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03 Feb 12
00:22
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I have been caught in a rather bad situation. I was supergluing my soles of my shoes back on then had a look at my mates gf on fb and had a w***. Now my hand is stuck and I can't call my mom and I can't face going hospital! HELP!!
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ROFLMAO
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check says:
DON'T FIND IT FUNNY This only makes it worse imo  |
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give the mother a shout for the fairly liquid and a bit of white spirit imo ,tell her ur doing a bit of cleaning ,just open door slightly, use free hand ,hth
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yet again may I point out that the thread posted is not my work, thanks
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pmsl
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It mightbe a sticky situation.. but tbh the actual problem is very small..
Or so Ive been told  |
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OMG
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Thread of the year imo
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ditto says:
"i'm on my way,dont move" |
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hahahahahhahahahaha
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pmsl
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All jokes aside now does anyone have any ideas, the main problem is where my penis is quite small my hand in the fist position is a good 2 inches wider than my penis is long so when I piss I'm pi55 ing in my hand. This is getting really bad now.....any sensible advice please?
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And I just drunk 2 litres of water....
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ditto says:
"i'll grow it the two inches you need when i get there,dont move(or pi55) til then" |
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Havent you been using your snap-on tool?!
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what the hell is wrong with you and any link to this birds facebook?
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w4nker.
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lol check
 hope your'e better today |
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patrick starr
03 Feb 12 00:52 ditto says: "i'm on my way,dont move" pmsl |
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The OP is beyond help
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check any luck yet? I am always willing to help any bud if they need a helping hand in a sticky situation.
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and smelt appears, only suprise is it took this long
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better late than never
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The W4nker's Cramp Website.....
W4nker's Cramp (aka Repetitive Stress Disorder, aka Carpal Tunnel Syndrome) is caused when the muscles used to grip (located in the Carpal Tunnel of the wrist) are too strong. This causes the gripping muscles to be larger than the muscles used in releasing or opening the hand. They push into the wrong places and cause pain and inflamation. The most common cause of this development for men, is masturbating. But there is now relief that I thought I'd share with the Internet (a place notoriously full of w4nkers). The cure is to exercise the realease/open muscles, this COULD be done with excercises, but I've opted to do it with masturbation (absolutely reversing the tide of pain). You need 1 peice of equiptment, it can be bought in most newsagencies or stationary stores. It is a large rubber band (kinky, huh?). It sounds laughable but it works, and no one's going to know what you're buying them for. They're the kind used in mail rooms. I need about a size 62 (about 19 cm's halfed-length, 40 cms all way round). Once you've got one, we can begin |
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^^
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Thread smells fishy to me...
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Swarfega and nail varnish remover, mix in a pyrex bowl and knock it into your lap, then roll on your front and slide around on the lino in the kitchen, if you get excited its not a problem , more lubricant will help get your hands free from your hampton.
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call hampton courtthey offer a royal service
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sounds like a load of boll-cks to me
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since you have a solution Kinky
it sounds as if you must have had the same problem |
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Agree with the swarfega but you need to secrete a tub beneath your yellow bicycle cape!
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..you have had the same problem as well woody? |
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oops wrong pic
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"Swarfega", a donkey's lubricant!
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