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08 Apr 10 11:14
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By:
stevies5_mufc
When: 08 Apr 10 11:15
apparently you have a winning system... that people are trying to work out.. care to share? :p haha
By:
ibrox
When: 08 Apr 10 11:16
same old same old,everybody a winner
By:
Sandown
When: 08 Apr 10 11:17
the difference between "bean" and "been" perhaps, old bean?
By:
Slicer
When: 08 Apr 10 11:19
Mr mufc- who bean spredding that rumour plese?
I am back for a short while then away again but will return for the Monster gambolling opportunitiy that is the Saaaarfff Afreeekan World Cup.
By:
Slicer
When: 08 Apr 10 11:20
Try eating a been- you will realise the difference.
By:
Slicer
When: 08 Apr 10 11:22
btw- while I was away I heard a rumour that the favourite in the 2.00 Aintree will be trying. However plese do not construe this as a tip, because I know nothing about hoarse racing.
By:
General Midwinter
When: 08 Apr 10 11:43
Spilledyour cooked brekkie on the carpet - You need NEW Bean Away!
By:
Slicer
When: 08 Apr 10 12:01
Very intersting.
May I remind you of an old Hindi saying which very loosely translated means "He who have beens with breakfast must be aware of a violent south wind. He who does not have beens for breakfast is a fair weather friend!"

I am sure it loses its wit and charm in the translation.
By:
Slicer
When: 08 Apr 10 14:32
I hope those of you with an interest in hoarse racing noted my comment of 11.22.

btw any of you Grailers seen the odds on 0-0 ht and ft in the Liverpool game?

These odds providers on BetFair are turning into charities!

Logging off for a nice long tiffin.
Good luck.
By:
stevies5_mufc
When: 08 Apr 10 14:42
fair enough you can say the odds are good or whatever but how can you make them into a profit :p haha
By:
freddiewilliams
When: 08 Apr 10 14:47
hey there Dr Slicer
By:
freddiewilliams
When: 08 Apr 10 14:50
where u been?
By:
Slicer
When: 08 Apr 10 18:41
Good luck to everyone investing on the selected Liverpool v Benjamin Fica game.
By:
H.264
When: 08 Apr 10 18:59
Dr. Slicer...i'm trying to ask u only one big Q regarding your method...i'm trying maybe a months...
Can u pls answ on my e-mail?

h264codecs@gmail.com

Tnx...
By:
Slicer
When: 08 Apr 10 19:32
Mr 264- I am sorry- I have explained several times why I will not give an e mail address.

Good luck anyway.
By:
H.264
When: 08 Apr 10 19:43
...u could open a temp e-mail...so no worries .....:)
By:
Slicer
When: 08 Apr 10 19:56
I did that last time and got threats, abuse, and begging e mails which if wot some said were true were quite upsetting. In fact one was so upsetting it actually put me off my tiffin. And a day without tiffin is a day of emptiness and sadness.
By:
Slicer
When: 08 Apr 10 20:39
Job done- goodnight and good luck all- until we meat again.

Your friend and his,

Dr Aristotle Slicer
By:
evil
When: 08 Apr 10 20:51
what is tiffin?
By:
JPL66
When: 08 Apr 10 23:40
slicer dicer. error code 4. checksum emergent. alkaline vent. expected value 0

An unexpectedly shame-faced toluent was forced to confess that his so-called scheme was publicity-motivated banu graab.

Reluctantly, they say.
By:
dukeofpuke
When: 09 Apr 10 01:05
malcolm mclaren has died rip

former manager of the sex pistols
By:
jas1978
When: 09 Apr 10 01:16
Gordon Brown had ended his career!
By:
mc selecta
When: 09 Apr 10 01:21
What i don't get is why do all these people believe that Slicer has a system at all? On the football forum these fools are plentiful yet nobody gives them the time of day.

On here a guy who claims to have found a 'holy grail' gets begging letters asking for his methods, despite offering no proof (such as a consistent winning p&l).

From my sketchy memory of this 'grail', there are two or possibly three bets that need to be 'plaiced' during the game. Dread to think how much commission you're going to be paying if part of your 'strategy' is to back 0-0 FT and lay 0-0 HT or v.v. Must be one hell of a rick in the markets to overcome that.

Still, good luck to those who believe - we all need to have dreams.
By:
Slicer
When: 09 Apr 10 08:10
I want to use my last day on this forum until the moneymaking feast that is the World Cup (I have been offered a lucrative contract) to respond to some of the above.

Mr 66- All postings must be in Ingerlish, innit, and although I am highly edumacated and more intelligent than almost anyone in my mansion in Mumbai, I do not really understand you.

dop- I thought MM had quite a bit of talent in his marketing of the Pistols and the even more talentless Bow Wow Wow! However I did like Buffalo Gals (rather inventive) a little and I did like Madame Butterfly ( quite clever and slightly haunting) a lot. Check this one out on youtube. MM will not be as greatly missed as many other departed pop personalities, but he did play his part.


Mr 1978 Great news about Brown- but I can't find it on any news wires.

MC- This whole thing had died down but was revived by someone else. It amazes me that this subject is still being discussed on other forums. But I have genuinely been thanked by people wot have read my postings and developed there own methods.

With regard to last nights game Liverpool v Benjamin Fica- a profit of approx 1.67% could of bean had by trading the HT 0-0 lay and the FT 0-0 back before the game kicked off. A very small percentage prophet I know, however if one is using thousands and does this a few times a week in the season, its a lot better than the banks and building socieities on an annual basis. And always remember what Isiaiah said in the Bible: "A prophet is a prophet however large or small!"

Thank you for your interest.

Good luck to almost all of you

Dr Aristotle Slicer
By:
mc selecta
When: 09 Apr 10 13:47
^^^ ok, makes more sense if you are only trading pre game on the HT and FT markets as commission would be minimal.

Still, given that those two markets are so intrinsically linked it would surprise me to find a 1-2% profit to be made.

Good luck to all.
By:
Slicer
When: 09 Apr 10 13:56
Its true I tell ya- I did the grail, but someone I know took notice of the posting and made the 1.67% after commission.
By:
rod hull
When: 09 Apr 10 13:59
ive got a holy grail now....in action, daily profit now starting to mount up. :)
By:
Slicer
When: 09 Apr 10 14:10
Congrats Rod and fondest regards to Emu!
By:
rod hull
When: 09 Apr 10 15:24
thanks mate. :)
By:
tier
When: 09 Apr 10 15:51
Dr. Slicer can You answer what is Your grail ROI what You are looking for when bets 1 and 2 are placed and what is Your ROI when You have to place bet3?
By:
evil
When: 09 Apr 10 17:13
you didnt answer my question:(
By:
batman50
When: 10 Apr 10 07:34
DR GRAND NATIONAL HAS BEEN CANCELLED
DUE TO LACK OF ENTRIES
By:
Rockinron
When: 10 Apr 10 08:20
Hi Slicer ...
good to see you back - I think I cracked your code ....or maybe I just do something similar ?
Anyway (on footie) - just had string of 32 wins ...1 loss (lost a monkey) - so overall very nicely in front & long may in continue.
I love it !
By:
Slicer
When: 10 Apr 10 08:43
I have bean called away on an urgent contract so this is my last posting posted at great speed until the monet making eggstravaganza wot is the world cup in Saaarf Afreeka. Just enoughttime to answer a few questions.

As far as ROI is concerned, my records show that I have never invested on the Republic of Ireland.

With regard to tiffin- at the time of 2.10 on the following clip read the sign, it explains tiffin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvp_GJ_4dow

I am always very plesed when my fellow forumites report that they have bennyfitted from my postings. Well done!

Sorry for any inaccuracies, but posting at great speed, flying out in a couple of hours.

Good luck almost all and will return in time for the world cup and if their is enuf interest will have a Slicers World cup thread either on General or World Cup Forum which my critics can ignore but those wot is interested may follow for the duration of the world cup.

Until we meat again,

Best wishes
Dr Aristotle Slicer
By:
Slicer
When: 10 Apr 10 08:44
ps- Batman- pull your mask from over your eyes ;)
By:
Rocket to the FACE
When: 11 Apr 10 11:04
what a f*nny.
By:
billy hill
When: 11 Apr 10 18:10
hi slicer
I am still contemplating my initial theory which seems to me to be an alternative to your system. haven't had the time outside of the day job to work it out mathematically yet.
By:
beetle
When: 11 Apr 10 18:53
For everyone following this thread and other Slicer/Grail threads

There is no grail

All football markets are interrelated, mathimatically, arithmetically, economically, rationally, commonsensically, fundamentally and obviously.

Occassionally there are very small anomalies that pay PEANUTS because they are ANOMALIES. Very occassionaly there are opportunities for a few tenners. Apart from that there is ziltch, nothing, nada.

You have a better chance of inventing an anti gravity machine.
By:
ror
When: 11 Apr 10 19:44
Actually if you had a fast enough api/service/bot you could find arb opportunities. Hedge funds do this in the financial markets.

But this what can happen ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-Term_Capital_Management
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