i fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her foookin knickers off,lies on the floor and says, take what you want big boy! "i took the bike" good on ya says murphy,i'm sure the knickers woulda been too small for you anyway.