IF YOU TOSSED A COIN 100 TIMES

IF A ROULETTE WHEEL SPUN NINE TIMES AND ENDED UP ON NUMBER ZERO 9 TIMES YOU WOULD NOT SAY FANCY THAT PROBABILTY SCENARIO CROPPING UP ,YOU WOULD SAY THE WHEELS BENT AND IM NOT HAVEING ANOTHER BET WITH THIS BENT PLACE

THINGS ARE DIFFERENT IN THE REAL WORLD

should stick to boxing

IF A JOCKEY FINISHED LAST ON TEN SUCCESIVE FAVS  RIDES ,NO ONE WOULD SAY WHAT A COINCEEDENCE ISNT HE UNLUCKY ,THEY WOULD SAY HE NEEDS SHOOTING

THESE PEOPLE CAN PRODUCE NUMBERS OUT OF THIN AIR ,BUT ASK THEM TO BOIL AN EGG

so true

IF YOU PUT ON 8 BETS AT ODDS BETWEEN 1.5 AND 2.9 AND LOST ALL 8 YOU WOULDN'T SAY OH I WAS UNLUCKY YOU WOULD SAY I AM RUBBISH AT GAMBLING AND AM STOPPING.

SOME PEOPLE MAKE NUMBERS WORK TO SUIT THEMSELVES
LIKE I TALK TO SUIT MYSELF

YOKO,WHERE DID YOU GET 1.5 TO 2.9 FROM YOU JUST PULLED THEM FIGURES OUT OF THE AIR

NO THOSE ARE THE ODDS I BET ON MY LAST 8 BETS. I HAVE GIVEN UP NOW.

1.4 TO 2.8 0R 1.6 TO 3 ,WHERE DO WE STOP

EXACTLY MY POINT. WHAT IS VALUE AND WHAT ISN'T? HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY TO WORK THESE THINGS OUT WITH SO MANY BETTING OPPORTUNITIES.

YOKO YOUR JUST USEING NUMBERS TO TRY AND MAKE A POINT ,THOSE FIGS YOU SAID ,HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EINSTEIN

EXACTLY MY POINT YOU SAY ,THATS EASY TO SAY

I COULDNT GIVE A TOSS ON THE TOSS OF A TOSS OF A COIN

PEOPLE COME UP WITH ALL DIFFERENT FIGS ,TO TRY AND PROOVE THEY CAN TOSS A COIN

IF I WAS A **** I WOULDNT COME ON THE GENERAL BETTING THREAD I WOULD GO ON THE HORSE RACEING FORUM ,THEY KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

T O S S E R IS THE ****** WORD

LMAO THAT'S HILARIOUS. I HAVE TO GO NOW HAVE A GOOD DAY.

BY BY YOKO AND KEEP SPREADING THE PEACE

BUY BUY

Would you win putting an ir BACK of every fav from 2.5 - 4 in at 5 ,10 ,15, 20 or even 50 or 100.

People out there know .

if you dont , dont let them take your dollar .

If DO WAH DIDDY landed on his head 100 times would we even notice?

Well, maybe his posts would make more sense

WHEN EINSTEIN TALKED ABOUT TOSSIONG A COIN ,HE STATED CATORGORICAL IT WOULD HAVE TO BE TOSSED IN A VACCUMED ROOM ,

SO WIND AND OTHER ELEMENTS COULDNT ADD TO  DETERMINE THE OUTCOME OF THE TOSS

HE ALSO STATED A TOSS HAS TO BE A TOSS ,NOT A FLIP

I vaccuum my room every week to get rid of the crisp crumbs.

EINSTEIN GOT INTO ALOT OF FIGHTS OVER HIS TOSSING  CALCULATIONS,NOBODY LIKES A CLEVER ****

T O S S E R

THE NUMBER OF THREADS IVE SEEN ON THESE FORUMS ABOUT TOSSING COINS IS UNBELIEVABLE ,THERES PEOPLE WALKING ABOUT WITH FAKE POUND PIECES IN THEIR POCKETS TRYING TO TELL ME THE OUTCOME OF 100 TOSSES ,

If you want to see the outcome of 100 ****s, check the American Senate election results.

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EINSTEIN ALSO STATES HEAT PLAYS A LARGE PART IN THE OUTCOME ,AND THE BOUNCE FACTOR

He was a sicko gambler wasn't he? Always asking people if they played dice in heaven.

WHEN EINSTEIN CARRIED OUT ONE OF HIS SCIENTIFIC TESTS IN THE ODDFELLOWS ARMS ,HE PLACED ONE HUNDRED FARTHING PIECES ON THE BAR ,AND THE FIRST TIME HE TRIED THE EXPERIMENT FIVE WENT MISSING

HE THEN DECIDED TO USE JUST  ONE COIN TO USE IN THE EXPERIMENT ,BECAUSE HIS RENT WAS DUE

EVEN THAT WENT MISSING WHEN HE WENT TO THE TOILET

EINSTEIN SAID TO ONE  MY RELATIONS THERES LOADS OF THINGS HE COULD HAVE DISCOVERED USING COINS,IF THERE WASNT SO MANY DEAD LEGS ABOUT PINCHING THEM ALL

He said that to most relations.

He called it the general theory of relatives.

LORI VERY GOOD ,

I am honoured to be acknowledged by the master tbh.

GENERAL THEORY OF RELATIVES ,IS VERY GOOD INDEED ,IT SHOWS YOUR NOT ONLY FUNNY BUT YOUVE BEEN TAKEING NOTICE OF WHAT IVE TYPED ,IF I WAS A TEACHER AT PRIMARY SCHOOL ,I ASSURE YOU ,THAT I WOULD PRESENT YOU WITH A GOLD STAR

MY GRANDSON STARTED NURSERY SCHOOL LAST WEEK AND THE FIRST DAY THEY GAVE HIM A GOLD STAR THEY SAID HE WAS A VERY GOOD BOY ,

THE SECOND DAY THEY DIDNT GIVE HIM ONE SO HE KICKED OFF AND STARTED KICKING ALL THE TOYS ,

NOW IF I WAS HIM ,IF I DID THE SAME AS ID DONE THE DAY BEFORE,AND I DIDNT GET A GOLD STAR ,I WOULD THINK THATS UNFAIR AND I WOULD KICK OFF

MY LITTLE HEAD WOULD SAY TO ITS ,THEY BUILT ME UP YESTERDAY AND GAVE ME A STAR ,IVE DONE THE SAME AS IVE DONE TODAY ,WHATS GOING ON HERE ,IU WILL END UP LIKE MY GRANDAD DO WAH DIDDY ,IF THIS IS HOW IM GOING TO GET TREATED GROWING UP

WHEN I WAS AT BABY SCHOOL I WANTED A DRUM TO MARCH ROUND THE HALL WITH ,BUT I KEPT GETTING A TRIANGLE OR  A TAMBOURINE ,I NEVER ONCE GOT A DRUM LIKE THE OTHER CHILDREN ,

THAT WAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TOSSING COINS UP AND PROBABILITIES ,IN THE REAL WORLD THERES OUTSIDE FACTORS THAT ME AND EINSTEIN WORKED OUT

ACCORDING TO PROBABILLITIES I SHOULD HAVE HAD A  BANG  OF A DRUM ONE DAY ,BUT I NEVER GOT ONE ,

I've always thought 'Do Wah Diddy's Thought For The Day' loo roll would be a bestseller.

Or, failing that, 'Einstein's Thought For The Day' loo roll. Same difference.