Penis Turpin

turnipturnsturpin

thread of the year, confirmed

trev[:p]

ha

Not in the same class as Canford Cliffs Turpin (connections pre-Guineas silencing doubters again courtesy of ****-brained RP reporters)

ps Kirk - get over it! [;)]

What is there to get over ... just pointing out some inaccuracies in the 'silencing doubters' bullcr@p line fielded by our knowledgable friends who make a living betting and dont have to rely on journalism spouting c@rp instead.

Beef Bayonet Turpin 

Hardly the thread for serious debate kirk

Wang Turpin

It was satirical ... it is a new form of comedy post Tommy Cannon and Bobbius Ballus.

Satire is a literary technique of writing or art which principally ridicules its subject (individuals, organizations, states) often as an intended means of provoking or preventing change. In Celtic societies, it was thought a bard's satire could have physical effects, similar to a curse. A satirist is one who satirizes.

Satire is not exclusive to any viewpoint. Parody is a form of humor that imitates another work of art in an exaggerated fashion for comic effect, usually deriding the subject of the parody in the process. Although the techniques of satire and parody often overlap, they are not synonymous. Satires need not be humorous - indeed, they are often tragic - while parodies are almost inevitably humorous. Parodies are imitative by definition, while satires need not be. Humorous satires often base the humor on the juxtaposition between the satire and reality. The main intent of satire is political, social, or moral and not comic. The humor of such a satire tends to be subtle, using irony and deadpan humor liberally.

downallstar 24 May 10 22:46
   
Hardwilly for serious massdebatein kirk 

Ok so.

or "drivel"

Hardon Turpin

Bear ydc

Earl's Brother Turpin

Nob Turpin

Top Ten Turpins

1) Beef Bayonet Turpin
2) Prick Turpin
3)

continue gents

3) Todger Turpin

I am seriously going to find a bookie with some naive young ladies behind the desk and go and ask if I can have £5 each way on Beef Bayonet Turpin for the St James Palace Stakes at Royal Ascot, 15th June.

I was going to non-satirically write K**k Turpin but then I realised that that would be an infringement of forum rules so thought better of it. 

I was thinking the same thing

Pulling Percy With The Palm Turpin

Lobb On Turpin

how bout vagina turpin [smiley:crazy]

his full sister [smiley:crazy]

Out of j1zztrough, a spoogehammer mare, Myth?

Do you think Todger Turpin would be well ridden by a sausage jockey?

policemans helmet turpin

penis turpin is by spunk city out of a mare by waank off, excellent breeding imo [:p]

swan in nest Turpin

3rd best thread ever !!!

Slippery pole of depravity Turpin

Think Graeme needs to get checked out ;)

I think he is by D I C K Longshoot out of Pearl Necklace who was by Gobble off,a well bred colt,I understand the jockey thinks he's great fun to ride always **** back with a smile!

Richard O'Sullevan

Anyone else find all this kind of sad?

No not at all, perhaps we who post trash on here don't take ourselves seriously,some sadly seem to.

The banning of the word **** on a forum where you have to be over 18 to post is sad.

Can you still say Mike De **** ?

I'd agree with you,we are all god-damn adults.betfair must think we are still in diaper's

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new addition: Fastbearform Turpin

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ascii finnish Bear

FFS

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Turpin

So near, yet so far.... 

C===8  Turpin

Ben, looks like we'll have to stick with Mike De Penis, for the avoidance of doubt.

:)

Or Mike De Beef Bayonet

trev w     24 May 10 21:40 
one eyed snake turpin
c0ck turpin
babys arm holding an apple turpin



I stand by my original opinion that this one is the best yet

a very disturbing thread and everyone who has posted on it has been reported

hth

Amazed the threads still here tbh

Lovemuscle Turpin

purpleheadedwarrior turpin

his indian name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpRcRCUKsY

or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDB5Akd4-Z4

Holders Turpin

did anyone see the can you do pictures thread...on chit chat the other night??

fukkers were posting paintings,clips off tv..etc...how the fook they do that...

thought one of you lot would have started on that by now..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7rTk8Vihe0

Don't think there are too many candidates for Mastermind contributing to this thread. Not saying I'm one either mind, but genuinely surprised to see adults indulge in this pathetic schoolboy stuff.
Grow up lads, and get a life.

Thanks for your input to the forum ballhopper.

You clearly are missing the point of the thread.

Can I second downallstar's point.

Ballhopper I suggest you move along before we start making childidsh comments about BALLS !!!! Its a bit of fun on one of the few forums that can go from serious debate to childishness and back again without skipping a beat. Some of the best judges of form on betfair have been guilty of indulging in a bit of fun on this thread. But I assure you they are also more than capable of indepth and original form analysis. Most of them can also spell alot better than myself !!!

Okay guys, I'll skip away from this thread, as I suspect a lot of people have. Of course we all need fun - like food and drink it's essential - but, you know, a certain amount of good taste never goes amiss. Anyway, I withdraw gracefully. Nothing wrong with your contributions Sarky, they're excellent in fact.

Ballhopper, I am one of the guilty ones on this thread but I'm not for one minute going to defend myself. Betfair have in this instance I feel, made fools of themselves by not allowing the name **** Turpin. However, after enduring a very bad 18 months in my personal life, I find the lighthearted banter with 'friends' on here a welcome escape. As already mentioned, there are also some very shrewd judges on the ap forum whom I have alot of respect for (tt excepted because he's an old man), even though I don't know them personally. Long may it continue! 

tt   really  [;)]

btw, hate the new wink.

Dipstick Turpin

How far does he **** up by in the Jersey?

ffs J I Z Z

10 lengths. Who rides though?

Dickie imo

Genius thread

Is Rick gonna run in the SJPS? Good price if he does.

Moono, shouldn't that be 'Penius thread'? 

"People have under-rated **** Turpin. I told anyone who would listen before the Greenham that he could be the fly in the ointment, and he not only won that trial but went on to run a blinder to finish second in our Guineas," said Hannon.


think the only person underating penis turpin is richard hannon....

Dick Turpin

Dick!!! Wow! Will wonders ever cease!   I'm on each way at 8's. I hope if it's tight at the line he sticks it out a bit.   

reckon he's gonna get creamed today

His head I mean, of course.   

****

Dick

****

^^^ DICK

****

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trev mate, what you trying to say?! 

c ock   

What a Dick! 

What's a male chicken called again?

great thread :)

first time ive come across this thread, and when i saw the headline, i thought exactly the same as you charlton.

Dont mention this name on this very day, The word of the french winner is banned in this household

Double on Richard turpin running on from Tartn Ghigha, rfc richard and Canford

Never noticed this thread before, truely amazing.

Wasn't there a similar thing with mike de ****?

Anyways, Yogurt Slinger Turpin added to the collection

Mike De ****

MIKE DE K0CK FFS

Good job he didnt train the horse, have an owner called Fanny and book Malcolm B astard to ride or we wouldnt be able to read the bluddy card

Beyond a joke imh. You think the Betfair police would have better things to do, like moderating the main forum. The bile spouted on there everyday defies belief.