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acc to the Post he numbers Clarkson and Cowell as his ideal dinner guests. Wac.
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Bruce Springsteen,**Trotsky, Jane Birkin and David Probert for ngb.
Hitler and Thatcher were the others. Or maybe Lloyd Webber. Same thing.
I've eaten from the table of Hughes and Springsteen. Very nice too. Abd knoweth me well.
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important
guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be
perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any
snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the
beach with the bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed.
He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the
beach. As he was collecting the snails , he noticed a beautiful woman
strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He
kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just
come down and talk to me?" He went back to gathering the snails.
All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right
over him. They started talking and she invited him back to her place. They
ended up spending the night together. At seven o'clock the next morning
he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered
all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the
door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the
stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top
of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down
the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing
in the door way wondering where he's been all this time.
He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then
back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!!"
guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be
perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any
snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the
beach with the bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed.
He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the
beach. As he was collecting the snails , he noticed a beautiful woman
strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He
kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just
come down and talk to me?" He went back to gathering the snails.
All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right
over him. They started talking and she invited him back to her place. They
ended up spending the night together. At seven o'clock the next morning
he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered
all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the
door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the
stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top
of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down
the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing
in the door way wondering where he's been all this time.
He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then
back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!!"
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
ybor just loves dropping names,i had a quick chat with andy fairweather lowe btw peter
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