RPGTV Presenters : The things they say but what they actually mean ....

“My mate” = Someone they happened to share a urinal with

"We are operating on a reduced budget"  = the feckers have cut our fees

"The Trap selections are "   =  my quick pick National lottery numbers are

Jealous dog =  dodgy as fook
Do you have a email Phil= instead of coughing all night talk more bull **** so I can nip for a ****
Over to the colonel = n o b head
My jpot selection are=  6 winners LOL

"he's a nice fellah but ...... " =  "fecking d1ckhead"

"W will leave that one to the judge"  =  "I aint gotta clue !"

flap

why o why do we knock what greyhound tv we have, let's not forget it's now a minority sport.

don't think anyone's knocking having the greyhounds on t v, its the way its being presented and its only a bit of banter anyway

Personally, I like watching some good dogs running Romford and Hove, although they have far too many poor quality maidens. Lets not forget the Scottish and English Derbies, probably both covered mostly

United out on penalties, they are sh*t! ha ha

woody ?  how old are you ?

".... and they are off ... and the favourite hasn't got away" = "Another nap selection has gone down"

JK could not tip shyte off a shovel last few weeks ..

Julies tits are best imo

Tips even

You need reporting Case!

"as soon as you saw the dog get that pitch at the first bend you knew" =  "I am an aftertiming n0bhead"

Div Clark - anything he says, "look at me Im great look at me I love myself look at me"

Think he's a daydream believer mi sen?