andy stewarts missus

I expect she would like to see you destroyed also imo.

Now run along back to the forum that has been set aside for illiterate muppets innit like.

illiterate?

proper bugger her i would

It means uneducated - or as you might understand it fick.

Anyway - she says if you can tidy your room and get your mum and dad to go out - she will pop round later.

yeah and she can smoke my bald fella

I was rather hoping that Aiteen Thirtythree would win the Hennessy by a nose from Great Endeavour - it would have been quite poetic imo if the horse owned by this fine lady had fecked your shrewd treble (other thread). Still, nice to know it went down the pan anyway my eloquent friend.