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NO BUT IM HAVEING A PROBLEM TRYING TO BE A GOOD BOY FOR MY MAM

SHES FED UP OF KEEP SEEING ME PICK MY NOSE AND SCRATCH MY PRIVATE PARTS,AND SHE CANT TRUST ME TO WASH MY HAND WHEN I GO TO THE TOILET

SHE SAID IF SHE SEES ME SCRATCHING AGAIN SHES GOING TO TAKE ME TO THE DOCTORS

SHE WONT HAVE A CUP OF TEA OFF ME WHEN IVE BEEN TO THE TOILET ,EVEN THOUGH IVE TOLD HER THAT IVE WASHED THEM ,SHE SAYS I TELL LIES

ITS NOT NICE BEING ASKED IF IVE WASHED MY HANDS EVERYTIME SHE SEES ME

SHE WONT USE MY TOWEL SHE HAS HER OWN ,SOMETIMES I GET UPSET

I ALWAYS RINCE MY CORNFLAKE BOWL OUT WHEN IVE HAD MY CORNFLAKES,BUT SHE WASHES IT AGAIN ,I DONT KNOW WHY I BOTHER

IF I HAVE MORE THAN 2 CUPS IN MY BEDROOM SHE MOANS AT ME ,SHE SAID ITS HARD TO GET THEM CLEAN ,IVE TOLD HER ,SHE SHOULDNT BE COUNTING HOW MANY CUPS IVE GOT IN MY BEDROOM ,ITS MY BUISNESS

SHE SAID THAT WHEN I GET UP FIRST ,I DONT OPEN THE CURTAINS WIDE ENOUGH ,WHEN I GO DOWNSTAIRS ,I THINK SHE WANTS ME TO USE A TAPE MEASURE

SHE SAID I PUT TOO MUCH WATER IN THE KETTLE,IVE TOLD HER UNTILL SHE BUYS A MEASURING GLASS,IM FILLING IT MY WAY

SHE SENT ME FOR 3 SMALL CARROTS THE OTHER DAY ,AND WHEN I GOT BACK SHE SAID I DIDNT MEAN THAT SMALL

SHE SENDS ME FOR HALF A BAG OF CYPRUS POTATOES,I SAID HOW MANYS THAT SHE SAID,YOU KNOW HALF A BAG,I SAID WHAT SIZE BAG SHE SAID THE SIZE OF BAG THE MAN HAS

WHEN I BROUGHT THEM BACK SHE SAID COULDNT YOU HAVE GOT SOME SMALL ONES

THIS WEEK SHE SENT ME AND SAID MAKE SURE THEIR NOT SOFT OR DONT GET THEM ,

I SAID THE GREENGROCER WONT LIKE ME FEELING THEM IF HE KNOWS I DONT WASH MY HANDS EVERYTIME I VISIT THE TOILET

SHE SAPS ME OF CONFEEDENCE WHEN IM WORRYING ABOUT THE SIZE QUANTITY AND TECTURE OF A HALF BAG OF POTATOES

EVERY TIME I HAVE A WASH SHE SAYS HAVE YOU TURNED THEM TAPS OFF PROPERLY

I GO ON THE BUS ,AND A LADY SAID YOUR DO WAH DIDDY I KNOW YOUR MAM ,I TOLD MY MAM AND SHE SAID DONT GO TELLING ALL SALFORD MY BUISNESS

MY MAM THEN SAID WHAT DID SHE LOOK LIKE ,I TOLD HER AND SHE SAID SHE CANT TALK ABOUT ANYONE ,THE NIT NURSE WAS NEVER AWAY FROM HER HOUSE

I SAID SHES NOT SAID ANYTHING ,SHE SAID WELL JUST LET HER START

I SAID SHE SEEMED A NICE LADY, MY MAM SAID SHELL BE GOING TO AFTERNOON BINGO ,THERLL HAVE TO HAVE FISH AND CHIPS FOR TEA IF SHES GOT ENOUGH MONEY FOR THEM

MY MAM SAID SHE PLAYS SIX TICKETS AT ONCE,I SAID YOU DO WHEN YOU GO ,SHE SAID DONT START COUNTING HOW MANY TICKETS I PLAY AT BINGO ,ITS NOT PAID WITH THE PITTENCE HOUSE KEEPING YOU GIVE ME ,

I FEEL LIKE PROFESSOR COX LOOKING FOR LIFE IN OUTER SPACE SOMETIMES WHEN I POST ON HERE  THANK YOU HENOK FOR YOUR SMILEY FACE

Hope that answered your question OP! 

yorkshire lad DOO WAH?