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Fat Dodgy
25 May 11 13:27
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Gonna try a little experiment here, I was having an argument in the pub with this godbothering type at the weekend and he said I was full of hate as I kinda lost it with him and his superstitious pig ignorant claptrap.  I agreed totally and told him how much I hated him and his fecking religion. He said no good came out of hate and that it would be to my detriment to be so bile filled, to which I said, not true, lots of good came out of constructive hate.

So with that in mind I aim to prove it, I am going to lay things/people I really cant abide. Obviously there will be some sort of reasoning behind this, I cant just go laying England at everything they do for instance as this will lead to the poor house when they come up against Outer Rumpopeway in the tiddlywinks or something. Theselays will cover all types of things there is a market for, there are no other rules really apart from the fact I really must hate the thing/person I am laying.

I will start with a 20pt bank, all lays are for a liability of 1pt.


1st lay to follow shortly.


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Report viva el presidente! May 25, 2011 1:43 PM BST
he said I was full of hate as I kinda lost it with him and his superstitious pig ignorant claptrap.  I agreed totally and told him how much I hated him and his fecking religion.

Laugh
Report salmon spray May 25, 2011 1:48 PM BST
FD is SEETHING.
Report Fat Dodgy May 25, 2011 2:25 PM BST
ok the first lay is Organisateur in the 2.30 Newton Abbot @ 1.60 cos I dont like bumfluff heid
Report get in there gamsty! May 25, 2011 2:32 PM BST
"lots of good came out of constructive hate." quote of the day
Report Usaidit May 25, 2011 2:35 PM BST
how much is a point please?
Report Fat Dodgy May 25, 2011 2:37 PM BST
Hate wins the day

Profit: 1.67pts

Total so far: 21.67pts
Report salmon spray May 25, 2011 5:02 PM BST
Can I lay The Scots at Flodden Field please.
Report Feck N. Eejit May 25, 2011 5:08 PM BST
There is a stewards enquiry into that salmon spray.
Report Fat Dodgy May 29, 2011 8:06 AM BST
Hate rears its ugly head again today and has decided to take a little trip over to Ireland to hunt down the object of its ire.

Hate has guided me to lay Zoffany @ BSP for 1pt in the 3.25 Leopardstown.

A gaggle of footpads and cutpurses would be more likely to get my sympathy than the connectshuns of this horse in a plea for clemency.
Report Fat Dodgy May 30, 2011 9:45 AM BST
again hate wns the day, huzzah for hate I say


Profit: .05pts

total so far: 2.17pts
Report Fat Dodgy June 5, 2011 11:41 AM BST
Again on the sabbath I am struck down by hate, todays object of utter distain is Wodger Federer, a smug white suit wearing tosspott of the highest order. His general smuggness and detestability really do get on my not inconsiderable t1ts.

So we will take some money out of the fecker, hopefully. Come on Rafa.

Laying Federer to win @ 3.2 for 1pt of liability.
Report Just Checking June 5, 2011 2:11 PM BST
1st bet should surely to be to lay the existance of god Confused?
Report Fat Dodgy June 5, 2011 6:24 PM BST
Adios Swiss cheezer, thanks for the cash. Hate triumphs again.


Profit: .46pt

Overall: 2.63pts

3/3 lays
Report aziraphale June 5, 2011 6:32 PM BST
At last, a system I can get behind.

Wish I had seen this fred at 2pm Plain
Report salmon spray June 6, 2011 10:58 AM BST
This is the best idea I have ever seen on The Betfair Forum. You know it makes sense.
Report inono June 6, 2011 6:13 PM BST
I hate to type this but I think you are on to something bigger and better than the rest of us

Build that hate up and enjoy the money
Report FINE AS FROG HAIR June 6, 2011 7:43 PM BST
He's really gonna hate things when it all comes to an inglorious end.
Then what ?
Try the opposite approach ?
Report Coachbuster June 6, 2011 9:46 PM BST
HATE makes sense on Betfair it would appear  Devil
Report FINE AS FROG HAIR June 6, 2011 9:47 PM BST
Well the forum is one big love in that's for sure.
Report Fat Dodgy June 12, 2011 4:59 PM BST
Ok another sunday and another hate filled lay, now some of you might have noticed a pattern here, there is a reason for my string of sunday lays but its got feck all to do with anyone but me.

Todays lay is Sebastiam Vetel in the Cannuck GP.

The reason is I hate and loath Red Bull and anyone who uses it as a mixer for a drink is a fecking tw@t imo.


layed at 2.54 to win for the usualy 1pt liability.
Report ShaneESP June 12, 2011 6:06 PM BST
good stuff FD Anger is indeed an energy
Report Fat Dodgy June 12, 2011 11:07 PM BST
Hah the power of hate is unstopable I tells ya, WD Button btw, great drving.

Profit: .65pts

Total: 3.28pts

4/4
Report Fat Dodgy June 19, 2011 2:00 PM BST
Decided to make this a sunday thread from now on, appropriate given the reason for starting it


Todays aversion fueled lay is Round Tom in the 2.20 Hereford @ 2.6 currently

See previous lay re: Bumfluff heid.

I was gonna lay the England u21 team in the footie V the Czechs but I kinda like Stewart Pearce,though I am not sure if he's a decent manager.
Report Fat Dodgy June 19, 2011 2:35 PM BST
Hate marches into Poland with the minimum of fuss....

Profit: .625pts

Total: 3.905pts


5/5
Report turtleshead June 19, 2011 4:45 PM BST
Great thread Laugh

Can I suggest you lay Haye in a couple of weeks time - he fits the criteria perfectly. A cocky, loudmouth arrogant tvvat who keep telling everyone how great he is and what he's going to do as world champion, despite the fact he has a mickey mouse who cares version of the title which he got by beating the biggest joke in boxing ever (and even then he needed a fixed contest to win Laugh)
Report inono June 19, 2011 9:27 PM BST
Amazing hatred shines through once again and on Gods day

Well done and keep that hate going
Report Coachbuster August 5, 2011 5:59 PM BST
any more hate bets ?
Report Fat Dodgy October 3, 2011 8:56 AM BST
Aha here it is, think I'll resurrect this as the footie season has started. Plenty vitriol to be found there.
Report Slim Pickens September 23, 2012 12:17 PM BST
fat dodgy has asked me to resurect this thread so his name is not ofrgotton or any of his good deeds


he is using the power of telephony to relay these bets to me so i canget em to you...


his first lay for a while that has his nurses reaching for the Chlorpromazine filled syringe is Manchester United in the away fixture against liver Pool

he recommends that you throw the lot at this so we will go a full 3pts on this lay

he also says he dont have to give a reason for this hate filled one cos if you dont know why he probably hates you too...
Report STATSMAN September 23, 2012 1:03 PM BST
Happy
Report 2pEachWay September 23, 2012 2:48 PM BST
Do you hate these people/horses/teams any less once they've won you some money?
Report gus September 23, 2012 3:56 PM BST
outstanding thread imo, but nursing all that hate could prove physically harmful in the long run.

What's needed here is a HateBot, running a thoroughly researched bile and venom algorithm.

Also the staking seems somewhat unscientific  ... how about a Weight of Hate staking plan based on Fibonacci numbers?
Report TheInvestor2 September 23, 2012 3:58 PM BST
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1st bet should surely to be to lay the existance of god Confused?


Maybe you can explain to me how Dawkins goes about 'assigning a probability to the existence of God'. I never got that one.
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