DEAR ANTEPOST

HOWS YOUR LUMBAGO ,DOES MY UNCLE JACK STILL RUB YOU WITH FIREY JACK

HAVE YOU LEARNT HOW TO USE YOUR BETA MAX VIDEO RECORDER YET

ARE YOU STILL FELL OUT WITH THE MAN AT THE BRITISH LEGION ,OVER HIM REPORTING YOU FOR BRINGING YOUR OWN ALCOHOL INTO THE CLUB

HE TOLD ME HE DIDNT MIND YOU BRINKING YOUR OWN IN  TO DRINK ,BUT YOU CANT DRINK IT IN THE LADIES TOILET WITH THE DOOR WIDE OPEN

HAVE YOU GOT A LIGHT BULB IN YOUR TOILET YET OR IS UNCLE JACK STILL WEEING IN THE BATH

HAS UNCLE JACK MANAGED TO PUT THAT PLUG ON THE RECORD PLAYER YET ,OR IS THE WHITE CLIFFS OF DOVER BY VERA LYNN STILL IN ITS NEW COVER

DOES YOU BACK DOOR STILL STICK WHERE UNCLE JACK MENDED IT 7 TIMES

I WAS TOLD BY THE POSTMAN YOUR LETTER BOX IS BUNGED UP ,I TOLD UNCLE JACK AND HE  SAID HE WAS WAITING TO SEE A PLUMBER IN THE PUB

THEY CAN SAY WHAT THEY WANT ABOUT UNCLE JACK BUT HE SORTED MY FLAT TYRE OUT ON MY BIKE ,

HE GOT ME ANOTHER BIKE FROM THE BIKE SHEDS AT HIS WORKS

BUY BUY ANTEPOST

HELLO ANTYPOST ITS ME AGAIN ,MY MAM TOLD ME YOU NEED A NEW KNOB FOR YOUR TRLEVISION ,I WILL TRY AND GET YOU ONE FROM THE KNOB SHOP

MY MAM TOLD ME YOU HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL WITH YOUR LADIES COMPLAINT

SHE WOULDNT TELL ME WHAT IT WAS ,BUT IF ITS ANYTHING TO DO WITH UNCLE JACK STAYING IN THE PUB ,WHILE HIS TEAS GOING COLD ,I WILL HAVE A TALK WITH HIM FOR YOU ,IF THEY CANT SORT IT OUT

DID YOU MAMAGE TO FIND OUT WHO PINCHED YOUR NEW WHEELIE BIN ,ITS SO UNJUST ,IT WAS ONLY THE OTHER WEEK SOME ONE PINCHED ALL YOUR DAFFODILLS OUT OF YOUR GARDEN ,THEY HADENT EVEN HAD TIME TO FLOWER

HAVE YOU LEFT YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE AND DECORATIONS  UP LIKE YOU DID LAST YEAR ,THE GRANDCHILDREN LOVE IT WHEN THEY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SEE THE TREE AND DECORATIONS ,ITS A PITY THEY ALL CRY WHEN THEY LEAVE AND THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVEN ANY PRESENTS

HELLO AUNTY POST ITS ME AGAIN ,ARE YOU GOING TO GRANDAD BILLS FUNERAL ,THERE GOING TO THE PUB AFTER ,I WILL PLAY YOU AT DARTS AND SEE IF I CAN WIN THE £3-50  BACK ,THAT YOU WON OFF ME AT COUSIN FREDS FUNERAL

MY MAM WONT PLAY DARTS AT THE PUB AFTER THE FUNERAL AS SHE SAID ITS NOT RIGHT PLAYING FOR MONEY

I THINK SHE WANTS TO SAVE HER MONEY FOR BINGO THAT NIGHT ,AS I KNOW SHES GOING

MY MAM SAID SHES SENDING NO FLOWERS ,AS GRANDAD BILL DIDNT SEND HER A CHRISTMAS CARD THIS YEAR

I TOLD MY MAM HES BEEN ILL ,SHE SAID HE WAS WELL ENOUGH TO PUT A BET ON EVERY SAT AT THE BOOKIES

SHE SAID SHES ONLY GOING ,SO SHE CAN WEAR HER NEW MARKS AND SPENCER COAT THAT SHES BOUGHT ,

I SAID ITS NOT NEW YOU BOUGHT IT FROM THE CHARITY SHOP ,SHE SAID THEY DONT KNOW THAT ,AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

I TOLD MY MAM UNCLE BILLYS NOT GOING TO THE FUNERAL ,SHE SAID HE DIDNT HAVE ANY TIME FOR GRANDAD BILL,I SAID HES NOT GOING BECAUSE OF THAT  BUT HES BARRED FROM THE PUB WHICH THERE GOING TO AFTER

You are still numero uno Do Wah. My favourite poster with the legendary Tree just next. How we miss Fryboy.

THANK YOU LIBERATOR ,SOMETIMES I WONDER IF I WASNT SUCH A WASTE OF TIME,I WONDER WHAT I WOULD DO