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I am very such a nice chap but I don't suffer fools gladly.

Very shortly I will be selling balls of steel on ebay. Intelligent betfair b@lls of steel.






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Report master of multys December 27, 2009 11:12 AM GMT
you are a strange person imo
Report Lori December 27, 2009 11:17 AM GMT
Ohhhhh well spotted mutleys, I was going to post something about myself, but you're right you have to post something about Alex.

Will get back to you.
Report The Betfairy December 27, 2009 11:18 AM GMT
I am misunderstood. I ask question to help, but people don't understand.
Report Tiger Tiger December 27, 2009 12:07 PM GMT
Oh dear me, wrong account alec ?
Report The Betfairy December 27, 2009 12:08 PM GMT
We are not related.
Report Ayedo December 27, 2009 12:09 PM GMT
lol
Report Tiger Tiger December 27, 2009 12:11 PM GMT
Hilarious.
Report master of multys December 27, 2009 12:11 PM GMT
Tiger Tiger 27 Dec 13:07
Oh dear me, wrong account alec ?


thats what i thought
Report The Betfairy December 27, 2009 12:13 PM GMT
Seriously, I don't even know what his favourite colour is.
Report Tiger Tiger December 27, 2009 12:13 PM GMT
Its been a well known fact for quite a while that they are one and the same, sad really !!
Report The Betfairy December 27, 2009 12:14 PM GMT
Seriously, we are not the same, though we do share the same sense of humour.
Report master of multys December 27, 2009 12:17 PM GMT
lol tiger i didnt know that, i suppose when betfairy wants to act a bit 'loopy' shall we say he signs into alexs account
Report Tiger Tiger December 27, 2009 12:17 PM GMT
Hilarious.
Report The Betfairy December 27, 2009 12:18 PM GMT
I never act loopy. I am just misunderstood.
Report The Betfairy December 27, 2009 12:18 PM GMT
Alex, what is my favourite colour?
Report Cantona77 December 27, 2009 12:24 PM GMT
I would say you are very red at the moment.
Report Tiger Tiger December 27, 2009 12:24 PM GMT
Very.
Report The Betfairy December 27, 2009 12:25 PM GMT
I feel a bit like Batman at the moment. Hated, untrusted. But doing a public service.
Report Lori December 27, 2009 12:26 PM GMT
Robbin' more like :| :p
Report Tiger Tiger December 27, 2009 12:30 PM GMT
The Betfairy 27 Dec 13:25
I feel a bit like Batman at the moment. Hated, untrusted. But doing a public service.






Of course you do Alex.
Report Stringer December 27, 2009 12:31 PM GMT
PMSL :^0
Report Charles1980 December 27, 2009 12:31 PM GMT
Cantona77 27 Dec 13:24
I would say you are very red at the moment.


lol
Report breadnbutter December 27, 2009 12:31 PM GMT
oh dear
Report The Betfairy December 27, 2009 12:32 PM GMT
We have separate mothers and everything (I think).
Report Stringer December 27, 2009 12:33 PM GMT
Such a freak
Report Geesyerdosh December 27, 2009 12:33 PM GMT
a sad **ker cruely exposed :^0
Report Tiger Tiger December 27, 2009 12:34 PM GMT
Sad.
Report Anenome December 27, 2009 12:41 PM GMT
OMFG WTF OMFG
Report Homer Jay Simspon December 27, 2009 12:57 PM GMT
Woops :)
Report gleeman December 27, 2009 1:14 PM GMT
A '17-3' moment! :^0
Report new born December 27, 2009 1:30 PM GMT
Alex....Whether your weird or not,can you make money from Betfair ?
Report Alex the old wrinkled retainer December 27, 2009 2:53 PM GMT
new born 27 Dec 14:30
Alex....Whether your weird or not,can you make money from Betfair ?




That is my business and not yours. If you can take that politely.


I am very weird though.
Report The Betfairy December 27, 2009 2:54 PM GMT
^^^ He is.
Report The Betfairy December 27, 2009 2:54 PM GMT
I am bitter.
He is twisted.
Report Alex the old wrinkled retainer December 27, 2009 2:55 PM GMT
I am just weird.
Report The Betfairy December 27, 2009 2:56 PM GMT
I believe you.
Report Alex the old wrinkled retainer December 27, 2009 2:58 PM GMT
Yep. Sad innit.
Report nochatnamedregistered December 27, 2009 3:30 PM GMT
Bring Back The Retainer
Report Tiger Tiger December 27, 2009 3:39 PM GMT
gleeman 27 Dec 14:14
A '17-3' moment! :^0
Report delz December 27, 2009 3:48 PM GMT
Truly embarrassing.
Report Alex the old wrinkled retainer December 27, 2009 3:50 PM GMT
Indeed.
Report nochatnamedregistered December 27, 2009 4:12 PM GMT
14
Report evil December 27, 2009 6:43 PM GMT
:^0
Report SQUASH December 27, 2009 6:45 PM GMT
lol
Report Platinum December 27, 2009 11:58 PM GMT
Funny.
Report red beach ball December 28, 2009 2:48 PM GMT
sad pathetic and lonely
Report GASHWAN December 28, 2009 2:53 PM GMT
no way alex is betfairy.

for one thing betfairy's threads are worth reading.
Report dumas December 28, 2009 7:07 PM GMT
Truth -The Boy who cried Wolf
There once was a shepherd boy who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, "Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!"
The villagers came running up the hill to help the boy drive the wolf away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no wolf. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces.
"Don't cry 'wolf', shepherd boy," said the villagers, "when there's no wolf!" They went grumbling back down the hill.
Later, the boy sang out again, "Wolf! Wolf! The wolf is chasing the sheep!" To his naughty delight, he watched the villagers run up the hill to help him drive the wolf away.
When the villagers saw no wolf they sternly said, "Save your frightened song for when there is really something wrong! Don't cry 'wolf' when there is NO wolf!"
But the boy just grinned and watched them go grumbling down the hill once more.
Later, he saw a REAL wolf prowling about his flock. Alarmed, he leaped to his feet and sang out as loudly as he could, "Wolf! Wolf!"
But the villagers thought he was trying to fool them again, and so they didn't come.
At sunset, everyone wondered why the shepherd boy hadn't returned to the village with their sheep. They went up the hill to find the boy. They found him weeping.
"There really was a wolf here! The flock has scattered! I cried out, "Wolf!" Why didn't you come?"
An old man tried to comfort the boy as they walked back to the village.
"We'll help you look for the lost sheep in the morning," he said, putting his arm around the youth, "Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!"
Report IB Gaming December 28, 2009 7:29 PM GMT
He doth protest too much.
Report Tiger Tiger December 31, 2009 11:29 AM GMT
Did they forget to remove this one ?
Report The Betfairy December 31, 2009 11:34 AM GMT
You really are a saddo. Do you have nothing better to do with your life than annoy people?
Report Tiger Tiger December 31, 2009 11:35 AM GMT
That was quick alex.
Report The Betfairy December 31, 2009 11:36 AM GMT
;)
Report RonaldinhoRAT December 31, 2009 12:07 PM GMT
The Betfairy
I am misunderstood. I ask question to help, but people don't understand.

not misunderstood at all,you always write decent enough comments, q funny how you write a seemingly helpful concise post then get a stream of abuse lately.

Not sure about your name though!!!
Report u want some December 31, 2009 1:22 PM GMT
:D
Report FINE AS FROG HAIR December 31, 2009 2:11 PM GMT
Seriously though, far too much humour in old Alex.
Report Platinum December 31, 2009 2:15 PM GMT
Funny thread certainly A '17-3' moment! :^0
Report Tiger Tiger January 3, 2010 1:06 PM GMT
Gets funnier every time I read it.
Report The Betfairy January 3, 2010 2:00 PM GMT
Simple things for simple minds.
Report Facts January 4, 2010 10:38 AM GMT
WALOFS
Report Jinxy1 January 5, 2010 11:07 AM GMT
:^0 this is so funny my ribs hurt.
Report ToonHarmy January 5, 2010 11:29 AM GMT
Just found this, comedy gold :)
Report bobby2424 January 5, 2010 6:20 PM GMT
OP is Exactly the same as that kn0b jockey CANTONASBOOTS / 17-3 /NEIL HODSKINSON


:^0
Report johnnyc123 January 5, 2010 6:38 PM GMT
how sad do you have to be to do this.

yep bobby still does not bet cantonasc0ck, that thread is an epic.he was even found on facebook haha
Report dumas January 5, 2010 11:20 PM GMT
biggest pri ck on here bar none








hell reply copy and paste this

are buttons half price today
Report Jinxy1 January 9, 2010 12:16 AM GMT
Correct dumas, alex/fiary and co are exactly as you say, betfair should rid us of these idiotic attention seeking multiple user names.
Report Jinxy1 January 12, 2010 11:48 AM GMT
:^0 alex and the fairy are still talking to each other on the footy forum, you couldnt make it up. My ribs are hurting.
Report Tiger Tiger January 16, 2010 7:07 PM GMT
Teamwork, alex and the fairy.....lol
Report ChrisWidge January 16, 2010 7:45 PM GMT
Two of the biggest cu nts on Betfair bar none!!!


IMO
Report Glasgow Brian January 16, 2010 8:14 PM GMT
IVE JUST COME OUT THE CLOSET .
Report Jinxy1 January 17, 2010 12:18 AM GMT
:^0
Report Jinxy1 February 8, 2010 2:45 PM GMT
Quality.
Report The Betfairy February 8, 2010 3:54 PM GMT
I still don't see the link.
Report Alex the old wrinkled retainer February 8, 2010 6:21 PM GMT
The brain dead can see something that we don't.
Report evil February 8, 2010 6:41 PM GMT
:^0
Report Jinxy1 February 8, 2010 8:00 PM GMT
:^0
Report omg ref wtf!?! February 9, 2010 10:52 AM GMT
Alex the senile wrinkled retainer

:(
Report KaneGould February 9, 2010 1:01 PM GMT
oh my, a forum low, some one check him into a home
Report Tiger Tiger March 31, 2010 11:15 PM BST
Test.
Report Tiger Tiger April 8, 2010 10:11 AM BST
Test.
Report Jinxy1 April 9, 2010 10:50 PM BST
Bump for Alex the Betfairy :^0
Report Alex the old wrinkled retainer April 9, 2010 11:04 PM BST
Plankton can bump. It is official.
Report GetReal April 10, 2010 12:44 AM BST
I cannot help but feel I'm being attention-seeking every time I post on the internet.

And attention-seeking is the depths of uncool.

I must post less - for less is more.
Report nofun April 10, 2010 2:18 AM BST
love how this C()nt talks to himself. get a life weirdo.
Report Alex the old wrinkled retainer April 10, 2010 9:51 AM BST
GetReal & nofun are clearly in need of a tantric massage.
Report GetReal April 10, 2010 9:56 AM BST
I'll try anything once, but not off you, thanks, Alex.
Report Alex the old wrinkled retainer April 10, 2010 10:26 AM BST
I was not offering. Have you taken your chill pill yet today?
Report GetReal April 10, 2010 10:33 AM BST
Well, that's a relief.

I'm trying to give yp the chill pills, but sadly had to increase my dosage as a direct result of reading this thread.
Report GetReal April 10, 2010 10:34 AM BST
Not least because one side effect is it randomly makes me type the letter y instead of the letter u sometimes.
Report Alex the old wrinkled retainer April 10, 2010 10:39 AM BST
No worries.

I have a large interest in Smithlkinebeecham so I will attempt to push up their sales.
Report GetReal April 10, 2010 10:41 AM BST
The big Pharmaceuticals rule the world, don't blame you one bit, my old chinese meal.
Report Alex the old wrinkled retainer April 10, 2010 11:05 AM BST
I was driving down a narrow road this morning and there was a jogger running on the road on the other side. A fairly fit jogger but a jogger nonetheless. A car was coming the other way.

So why did the driver get really annoyed at the jogger when he could not pass?
Report disco dennis April 10, 2010 6:12 PM BST
Alex do you take it up the arris??
Report Jinxy1 April 14, 2010 12:13 AM BST
Apparently he only does this to those that he grooms on forums by asking for their email addresses so that he can groom them on IM. The most horrible of forumites is Alex/betfairy.
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