What's your cat doing?

just given my pussy some cream. Nice before the racing

Not too much. ok as a treat.

Pudders isin't allowed out. So he's sitting on the window sill plotting his escape.

sleeping

Both asleep

making a cheese sandwich

no hes not- hes eating somebody

lol, I've got a stray in the house. Have to keep the 2 seperate as mine attacks.

I havent got a cat but next doors is now under my patio. It was warned !!

sleeping, sleeping( got 2)

sleeping.

cats are awesome.

anyone know the antifreeze trick?

people are v polite to you on this forum canny :D

now gone to the shop for some branston

resting on a large brick inside a plastic bag .

hope its not playing with knives?

Still in the breeders place.
Can't wait until June when we collect it.
The missus will then get up early and will have the bed to myself for a change
No GMTV rubbish to put up with either.
Just the papers and laptop and await my breakfast in bed.
Life used to be like that when we had cats previously.

Flew out of the house with a start when Persad appeared on the TV...

I'm allergic to cats... it's not cat-hair as most people think, it's actually cat saliva. Because they're always licking themselves, when the hair moults small particles of dried cat saliva flake off and get into the air... they then lodge in your lungs and cause irritation.

Bet you didn't know that! :-)

indeed cc. :-)

very good Pinza. They rule the roost don't they? :-)

yeahyeahwhatever, I have a feeling I have a slight allergy as well. But I wouldn't part with her.

picking my selections for the day..

I was allergic to cats. The girlfriend said it was in my head. First two weeks I was in bits. Now the cat even sleeps on our bed and no bother.

We have 5 cats and 4 of them are asleep in my daughters bedroom and the fifth one is in the lounge (asleep).

The dogs are also asleep, the horses are asleep, even the tortoises appear to be asleep.

And, the grandparents are having their afternoon nap.

Seems it is only me actually doing any work!

Ours dragged a Magpie (still alive) through two cat flaps and deposited the thing in the lounge. Spent an hour this morning trying to get the thing out...........cat just sat there watching. Little b*stard.

cats horses and tortoises. That sounds delightful.

cat** is the worst type

send kids blind

Mines asleep.

I forgot to mention the dogs as well.

And sundry small furry animals belongs to the kids - all asleep!

Not sure where the kids are though, too quiet by half (maybe they are asleep as well).

all of our 4 are playing in the back garden

NEIGHBORS JUST GOT RUN OVER?...SAD!!

I haven't got one, but felt that I should contribute to this thread.

appreciated mr winkle.

make great slippers

Licking its arse.

Two pussies in this forum

i think my cats got amumeasier ..........been awake for over an hour ?

sorry insomnier .....now knows who i am

got 5, but 1 is**ing in every corner she can find got a urine infection,cost me £54 at the vets :)

my cats been doing cartwheels since the last race at aintree.

and if i lose tomorrow it will be doing somersaults :^0

dustybin 08 Apr 14:13
cat** is the worst type

send kids blind.

WRROONNNNGGGG.

Dog** does that,...............What kind of symptoms would a person have who is infected by dog worms?
1) A condition called Visceral Larval Migrans. The ascarid eggs hatch in a person's small intestine. The little worms or larvae get into the blood stream and float to the liver. They migrate in the liver and get to the blood stream that goes to the lungs. Some may enter the general circulation and end up in different parts of the body. They have been found in the human heart, brain, spinal cord, skin, and other tissues. The symptoms would vary depending on where the larvae become attached.

2) Another condition is called Ocular Larval Migrans. The immature ascarid worms or larvae can affect the human eye. The larvae attack the retina and cause blindness. Many eyes of children have had to be removed which until recently was the only treatment for this problem.

About twenty years ago,a programme called "The case against Dogs" showed that dog poo deposited 100 years ago would release these eggs, they would remain dormant, and every time it rained,they would come to the surface and children playing in public parks would be in danger of injesting them if touching the contaminated soil and putting their hands to their mouths.

Cat poo carries different, but equally disturbing dangers, especially to pregnant women.

whats my cat doing...........Pinging off the fecking walls as I boot it around the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!

playing with its elastic band best toy ever loves them

i dont have a cat actually :0
but my little boy has 4 hamsters all asleep if thats any good.

mine just belted the ** outta her mother and is now asleep like a true fighter

men who have cats are either gay or potential/practising serial killers

her my little pussywussy wumkins :^0