Fella goes the doctors ........................

Doctor, how long can a man live without a brain for?

Dunno, how old are you?

Man - Doctor, I think I have a lettuce stuck up my @rse

Doctor - Hmm.... Looks like the tip of an iceberg to me.........

I went to the doctors the other day for a checkup and he said that I had cancer and Alzheimers.  It could be worse though, I could have cancer.

Patient: Doctor, i think i'm going deaf.

Doctor: Really. What are the symptoms?

Patient: Arent they the yellow cartoon family on the telly?

doc; you'll have to give up the booze, rich food, smoking and late nights,
me; will I live longer if i do all that?
doc; not really, it'll just feel like it.

Why is divorce so expensive?


Because it's worth it.

Fella..you gotta help me doc..

Doc ..what seems to be the problem?

Fella..Its my kn0b,its turned orange.

Doc..Can you give me some idea of yur lifestyle.

Fella..Sure..sit about the house most days watchin pornos and eatin cheesy wotzits..

Two elephants jumped off a cliff.

Boom, Boom !!

doctor - every time i have a shyte , it comes out like brown  grass .

Bend over , lets have a look .

ouch , what the fyk was that ?

Your string vests up your a$$.

Is anybody going to blame BF for the forum being reduced to all this very bad joke telling ?
Wait a second, maybe that's the real joke.

FAFH, very little else being posted. Got any original
ideas ?

Nope K.
It's all been said before.
After all the science of gambling isn't that large or varied a subject to really come up with anything truly original.

all right then

man goes to the doctors:

doctors says: i'm afraid you'll have to stop masturbating

man says: why, will i go blind?

doctor says: no, it's just upsetting everyone else in the waiting room.

Stop it!

"Is anybody going to blame BF for the forum being reduced to all this very bad joke telling ?"

FAFH i have to disagree with this absurd comment. I think that you'll find that the forum has been reduced to some very good joke telling.

Here's one for you to enjoy.

A man goes to the doctors with jelly and custard in one ear and cream and sponge fingers in the other.
Doctor says: What seems to be the problem.
Man says: You'll have to speak up, i'm a trifle deaf.

Yep UA that one has raised the bar considerably.
I retract my earlier comment and now rephrase it as "--- very good bad joke telling ".
That should make evrybody happy I hope.
Not going to improve the jokes though unfortunately.

Especially for FAFH ....


A termite walks into a bar.   

a seal walks into a club ....