All I want for Christmas is,.....Yu

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one guy I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

I just want my £45m winner to stand
If you let it I’ll shake your hand
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas
Is Yu.

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about the skim bots
Eating away at my green,

I don't need to hold on to my Racing Post
Can do without the stuffing and roast
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a big 3 free bet on Christmas Day

I just want you to hold your hand
Won’t you Dave please understand
Make my £45m wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Yu
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu baby

Oh I won’t ask for much this Christmas
I backed Phil Taylor in the 2nd round,
I backed Man U against Palace,
Oh please Dave all my bets get canned,...

I just want you to hold your hand
Won’t you Dave please understand
Make my £45m wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Yu
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu baby

Oh I won't ask for much this Christmas
I haven’t got a punting clue
And I’m just gonna keep on waiting
You can even take 60% PC too,...

I won't make a list and send it
Of all those bets which got chinned at the last
I’ve got the worst punting luck
I really need a winner fast,...


I won't even play in-running again
No more nightmares for your company men
What more can I do?
Baby all I want for Christmas is Yuuuuuu
Yuuuuuu baby.

Oh all the forums are shining
With fresh posts everywhere
Everyone else just takes the mickey,
But give me £45m and I’ll be the one who cares

And whilst the share price is tanking
And your PR gets a spanking
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need?
Won't you please bring my baby to me?

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see my CEO
Standing right outside my door

Oh I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my £45m wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
Yu baby

All I want for Christmas is Yu baby
All I want for Christmas is Yu baby
All I want for Christmas is Yu baby