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who should i talk to cos my partner will go up the wall
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sideways
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Just tell her it is your period
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dont tell her ,hope they all jump off and then do a runner
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she dont even like seafood
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Couldn't you get your other secret girlfriend, who you must of contracted them off, to come and explain to her all about this condition and where its come from?
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Cracking thread
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shave your gonads then rub in Brasso, failing that a very salty bath will work. When the crabs go for a swim you jump out quickly.
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Where are your crabs? Freezer?
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"castration is the only realistic way to resolve this problem" That's not my views I'm extolling there, no, those are the very words your girlfriend will use, whilst holding a carving knife, when you fill her in about your your little bit of extra fun.
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shave and brut massage
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I think he means crabs as in seafood.
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naïve charlie
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