Biggest Low?

you need to fill this out more , some prose, something that looks more like communication in English. You don't speak in this fashion, so why do you write in it?   See me at the end of the day Obama

and as for your use of parantheses ...

December 23rd and sold the kids' presents from under the tree. Man, that was bad form.

you ever had Pot Noodle for xmas dinner either ?  had to use warm water from the tap too as couldn't top up the leccy card.

Pfft....hot water in the taps?  Alright mr la-de-da fancy pants.  Burn the mattress outside to heat up the water collected on the tarpulin in the yard.