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1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I
once rode her mother.'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him.'
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that
nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford
crew.'
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing
so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live'
said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed
and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight
inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today
after a 69 yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's
nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem
cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his
shorts.'
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie *****
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use
***** other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
:p :D
once rode her mother.'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him.'
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that
nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford
crew.'
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing
so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live'
said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed
and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight
inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today
after a 69 yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's
nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem
cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his
shorts.'
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie *****
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use
***** other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
:p :D
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the old, the batsmans holding the bowlers willie or vice versa, always get mixed up.....is a shokking omishion :-)
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the old david coleman he's spread his legs and is showing his class....is a shokking omission
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Very Funny.
However the David Coleman re Cram? would be a good addition "Hes opened his legs & showed his class" or something to that effect. |
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Duffy right 1st time.
The batsmans Willie the bowlers holding isnt quite as funny. |
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Urban myth- it was Ron Pickering who said of Alberto Juantarena "He opens his legs.. etc"
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the old ron pickering's he's spread his legs and is showing his class....is a shokking omission
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Nicky Campbell talking about the West Kent Hunt (twice!!!!) on Radio 5.
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Infomaniac just text me, he said he like No 2 :|
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geoff
the bowlers holding the batsmans willie ;-) |
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"You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past, they'll take the ball."
Ron Atkinson later |