How will Clare Balding insult Carberry when she wins the national today?

a) tell her she needs to get her roots done?
b) tell her she wants to take her out for a pint (NAP)

Pie and a pint

invite her round for "afters"

Clare Balding ruins every major horse meeting, as I cant bear to look at her or listen to her patronising monologues

She'll ask how good it feels to have proved that female jockeys are at least as good as male jockeys

:D

Maybe she will quote Mick Fitz

That's a NAP ged

"who's better looking you or paul ?..... oh you both look the same."

Nina :x

^ lol

B :0 :0 B job please and then next year we can all get to see the results ;)

She'll also ask her how she manages to be beautiful and sexy while still managing to be a superstar and help look after her helpless brothers.

YOUR PLACE OR MINE?

have you got a ride in the mares only ?

Fitztgereal thinks the Package will win. This 'expert' seems to have forgotten that a National Winner MUST have at least ten races over fences and MUST be a bare minimum of eight years old in order to have the physical as well as mental maturity.

BBC are the bookie's friend. Biblical lay of the Package is the only way to guarantee winning a decent amount in this race.

Maybe Fitz received a parcel in this morning's post so that's his lucky pick for today....a parcel....!!! Get it...???

I like a good National story...... Aldaniti and Bob Champion still brings a tear to the eye, but the Fitz parcel story isn't delivering here.

What would she say about the teeth of the husband of Dream Alliance's breeder?

Balding is awful. I am not only saying that because I am **phobic either.