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13 Sep 11
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I thought I would turn my life around as many years ago I worked as a clown in the circus and wore big shoes, braces, a red nose and too much make-up with a fake smile and well people would just laugh at me at work, even when I went down to the bookmakers I could here them all s****ing aroound the shop and behind the counter.
So i decided to change everything and become a winner, I now wear the correct size of shoe, a belt on my trousers which are no longer baggy, no make up and i have told everyone that I am going to make millions of ponnds of money using betfair and bank all my profits, but I cant believe more people are laughing at me now then they did before and even though I persistently
win all the time I just cant keep hold of all me money.
Can someone please tell me where the feck am going wrong as all the people laughing at me is driving me crazy and am
sure someone is taking 60% of me money off me, If you cant help me out well I may as well go back to being a clown.
Welcome all your suggestions to be sure.[smiley:crazy]
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So i decided to change everything and become a winner, I now wear the correct size of shoe, a belt on my trousers which are no longer baggy, no make up and i have told everyone that I am going to make millions of ponnds of money using betfair and bank all my profits, but I cant believe more people are laughing at me now then they did before and even though I persistently
win all the time I just cant keep hold of all me money.
Can someone please tell me where the feck am going wrong as all the people laughing at me is driving me crazy and am
sure someone is taking 60% of me money off me, If you cant help me out well I may as well go back to being a clown.
Welcome all your suggestions to be sure.[smiley:crazy]
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I am doing only one bet this year , got 5 euros on betduck @ 1.03 in the annual wacky races, exchange special, it takes all year to complete the race, so far penelopy pitstop sponsored by betdak has just been given a push by the anthill mob who heard that some wise guy is racking up the charge on protection money, the cave man brothers sponsored by W-b-x have blown a gasket on the start line and dick dastardly and mutley, sponsered by betfair have hidden behind a rock and thrown pc2 grease all over the track sending sports fans sliding all over the place, it back fired though and when the boys jumped back in there over-engineered and high maintenance sports machine it blew up after a quick 2nd charge, penelopy just went sailing by and the fans are beginning to love her...
Anyway let you know who's won in a years time |
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I can see you liked that post so much, you felt it would be a waste if you only posted it up on one thread at once!
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Are you suggesting that I copied and pasted it, do you take me as some kind of clown, how perceptive of you, i shall go quietly.
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It seems every forum on Betfair has it's resident clown...you appear to be General Betting's regardless of what clothes you now wear.
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I worked as a clown in the circus and wore big shoes, braces, a red nose and too much make-up with a fake smile
I never believed you worked for betfair bff but now I'm convinced you're part of their think tank. |
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Wasting too much time on the forum, possibly?
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BF you make me smile now dont take this the wrong way but you are better off going back to beening a clown . cause you will never and i mean make it has a punter ..
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