TO DAYS HORSE RACEING TIP

Spelling not your best subject then!

unless u visit newcastle.

Frigging car boot sale here at Kempton.

Neither is comedy. Have heard funnier material from Bobby Davro.

LIAM 50 ,DONT TAKE IT OUT ON ME BECAUSE YOUVE FELL OUT WITH BOBBY DAVRO

IM GOING TO GIVE YOU ALL A RACEING TIP EVERYDAY,I WILL BE LIKE NEWSBOY

THEY WILL HELP YOU IN LIFE WHEN YOUR NOT WITH YOUR PARENTS

Do Wah , you promised you wouldn't mention my Davro argument ever again. As always you have gone back on your promises. As a consequence I am not backing any of your tips.

LIAM YOU DONT BACK THEM ,I KNOW YOUR NOT ALL THERE ,BUT I THOUGHT AT LEAST ABIT OF YOU WAS SOMEWHERE HERE,YOU DONT BACK MY TIPS

YOU USE THEM IN EVERYDAY LIFE

I see. Now that's different. But can you try to inject some humour into them?

LIAM IS A YOUNG MANS NAME ,YOU CAN TELL YOUVE NOT BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME,OR YOU WOULD HAVE SAID ARTHUR ASKEY

LIAM 60 ,I DONT KNOW WHY IM TALKING TO YOU THIS LONG,I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU

YOUVE COME ON HERE SAYING IM NOT FUNNY,AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME,I MIGHT BE A CLOWN FOR ALL YOU KNOW

i remember arthur askey, he does a mean rendition of the busy bee

You've already put me up to 60! Thanks.

I just live by the age old phrase 'if you want to make people laugh then try to be funny.'

Sorry if this has offended you , I just thought it might enable you to up your game a little.

you can't be a clown do wah, your feet wouldnt fit under the computer desk.

OK LIAM ,ILL LET YOU PRETEND YOUR SIMON COWELL ,AND YOUR TRYING TO GIVE ME CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISUM,ILL TRY AND HAVE MORE FLAIR ,AND PRACTICE MY DANCE STEPS FOR NEXT TIME

BILLY YOU CAN IF YOUVE GOT A BIG DESK

IVE MISSED THE FIRST RACE NOW ,IM GOING

Or long arms.

HOW CAN YOU BE A COMPULSIVE GAMBLER WHEN YOUR NOT BETTING
SEE YOU LATER