do any betting shops still chain their pens up.

I left the pens and nicked the chains

:-)

no they all pinch loads from argos and put them out

lol yeah they are the same as the argos ones

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Theres a dirty fecker in my shop who chews every feckin pen in the holder,its filth when you just grab one without looking.

Any suggestions on how to stop the filthy tw4t?

yes put nail polish remover on the tops

stone him

I was thinking more along the lines of inserting them up my cats 4ss one by one,then taking them to the shop and putting them in the holder tbh,yours is a good idea also though baggers :)

Pens? It's the pencils they chain up in our gaff. Although the guys who go on the FOBTs get silver parker pens after a month.

I use my £10 Sheaffer from WH SMITH for EVERY BET.

If you wanna beat the common muck in the shop in the market, then you have to at least act as if you are superior to them - even in ways as simple as the pen you use.