Am i the only one who does and shares any work on here?

Thanks Fatty. Knew I could rely on you, at least

All England. Sorry but the top two look outstanding dogs to me. 3/1 for Greyhound Of The Year elect Swift Hoffman fair enough and 10/1 Minglers Thunder, must be the most improved dog in training and did me a big favour winning Steel City Cup

Northern Puppy. Gone to the other end of the spectrum with 25/1 apiece Peerless Trio and Reynolds Badger, both each-way. Top end, seen Droopys Buick bumped and flop before, Camp Joker not the most reliable of starters, don't think Calzaghe Billy has the early speed and Ballymac Sheehy become most disappointing. Pretty hopeful, Pat Rosney's bitch will qualify okay at least, then take it from there

Scurry. Target Harris was a huge flop in this last year and although good trials, prefer to look elsewhere. Last year, Baliff Cairo beat Skate On and Flashing Bolt, with Brogan Tee Bone last and my main pick at 12/1. Also, very small each-way interests 40/1 Gainstown Storm and 50/1 Tip Joes Hat

Kent St Leger. Re-match of the Golden Jacket where Wiki Waki Woo beat Bubbly Time. However, Bubbly has come on leaps and bounds and rates the bet at 11/4

Good luck!

that is quite a funny opening line woody......have to agree with irish you must be taking the michael....

Another Planet leaves a Galaxy

Had a great few weeks with over £400 profit then, just when you think you got the game by the nuts, 2/9 and 4/7 chances eliminated antepost, costing me over a score

Pounds from Pennies.com
Never mind the results just throw more darts.co.uk
Bewildered Betting.org
Losers don't count.com

Just big winning bets Irish Derby night, one a 33/1 palp

woody desperate aftertiming     

Am I the only one who does and shares any work on here?

I must say posters seem remarkly ungrateful for your efforts, judging by the replies

It seems a shame...I appreciate it Woody, even I don't back them

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All England. If you're yet to play or crashed and burned first round like me, still can't believe both Swift Hoffman and Minglers Thunder out, VC go best prices the top 5 in the market

Still not convinced Calzaghe George the strongest of stayers but played at 5/1, seeing as he's the most obvious dog to reach the final, then if clad red again could be halfway there, with nothing too much coming from behind. Considered Maum Legend, Glenpadden Rock but felt too risky with no hiding places in those other 2 semis


With only Reynolds Badger each-way, re-considered the Northern Puppy Derby Derby too. Decided, unless Camp Joker has become very reliable at the start, he won't normally be doing 4.60 splits, so 10/1 Ballymac Sheehy, each-way, bound to make more a race of it next time if they both reach the final. One other bet, just a tiny interest 66/1 Burnfoot Rumble, each-way. He should be able to lead most left in this event and although end time not there, would be benefitting from trouble behind


Good luck!

You've now bet a 3/1, 5/1 and 10/1 shot in the All England Cup, even to level stakes you're betting that dog @ 1/2 with what you'd have lost on the other 2 and I would say you where more heavily involved in Swift Hoffman

apologies Evens I meant - was having my head wrecked on the phone while posting that

Like a roulette wheel, once you've lost, gotta start from scratch. Lost just over a fiver Hoff to win £18, shade over £3 Minglers to win £35. £5 George would win £30. Roughly £13 staked, so yes, guess just over evens but would be happy just getting £30 in the bank

All England. Sorry but the top two look outstanding dogs to me. 3/1 for Greyhound Of The Year elect Swift Hoffman fair enough and 10/1 Minglers Thunder, must be the most improved dog in training and did me a big favour winning Steel City Cup



Still not convinced Calzaghe George the strongest of stayers but played at 5/1

£3 @ 10/1 wins you £30
£5 @ 5/1 wins you £25

you're forgetting newton's 4th law PF...woody always includes his stake in his "winnings", and all offsetting losing bets are ignored for the purposes of totting up the P/L

all losers are "coppers" or "minimum steaks", all winners have "just paid for a world cruise"

welcome to the world of walter mitty

Not sure Walter Mitty fits the bill , Billy Liar might be more appropriate
says he works 24 hours all day every day at the game
yet cant work out or doesn't know his winnings on a simple fiver at 5/1
then says Maths is not his forte

Think he needs to spend that 24 hours a day on a GCSE in Maths

from wiki:

Mitty is a meek, mild man with a vivid fantasy life: in a few dozen paragraphs he imagines himself a wartime pilot, an emergency-room surgeon, and a devil-may-care killer. The character's name has come into more general use to refer to an ineffectual dreamer and appears in several dictionaries.[2] The American Heritage Dictionary defines a Walter Mitty as "an ordinary, often ineffectual person who indulges in fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs".

^^that is absolutely BANG ON character imo

fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs really is spot on

£5 at 5/1 does indeed win me £25 with £30 returned back to bank including stake. So, what's your point? Already said total stakes about £13

why the lies ?

Don't know how convolutedly you all work your bets out but £5 at 5/1 George would return £30, minus £13 total stakes, equals £17 clear profit - end of

You're mistaking getting your stake back as winning, return does not equal win

"Lost just over a fiver Hoff to win £18" .......... absolutely clueless ...you said Hoff was 3-1  .... its hardly fecking rocket science is it ....if it was 3-1 then he would have had £6 to win £18.

The fact that he consistently supplies this bu11sh1t suggests he is either Walter Mitty , Billy Liar or Forest Gump .... take your pick 

The tragedy of Woody...a man unappreciated in his own lifetime

I know return does not equal win, I was getting at the clear profit

Ebul, out of curiosity, couldn't make out your photo, so enlarged it. Is it some kind of troll, or something?

I am not sure what it is it, comes from the world of Warhammer Woody

I got drunk one Christmas day and put it up to express my anger at no Greyhound Racing

I cannot enlarge it I have lost the original, it is up there for all time now

I like it

The 3 I put up in the Scurry still going, fingers crossed. £1.50 Cairo at 12/1 returns lion's share of £20, 48p Gainstown Storm, each-way and 24p win at 40/1 returns nearly £35 and 48p Tip Joes Hat, each-way, at 50/1 returns £31. Total stakes £3.66, I'll leave you to work out the potential clear profit!

woody, why do you feel the need to tell everyone how much you put on?
Can't you just tell people what you fancy and why.

Woody desperately trying to deflect us from the lies he told about the All England Cup !

Wouldn't mind that Sparrow but with critics like PF and in this instance Safari, feel a need to defend myself. No idea what blocked other knockers like Wonder, Irish and Eyeball say but rest assured, they will be criticising

No idea what blocked other knockers like Wonder, Irish and Eyeball say but rest assured, they will be criticising

how could he know that if he doesn't read our posts??

Critic like me ?? All i did was point out you where only betting that dog at even money to your stakes after what you've done on the comp already, you then put figures up that where wrong

PF, that's just the tip of the iceberg. You're getting a moaning old goat!

Has this forum been hacked ?

yes.............

second time its happened , last time they didn't admit it for about two fecking years

Beware, he could be anyone. Even your mother!

Angel Oaks
Domino Storm showed what she can do Derby final night and is top class on her day. Seems slightly off the boil but chance to bounce back to her formidable best here. However, at the prices, think 8/1 Pinpoint Dazl more appealing. Speedy bitch who may keep going well enough to lift the trophy

Great North Run
This competition looks much harder to go big price 25/1 Barnish Panther, each-way. Just think fair chance to qualify with potential for price to crumble. Furthest been before 630m, so stamina taken on trust but standard distance form augurs reasonable hopes. Your favourite is rightly so Elwick Glory and the 8/1 Calzaghe Lisa has gone. Can see each-way possibilities all over the place, but think just going to make one more play at this stage, which is 12/1 Blackhouse Heidi who can do enough on occasions

Good luck!

Played the toot 6/1
As long as she doesn't draw 4 in final
Got a great chance IMO winning this

On the individual races, had plenty of interest too

7.39 2/1 Ballymac Sheehy. Could be too sharp for Calzaghe Billy initially and looks sure to go close. May kick off a great night for Draper in fine style

8.10 At the prices, preferring 10/1 Burnfoot Rumble each-way, compared to short Calzaghe Matt on leadability claims

8.26 12/1 Sandyhill Hitman, each-way. Seen him beat fav Maum Legend over this c/d before

8.42 3/1 Glenpadden Rock. It might only be a 5-dogger but a case could be made for any. Farloe Nutter edges favouritism inside Rock but a sharp exit from Rock can pave the way for victory and provide Draper with a grand double

Looking at a couple more bets in Great North Run heats but waiting for all to price up

Good luck!

Chances Fatty. Did well at over 4 bends Donny but can put in the odd stinker

Aero Inferno must have the plague, 14 and 12s outright and 10/3 for the heat

Droopys Vodka is even shorter for the heat with some firms ?? Was destroyed to the corner last week and never looked like catching Inferno

Thought Inferno would be better off in 3 than 2 seen as he moved off last week from 2, traps the same he should avoid the 4 dog and then i would expect him to lead all again, thought the only real danger once he comes away would be Maum Legend

Also
Had little play on satin tess 20/1 16/1

Played her 6/1 tonight

Trials don't mean that much but STROM 24.60 odd rd Romford
I'd be worried about it ! Cos she auto be doing 24 dead or better

I can see you like the form of Tootsies Doncaster race Fatty. Tess loses rails now but hope you get a good run

9.15 Had a bet on the 3/1 'cast Elwick Glory to beat Shellam Maeby. Same result as recently highly likely

9.48 Competitive race but thought 7/2 Blackhouse Heidi and 8/1 Lowgate Jasper nice prices. Both a bit quirky but capable when putting it all in. Sided with Heidi


Good luck!

I did enjoy that toot race at Donny
Thou at one point I didn't think she was going to pick tess up !

Think your spot on  with 9-15
Now trap one non runner can't see why
Elwick doesn't grab the rails
Maeby would have to be a good one to back run that while that's on the hare

Ain't got opinion on the rest of card didn't watch last week

Bitterly disappointing Sheehy. Nothing like time before making his own problems running off this time. Winner Billy would have been the one on sp prices, 4/1

Bloody non runner T6. That's 22 antepost now since the start of the year!

Good race. Didn't think Buick would be pulling Camp back like that really

I understand the badger dog is lame.......you must understand the risk of injury is factored into antepost prices.....

woody is 1 of these people who complains like fck when it goes against him and yet strangely never mentions it when it happens to go in his favour

Woody is the man.

The "draw" didn't beat Maum tonight then!  Take note PL - he simply trapped properly! 

Northern Puppy Derby Final Draw

1 Five
2 Buick
3 Matt
4 Joker
5 Billy
6 Portlaw

What's with the shades?

Not the strongest of races? Only coz most not quite a peak. Quality types on their day

Said George not best of stayers but at least got him in final

No reason why he got beat there woody ,
3 up 6 tour him new ass !!

Maeby turned the tables on Elwick. Didn't quite expect it myself. Thought tother way round nailed on 3/1 'cast

I couldn't
See it happing myself when the Lowgate thing came out

Pleased with that Panther. 25/1 antepost and 14.5 tonight

Jeez toot was simple **** !

Seems there found what makes Panther tick

couple of spins over hurdles riddler and plenty of switching he'll need it

just as likely to run gash when shorter price next week imo

What you have on woody the Maestro?

£0.00
no mention of bet tonight until afterwards lol

Kelly

At least Pinpoint Dazl through and 2 in Scurry final. Byeee!

STROM Run a cracker there !
Leave Newcastle alone going by what I thought had chances tonight !

a lot of class bitches about riddler, could be 1 cracking oaks at the end of the year

Not easy, but got loads of dogs through to their respective finals. Holding some fancy priced antepost tickets like 8/1 Pinpoint Dazl (best now 9/2), 25/1 Barnish Panther each-way (now 10/1), 5/1 Calzaghe George (now 11/4), 12/1 Baliff Cairo (now 5/2) and 40/1 Gainstown Storm each-way (now 12/1.)

Topped up Storm

Good luck!

woody da man

Found myself light in the Northern Puppy Derby so sided with Buick on a 7.6/1 double with Wiki, Kent St Leger. Camp is the type to keep pulling off the front but if Buick closer this time, could be a grandstand finish. Always liked Wiki and she's capable of upsetting odds-on Tamera

Good luck!

Wicki pulled it out in the Golden Jacket final Woody
Tamera has looked very impressive so far?
hmmm?

This is true Ebul but think it could still go either way so bigger price Wiki swayed me, as don't really want to be backing Tamera at that odds-on price, 4/7

really woody....I would have thought a 40p/70p would pay for one of next years derby bets......

Thanks for your contribution, Winja! Then, what would I do the rest of the year? The double works out at £2.90 to return £25

if that silly sod had taken his dark glasses off on Saturday he may have seen it was massive rails......accordingly Tamera's run can be upgraded from extremely well to extraordinarily well and will probably justify her cramped odds in the final.......have the 40p/70p......

Hot All England Cup final last year where Newinn Yolo beat Pinpoint Maxi and Maum Legend, so the last named obviously must be given the utmost respect again. Just hoping Calzaghe George beats him to the punch and plugs on well enough

Already dealt with the Northern Puppy Derby and don't think Elwick Glory would be giving up the lead to Shellam Maeby in the Great North Run this time. Fairly hopeful Pinpoint Dazl can start and go up quicker in the Angel Of The North to turn the tables on Domino Storm

Personally, got 25/1 Barnish Panther each-way in the Great North Run but not sure of the place terms, so phoned Ladbrokes customer services to be told 2 places after he was looking at horse racing meetings. Have you ever tried to talk to a monkey? They just look at you with those big brown eyes and you feel the need to give them a banana. After putting me on hold about 6 times, he said the horses are 3 places. I'm not sure for an 18 runner event. Should it be 4 places. Anybody know, please?

1/4

1-2-3

That's what Bet365 were going, so I would imagine all others the same Woody

Cheers GW, might have a squeak of the place money then

Backing each way and not knowing the place terms, ffs. Even if I did somehow do so little work to place a bet on terms I did not know I would not be highlighting it on here, no matter what price I was on at and why price it was now, it makes you look silly and shows how much work you put into the selection

Played Panther 8s just think they seem to have found what makes him tick can see the inside becoming a mess
Aero inferno 7/2 got great draw just want a smash break
Knockbawn caviar 8/1 I thought it had leaders chance , with Inside showing no early last week
Toot I thought was dreadful
Played few doubles at the prices

Assumed 4 places, thought it has been before in such events but it didn't show on the slip so enquired, that's all. I don't really need to find out when my bet's 60p each-way to return just £20 and £4 the place roughly. Don't deal in hundreds like you PF. Anyway, it had to reach the final first, didn't it? You're either getting too serious or like I said recently, moaning old goat

Would swop Calzaghe George for Maum Legend now. Suppose could lay my 5/1 George and back Maum but price gone now

Some firms are going 5/4 Camp and 9/4 Buick but surely there cant be that much of a difference

Of the supports, favouring Alessio in the sprint. Cathal has looked fast at Notts but Alessio preferred at 7/2

Although outstanding at Sheffield, cant bring myself to back Minglers Thunder. Could be he's just a different proposition round Owlerton, so 8/1 Bramble Ted each-way might be okay

10/3 Alma Prince to upset strong odds-on Ribble Atom late

9/2 Lowgate Jasper worth another chance in competitive six-bender

Good luck!

Barmish Panther out. Would you Adam And Eve it? I blame PF!

Pleased with Alessio but Domino and Dazl ran as though too much Winalot

Oi oi Buick!

bit of a lucky winner!

Camp led and had every chance. Couldn't understand the difference in prices

Laid some George off. I must be getting good at this!

Great run, a proper fair and square job

1 come together with the inside rail between 1 an 2 bends.

..if that don't happen maybe the winner dont get past 1 @ the 3rd bend

Thinking Maum needs to clear Nutter now

Old fav Nutter!

Well done the Nutter.  He has deserved another big prize for a while now.