Going to get an oil change later :(

really?

what are you talking about ??

My eyes are watering , is this true ?

Rio just tex me, says go shopping and turn your phone off imo

yep for reals

You gone pro fighter?

I used to carry out drug testing in my previous job,so would like to know what the feck ELG is talking about ?

ouch :|

an oil change for switching the pee in front of the inspector

Mate , you are asking to get a very, very, very, very bad infection . This type of procedure has to be done under medical supervision ,with very clean instrument. Please , please do not do anything like this to yourself .

you do realise the urine is tested for temp as well dont you ?

ie taking a clean sample in a bottle will show up,if and it is a big IF you manage to get away with pouring it into the beaker.

for what it is worth samples need to be given under supervision.

hearts i think u misread my post. I'll be peeing the fresh pee out.

tutan 22 Apr 20:37
Mate , you are asking to get a very, very, very, very bad infection . This type of procedure has to be done under medical supervision ,with very clean instrument. Please , please do not do anything like this to yourself .


^ for ELG do not do this m8,your health is more important than your job.

stick it up the nearest pussy
meow meow :^0

ELG where do you work and why do you need to pass a drug teat ?

P(h)ishing shirley :0

they can detect drugs with one strand of hair ;)

i think your extracting the urine :D

taking the** :)

I'm a pro on here mate...i need to pass the test my mma coaches are doing tomorrow else I'll get kicked out the gym.

no drugs policy and ive been dabbling with charlie...

:o

^ not normal practise.

Hearts.no1 22 Apr 20:46
^ not normal practise.

for lester

Hearts,not been on here that much recently but haven't seen Mblsue posting,is her health OK?

they didnt mention hair...just i'd have to pee in a cup infront of some guy.

Big Guru fair point,will e-mail her.

ELG why risk your long term health carrying out a potentially devastating procedure to avoid drug detection ?

ELG...good job i did'nt back you for the olympics you smack head :^0

BIG GURU 22 Apr 20:47
Hearts,not been on here that much recently but haven't seen Mblsue posting,is her health OK?


3 users showed too much disrespect to her mate
uncalled for

steveril - virtual fan - and that Dunstall Park Snooper

^ just e-mailed her ffs :(

Got the rejection letter from the olympic committee a while back Trev :(

said they wanted fighters with more of a taekwando background.

anyways I'm helping out with the JUDO lads in Willesden on Fridays. plenty of fun. hoping to have the inside line on who to back for 2012 :-)

ELG,if you're serious about this,the way I understand it, these tests can detect minute amounts of drugs in your urine,so the chances of your body not producing any between the time you drain your bladder and refill it are zero so it would be a pointless exercise imo(unless of course you know of people who have got away with it).

oh sorry mate...did'nt know :(

and get the test,I shoulda said.

get someone you know to give you a sample, and pour it in the bottle :)

or do they watch you pee?

for what it's worth here goes,I left the prison service 4 years ago so apologies if my info is slightly incorrect.


basically hash stays in your system for 30 days, the harder drugs 3-5 days.

if you flush your system (drink lots of water) it is classed as a fail.

your urine sample is checked for temp to ensure clean samples(which are cold) are not stored up your jeer and poured into the beaker.

you have 4 hours to provide a sample,with water given on regular timescales,if you still cannot produce it is classed as a fail.

^ the above is from memory so I hope this helps.

lester pickit 22 Apr 21:04
get someone you know to give you a sample, and pour it in the bottle

or do they watch you pee?

^ Yes you are watched,which if you were'nt would be rather pointless don't you think ?

woooooo back up....charlie only stays for 3-5 days.

Well no oil change for me then.

feeeeew.

are u sure gov?

ELG when did you last take ?

Couple Thursdays ago...had 6 lines...pretty good sh*t

14 days ago,your fine.

If it's the devil's dandruff you've been taking it'll be out of your system in a couple of days. Bit of advice; don't come near here if you're wired. I thought you'd be on the Farm near Marseilles by now n'est pas? Keep away from there too until you get some natural confidence.

^ although drugs are 4 mugs ;\

jesus...thanks mate. few.

still i'd rather take drugs than watch arsenal :D

Hearts.no1 22 Apr 21:10
lester pickit 22 Apr 21:04
get someone you know to give you a sample, and pour it in the bottle

or do they watch you pee?

^ Yes you are watched,which if you were'nt would be rather pointless don't you think ?

^ and the urine would be cold,classed as a fail.

thats why he took it :^0

as is said arsenal very rarely pi$$ on anybody :D

a mighty haul :-)

I had to do a pee test. They said 'can you please wee in the sample jar?'. I said 'what, from here?'

hearts no 1

if you react to everybody like this offering advice

you are an arse hole :)