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Hes just scared in case they mistake him for one of them and put him in a space ship
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lol graeme that was going to be my exact reply.
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he prob is one of them but he's not supposed to be here. he went awol because he got caught sucking a young aliens tentacle. so doesnt want us to contact them incase we run him in.
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Become a veggie for the sake of future generations - karma
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I heard he wants Xzibit to pimp his ride and**a satelitte to his chair so he can bring down aeroplanes and contact his fellow aliens.
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A flying saucer creature named Zog arrived on Earth to
explain how wars could be prevented and how cancer can be cured. He brought the information from Margo, a planet where the natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing. Zog landed at night in Connecticut. He had no sooner touched down than he saw a house on fire. He rushed into the house, farting and tap dancing, warning the people about the terrible danger they were in. The head of the house brained Zog with a golf club. Kurt Vonnegut |
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someone unplug him
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I reckon he'd just watched back to back episodes of V and then sat through ITV and +1 of Independence Day
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This may explain bamboo
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turns out he's english, I thought he had an american accent?
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