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paddy takes out a boxing liscence,after his medical the doctor says"bad news paddy you have got sugar diabetes" great replies paddy when do i fight him"
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i don't get it.
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Don't tell us the joke of the week please.
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tw@t
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aceform you've died on stage :0
tumble weed, whistling wind sounds, the lot :0 |
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nice 1 ace i understand but thats all you're gonna get from me
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what's brown and sticky
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a stick
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A boy returns home to find his mum and dad naked on the settee shaftin
the dad says " its ok son , i'm just filling mummy up with petrol " the son says " well , she dont do many miles to the gallon cos uncle dave filled her up this mornin " :^0 :^0 :^0 :^0 ;\ ;\ ;\ ;\ :^0 :^0 |
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i went to the doctor ...1st time for ages .....young bird .short skirt...........are you the doctor.........how enbarassing ....................im a profesonial ..........sit down...........what ever is the problem we'll have a chat and find a way forward.....errrrrrrrrr ............i think my c.o.c.k tastes funny
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:^0
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I saw my one armed friend Brian walking down the street this morning. 'Where you going Bri' I said. 'I'm off to change a light bulb' he replied. 'Won't that be a bit awkward' I enquired. 'Not really' he said, 'I kept the receipt'.
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I was out for dinner the other night with MC hammer and chico....I didnt have my watch on so asked for the time.....It was carnage
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i gave my girlfriend an orgasm last night - the ungrateful bytch spat it out :^0
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My grandad and grandma made love every sunday morning to the chimes of the church bells until he died of a heart attack. To be honest I think he'd still be with us if it wasnt for Mr Whippy.
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was on the chit chat forum couple of days ago but i thought it was hilarious!! haha
saw a scarecrow trying to masterbate. poor fecker was clutching at straws |
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BETRED & 365
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a guy comes home from work and his girl freind is standing in the doorway what you doing he asks .im leaving you she says why is that its because the woman next door says yur a peadofile so of she goes the guy shouts after her peadofile thats a big word for a ten year old
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