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diddles
16 Apr 10 05:44
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Who on here would be in the cabinet - ?
What positions would they hold?
Who would be chief Whip?
Who woul;d ride out the storm?
Would Money Tree Hold the purse strings?
What would you do to reform Racing?
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Report diddles April 16, 2010 6:53 AM BST
Typical innit put sensible topic up and not even the the**s reply
Report Fat Dodgy April 16, 2010 6:57 AM BST
in wot way is this sensible please?
Report koikeeper April 16, 2010 6:57 AM BST
Chief whip for me :0
Report diddles April 16, 2010 6:58 AM BST
koi i just knew u would bag that spot -- you should be living in Brighton not Scotch corner old boy
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:00 AM BST
Fat D thank you for your contribution - you can be a bback bencher - but watch out for KOIKEEPERS lashings ok
Report koikeeper April 16, 2010 7:00 AM BST
lol
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:01 AM BST
Thought that would make you smile koi-- tell me has Howard been arrested yet ?
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:04 AM BST
Koi I could just see you in Whitehall -- Racing post - nice little expensive flat -- RUK on one telly ATR on the other Laptop and rent boys making the tea under the cosh.
Report koikeeper April 16, 2010 7:08 AM BST
Cant afford the Flat, lap top, RUK, ATR.....Skint
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:08 AM BST
Grimster could be the home secretary -- nice pad off Mayfair - Victor Chandlers posh gaff next door-- 5 large ones on expenses every week and a fast train to Newmarket whhhey
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:09 AM BST
koikeeper it wont cost a penny -- shove it on the ecckies my son
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:10 AM BST
Oh yes and Celtic son and Irish can clean the toilets -- their both got at shovelling SH-IT
Report koikeeper April 16, 2010 7:11 AM BST
lol
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:11 AM BST
Koi G Archer managed to get out of trouble - I think he still owes Ladbrokes 2 million
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:12 AM BST
Allegedly IMO so they Say
Report koikeeper April 16, 2010 7:13 AM BST
Back to work (swear word) on monday, new contract, been waiting 4 weeks for it to start.
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:14 AM BST
what do you do koi?
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:14 AM BST
Work is the scurge of the gambling classes innit
Report koikeeper April 16, 2010 7:14 AM BST
Plumber/gas fitter/ heating engineer...self employed
Report Fat Dodgy April 16, 2010 7:15 AM BST
cant be skint then but this will be a down time for ya
Report Mayor Joe Quimby April 16, 2010 7:15 AM BST
Get a room ;-)
Report koikeeper April 16, 2010 7:15 AM BST
Work tight up here though, too many out of work
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:16 AM BST
Koi - i bet take 4s on your in the SAS
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:17 AM BST
well koi can you come over and service my old boiler - shes getting frustrated lately
Report koikeeper April 16, 2010 7:17 AM BST
2yrs ago used to make £3000 a week, in the house at 100pm everyday,

Now hard to make a living
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:22 AM BST
£3k a week as a plumber - forget the last request your on footballers wages - Ill call Corgi man he only charges £150 an hour
Report koikeeper April 16, 2010 7:30 AM BST
Diddles, those days are long gong, cant ever see them coming back, too many skilled out of work up here, companies can pick & choose & pay what they want
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:35 AM BST
koi i was kidding i know its tough -- but at your age you should be taking it easy- making a few quid on the horses and feeding the fish
Report Mayor Joe Quimby April 16, 2010 7:37 AM BST
but at your age you should be taking it easy- making a few quid on the horses and feeding the fish

Turning into asn episode of the Sopranos this..... :^0
Report koikeeper April 16, 2010 7:37 AM BST
Diddles, if i could live off gambling I would believe me lol
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:38 AM BST
take a leaf out of my book ok koi- go back a few eway steals - forget trying to back every good looking shorty. watch what the market does really early on -- the nibblers the night before are always the best guide- And communicate with those on the spot
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:40 AM BST
koi its not so tough- but you have to be patient and cunning- the maths students are always brighter than the english and Arty ones
Report Fat Dodgy April 16, 2010 7:41 AM BST
not true dat, they lack imagination
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:41 AM BST
send me your email add again ill give you some real clues -- cos i think your a good egg
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:42 AM BST
fat d imagination is the quick way to the poor house in this game
Report Fat Dodgy April 16, 2010 7:43 AM BST
u imagine
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:46 AM BST
There is no easy way to make punting pay --- hard graft -- and dedication its like most things in life-- trouble with 99% of punters they think punting for a living is an easy life-- they are lazy and hope that they might be lucky.
When it comes to punting 4 a living Luck is a swear word i assure you
Report diddles April 16, 2010 7:48 AM BST
Ok catch tyou later im off to catch a worm
Report Fat Dodgy April 16, 2010 7:48 AM BST
i concur with that, but without a bit of imagination i think you are just number crunching, there are people involved in this and that takes means the stats will always be squewd
Report The Grimster April 16, 2010 7:54 AM BST
5 44.

Even the worms arnt awake then whatever are you doing up that time of day?

koi hes rgt mate become a dirty ew thief,watch look listen, keep your ears shut and your eyes open.

Thanks for the offer of the post didds but il have the treasury job, and tax thise fobts out of the water, then maybe a bookie will become a bookie again?

That bit bout laddies ect getting to know things? think in the old days they did have more contacts in yards than they do now, my son used to work for one of the "big3" when there was a big 3!! Until he became sick of saying lay them 25 quid over and over again,he always told me . "we dont hardy know a thing, its the punter who tells us everything"

Meaning punter A could have 2k on they wouldnt bat a eyelid.
But if punter B wanted a ton on all hell would break loose, its not the amount going on its whos putting it on.
Report koikeeper April 16, 2010 7:57 AM BST
The "faces" in other words?
Report The Grimster April 16, 2010 8:09 AM BST
Yep.

But ob with all this knock back sh it the "faces" are betting under diff names, in smaller amounts in cash in shops ect ect.

These fools in leeds and rayners lane have lost most of there "marks" now, so dont have a scooby whats going on anymore.

Question ??

If "faces" are shrewd enough to put the work in, get to know "stuff" by haveing the rgt contacts ect, do these nutjobs in b a c think said person carnt get his dosh on??

OF CAUSE HE CAN THESE NUTTERS JUST DONT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE GETTING IT ON !!

This isnt traders fault its there nutty bosses like briggsy and pat mac at laddies, and mad ralph at hills.
Report diddles April 16, 2010 8:25 AM BST
Good call Grim well put my son --- shhushh don't tell them everything
Some of the smaller ones like the irish boys think they know-- boil in the bag for example-- I have a few nearly closed acc - you know sorry please ring 0888888888880000000 and we might acc u.
Well i shortened one last week from 33--16 in one hit with a request on line for £100 ew @33-1 knowing full well the auto message would come up - and the price crash.pddypantsdown similar
By the way i layed the said donkey for plenty @8-8 on here 20 mins later --
Understand thy enemy -- whhooohoo catch us if you can
Report highgosforthpark April 16, 2010 8:33 AM BST
grimster - a mate of mine is the best judge at newcastle dogs, cant get on anywhere other than here. Surely if one of the 'big three' laid him to reasonable amounts they'd effectively be getting their card marked for the cost of whatever he made throughout the year, never understood that
Report diddles April 16, 2010 8:42 AM BST
Now newcastle dogs is an allert in itself -- All bookmakers hate large dog bets from strangers --- If i had his knowledge id do an SP job every week.
Loads of small --trap numbers only in multi bets with 3 non runners from the afternoons racing
visit 20 shops - get on what AMAP can --then if hes the face at newcatleturns up and pretends to want big on the other 5 -- bingo --
backs the big drifter @SPcatch the next plane to malaga Job Done
Report diddles April 16, 2010 8:44 AM BST
except i would not go to Malaga -- id go back to Newcastle dogs the following week and double up
Report The Grimster April 16, 2010 9:35 AM BST
highgosforthpark 16 Apr 08:33


grimster - a mate of mine is the best judge at newcastle dogs, cant get on anywhere other than here. Surely if one of the 'big three' laid him to reasonable amounts they'd effectively be getting their card marked for the cost of whatever he made throughout the year, never understood that

I know nuts mate aint it.

I know for a fact a lot of traders are pis sed of with it, theve lost there second income, following the clever money thereselves, i know im now going to sound like a "big cheese!" but this is the truth, when i was betting in my local laddies under my own name bac loved me, they where following me and others in, thus smashing the prices up, there bosses rang my shop and the tradeing director told the manger that i was to be s/p only max stake £50 and under no circumstances where bac to be informed of my bets.

Yes that stopped me in a instant in that shop, but does that mean i dont get on now???

Didds im like you i like to play the shops, but mate i was watching the place market on here yest, theres some gold in them there hills i tell you.eldalil and sea crest to name but 2 that where way over the top.

Before paulbu and others start with the oh yeah rgt thel lay anything at s/p they wont, if you reading laddies b a c. cambs shop in a mkt town.
Report The Grimster April 16, 2010 11:06 AM BST
Place orders in on.


At newbury

high constable (nap]
fullandby
admission
hindu kush

At thirsk
bathwick bear and regeneration.

Ordered the price i think they should be, lets see what happens.
Report diddles April 16, 2010 11:10 AM BST
eh up grim 3 of mine in there u bandit --Just as well you go round laddys with the funny hat and dark glasses innit
Report diddles April 16, 2010 11:11 AM BST
Sept i cant agee wiv nap Captain
Report diddles April 16, 2010 11:17 AM BST
Now then Grim - have you tried this one my son --
Nice little eway scam round robin with one little stinker and 2 non runners --
Dont fill the stake in till mr man has scibed the price - then u put 20 round robin - and overstake bet but £100.
Make sure your chatting to him and making out your a numpty - funny hat and yo yo accent normally helps.
OHHH ARRRE
As you walk out with a nice 150ew scammer - he turns to his mate and says """ nutters even overstaked """
Report The Grimster April 16, 2010 11:17 AM BST
"everybodys got an opinion, whats yours worth"

Really like the constable didds, think hes very well in here i make him 3/1 fav.

Hey ho all about opinions.
Report diddles April 16, 2010 11:17 AM BST
love it
Report diddles April 16, 2010 11:19 AM BST
Cunstable oh yes well good luck Grim - but there are a few of those in ere my son innit
Report diddles April 16, 2010 11:20 AM BST
Well grim if you and i cant make a shilling today we require the humane bolt i think
Report Dr Martin Luther King April 16, 2010 11:21 AM BST
diddles 16 Apr 11:17
Now then Grim - have you tried this one my son --
Nice little eway scam round robin with one little stinker and 2 non runners --
Dont fill the stake in till mr man has scibed the price - then u put 20 round robin - and overstake bet but £100.
Make sure your chatting to him and making out your a numpty - funny hat and yo yo accent normally helps.
OHHH ARRRE
As you walk out with a nice 150ew scammer - he turns to his mate and says """ nutters even overstaked """


And when you go and collect, where a different mask and leave dobbin outside with tonto tending to him. That wanted dead or alive poster behind the counter cannot really be you shawlley :^0
Report The Grimster April 16, 2010 11:22 AM BST
diddles 16 Apr 11:17


Now then Grim - have you tried this one my son --
Nice little eway scam round robin with one little stinker and 2 non runners --
Dont fill the stake in till mr man has scibed the price - then u put 20 round robin - and overstake bet but £100.
Make sure your chatting to him and making out your a numpty - funny hat and yo yo accent normally helps.
OHHH ARRRE
As you walk out with a nice 150ew scammer - he turns to his mate and says """ nutters even overstaked """

No i havent didds you tricker than a tricky thing in tricksville.

If it aint conning (which it aint) then alls far in love and war, these leaches love it when mr fobt mans maxed out his credit card, nice to give em one back i say.
Report diddles April 16, 2010 11:22 AM BST
Well grim this is your mannor im heading up the m40 to chelters later old boy wot wot - i will be posting a little stouter later whheyy
Report diddles April 16, 2010 11:24 AM BST
oh no i never collect - i send dobbin in my son or tonto if hes sober
Report diddles April 16, 2010 11:27 AM BST
I sometimes send in mother in law -nows shes a serious challenge
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