How can Gordy turn the polls around tonight on the Leaders Debate?

promise no more income tax ............that should do it

He might consider that johnny. He likes making unaffordable promises.

top himself ? record sales always go up after an artist dies

That smile is back - live on BBC News 24.....

Simples....be honest. tell it how it is. hes going to have to raise National Insurance and some taxes. honesty is the best policy. but he wont do it.

Sh"g the pensioner live on tv

If I were him, I would just throw some greta big FAT old lies into the debate. Just start making stuff up, sod it, completely lost cause now - he needs to act with a sensational impact. I would quite honestly just make a complete load ofbowlacks up - will throw the opposition whilst also swaying 90% of the population whom are either northern and/or completely brain dead.

Personally, I will be voting UKIP.

my daughter runs out the room when GB comes on tv with that cheesy $hit-eating "grin"

sandysboy 29 Apr 10:44


Sh"g the pensioner live on tv

LOL

he's already sh@gged most pensioners by murdering the pension funds

if he flirts with David Dim he might get the pink vote though?

he wouldnt be attracted to mrs duffy...

Because shes Old Labour?

Do a song and dance. Tell a few Tommy Cooper jokes.

he cant the miserable dour scots barsteward .

He canny... he's p hucked I till ye !

Makes Gillian Duffy challenger of exchequer

he just a one eyed scottish c*ut,and his chancellor get back across the border and stay there

Apologise for selling off all our gold reserves at the lowest price for 300 years; apologise for taxing pensionsers unfairly; apologise for not standing up to Tony Blair for getting into a war/wars we couldn't afford. Then, consign the whole fake, mendacious New Labour 'project' to history by resigning live on TV as leader of the Labour Party, thereby causing chaos.

put a red scarf around his head,sit down at the table, put the single bullet in the chamber,spin it,and then say to the other two,come on if you think u are ard enough.

or he might say,looking directly at the camera,"you might think i'm a fkr,but i'm the lest likely to fk you over on here"