Questions you are likely to hear from once a year punters.....

Why is the national in liverpool this year? i thought it was in aintree...

3) how do you do an ew on betfair?

50p e/w the fav
20p e/w 2nd 3rd and 4th fav

"i only bet once a year"

Which one is mine?

I had a parcel delivered this morning so having £2 on The Package

are these bets ok like this? (56 bets of various sizes, win /each way written on the back of a dairy milk wrapper)

"how much tax do you pay on a bet these days?"

Can i use my visa card?

"Are you open tomorrow?"

Ylime 10 Apr 12:34
I had a parcel delivered this morning so having £2 on The Package

lol

Oh look at the size of that wee pen

BennyBinion1 10 Apr 11:34

Can i use my visa card?



Slow counter (NAP)

how doyou spell nozic-a question asked by 5million illiterate sun readers they couldnt lease any other horse because the challenge of writing any other name would be to much for their readers

Can I have my winnings? ... 1 minute after the finish of the race

After the 1st fence "my horse is almost last, he can't win"

£1 ew on the 7/1 fav who finishes 2nd, how much do I get?? £2.75

Is that it??

Yep

usually from a woman "are there any grey horses running?"

couldnt give a fck love

" this betting is a mugs game"

Once a year punter at 4.25pm

Have i filled this in right

What does 14/1 (or any other price you care to mention) mean??

" 66/1 , if i put a pound on it, how much do i get if it wins? "

What does e/way mean?

" What time do you pay out "

" why is money tree such a nob?"

Can I pay the tax please?

How many times do they go around.

why do they run so far?

Wise up you bunch of cretins........there is nothing wrong with having a bet once a year on a great british institution....... maybe you sad gits should get out a bit more instead of wasting your money and time in front of a pc

;-)

Does that include the stake?

are yis busy?

Surely the horse with the least weight will win?

Or

That one has won it's last 3 so it must be the best.

yes , we could all go for a picnic in Golders Green instead

used to love seeing the winners queing 5 minutes after the race for about an hour to pick up £2

'That Richie Persad seems to know his stuff...'

I have this £1 free coupon..................

spellchecker not working, how do you spell queing?

Yip Jollie....shouting four-by-twos is much better fun....
Fancy a bit of it....????

a work colleague thought each way meant the horses had two races , once one way and then back the way they had just come .... seriously !

what these once a year rubbish should understand is that us arbers are in the shops every day of the year trying to get on and they should step aside when we are trying to get our thieving ew multiples on. muppets

Do they still have the brick wall obstacle?

sorry i meant SHOOTING not shouting...tho I do shout at them before I shoot them... ;-)

big aitch 10 Apr 13:06
used to love seeing the winners queing 5 minutes after the race for about an hour to pick up £2

Jealous comment.

" that clare balding loves little willy"



Jon

How many fences are there Jim?

That Rishi is a right pr1ck.

Q , Can I have the Key to the toilet please ? ,

Ans : Sorry big Phil's been in there 1/2 an hour.

what horse is frankie riding,please.

The National is a lottery. Anything can win.

Ahhhhh that 'republic' guy is fast off the mark......... just got up did you son...???
Maybe best go back to bed

Is it any extra to come in your mouth ?

if the horse finishes in front without the jockey do i still win?

That fat chap on the telly said someone had £10,000 cash on the favourite at the bookies

Whats a placepot

My horse died. They ought to ban the race. It's cruel. :(

next year, same punter.... My horse finished 3rd. I win £4! :)

Do i get anything for third?

i was in the bookies today there and an awl woman asked the guy where on her betting slip she had to write her name so they knew who she was encase her horse won.....