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Schalke 04
05 Mar 07 15:53
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feek off to chit chat or the soccer forum where this is normal and off general betting which is used for "betting" not creating pointless threads which is rife from some members.
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Report callataxi March 5, 2007 4:00 PM GMT
why dont u write all this nonsense on a blog if its for your own enjoyment. oh u cant do that can u ,coz u wont be getting enough attention.
Report Schalke 04 March 5, 2007 4:02 PM GMT
I don't want a blog, this is my forum as well ....... why can't you just ignore my thread if you don't like it? Cause you know you can't as there arn't that many decent threads on the forum that are actually about betting !
Report DOUBLED March 5, 2007 4:10 PM GMT
Sorry but your thread is not ABOUT betting. It is merely a monotonous list of short priced winners until you have a loser and start again.
Report Schalke 04 March 5, 2007 4:14 PM GMT
lol, not betting ........... lol
Report Schalke 04 March 5, 2007 4:15 PM GMT
well done though. You have finally come to understand the 1.01-1.05 (1.06 (1.08) system !!

took you long enough
Report DOUBLED March 5, 2007 4:21 PM GMT
You remind me of those boys in the betting shops in the old days. Holes in their shoes and srcruffy looking but would thrust a betting slip in your face when they had 50p on a 6/4 winner.
Report custardcream64 March 5, 2007 4:29 PM GMT
Make that 20p on a 4-6 winner in schalkes case .
Report The Kitten March 5, 2007 4:39 PM GMT
Schalke 04 03 Mar 20:02


I will only have one thread and no more than one so as not to disrupt the forum too much.
Report Schalke 04 March 5, 2007 4:43 PM GMT
Thats right, you quoted me correctly .........

I have only 1 thread for my 1.01-1.08 system. I have no other threads with any systems/challenges.
Report callataxi March 5, 2007 4:49 PM GMT
what makes u think they are decent threads about betting??? all u do is scour the in running mkts trying to dig out something at 1.08 and below that u consider as good as home. ok i think we now have the message by now that this is what u like doing. but why do u keep having to tell us every single bet that u ever have. cant u just get on with it privately like nearly everyone else.
Report Schalke 04 March 5, 2007 4:55 PM GMT
callataxi 05 Mar 17:49

what makes u think they are decent threads about betting???

because it's popular and always produces profit.

all u do is scour the in running mkts trying to dig out something at 1.08 and below that u consider as good as home.

as long as it makes profit, yes

ok i think we now have the message by now that this is what u like doing. but why do u keep having to tell us every single bet that u ever have.

If I don't then I will be accused of aftertiming, don't want that do I.

cant u just get on with it privately like nearly everyone else.

Everyone else? Plenty on here do it, it's a betting forum. I am betting so don't understand why you want me to do it privately. I have been doing it for 21 months now on the forum and I am not going to stop just because a few don't like it.

Don't read it. why do you keep having to say this over and over, I have heard it all before so why keep going on about it?
Report callataxi March 5, 2007 5:03 PM GMT
we have heard it all before so why do u keep going on about it!!! hardly makes for a good read seeing u post a line of betting about being under 2.5 goals while 1-0 in the 87th min at 1.02. then telling us score every 2 mins thereafter with a smiley face as if u are some sort of educated shrewd judge. maybe if u did some write ups on bets u fancy before event has started then that would be off far more interest. happyhibee does this on the pdc darts and gets a far better reaction off people than u will ever do.
Report u25k March 5, 2007 5:12 PM GMT
people are bothered to post on this thread means - schalke still popular ]:)
Report SHAPESHIFTER March 5, 2007 5:19 PM GMT
Schalke 04 05 Mar 17:15
well done though. You have finally come to understand the 1.01-1.05 (1.06 (1.08) system !!


Please explain "the system"

From what I can see:
a) You started (this latest thread) with 350
b) you gamble a large percentage of your bank for a small return
c) on each loss, you "bank" an amount that seems to be around 3% of your remaining bank
d) your bank of 350 decreases (presently 200)
you will continue till
e) you hit 10,000 pounds
-or-
f) you lose your initial bank of 350.

Your present books list:
g) a profit of BANKED MONEY of less than 10 pounds
h) your initial bank has dropped to 200 pounds.

showing a negative ROI

This is not a system
It is a staking plan that essentially you risk 100% of your bank while recycling your winnings.

Summary:
On your most recent thread, you have
banked 10 pounds or 3% of your initial bank
while losing close to 40% of your initial bank.

Your burn-rate will always exceed your gain rate.

Best of luck
Report SHAPESHIFTER March 5, 2007 5:22 PM GMT
Found this video that visual explains "the system" better:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1744387/
Report Schalke 04 March 5, 2007 5:39 PM GMT
Summary:
On your most recent thread, you have
banked 10 pounds or 3% of your initial bank
while losing close to 40% of your initial bank.

Your burn-rate will always exceed your gain rate.

Best of luck


just to make a comment on this section of your post ........

lost 40% of my initial bank??? I didn't lose anything from the initial bank. I lost money from winnings, not from the bank money.

My burn rate will exceed my gain rate? Why am I over 1,800 in profit then ??
Report Cubanpete March 5, 2007 5:40 PM GMT
because you sell your 'arris?
Report SHAPESHIFTER March 5, 2007 5:55 PM GMT
Okay, I think I see this;

Correct me:

a) you won 3000 in 3 months (jan to mar)
b) over the last year (apr to Feb) you lost 1200

You now have 1800

Thus, are risking about 15% of your bank to gain less than 1.5% of your bank each time.

When you lose, you lose around 15% of your bank.

Still, I don't understand the "system".

Please explain "the system".
Report happyhibee March 5, 2007 6:11 PM GMT
Cheers Calla ;)
Report Don No1 March 5, 2007 7:36 PM GMT
It's not general betting it's one mug and his unprofitable short price winner challenge.

The very fact that you moved back over here just proves you do it for attention and nothing else. Sad
Report Snake Plissken March 5, 2007 7:37 PM GMT
Whats teh difference between teh Gaussian and Normal distributions?
Report The Betf March 5, 2007 7:42 PM GMT
Schalke - it's not that there is not some merit in your being so patient in slowly building a profit.

It's just that no one can bear to see you have reasonable success so that you can then sell your "system" and gain international recognition as a betting guru. You are nothing of the sort.

In fact, that is the most horrid thought I've had in years - and believe me I've had a few!

Betfairy
Report Schalke 04 March 5, 2007 8:59 PM GMT
Don No1

I have been doing my threads on General Betting since I joined Betfair !!
Report xxlandofsmilesxx March 7, 2007 5:53 AM GMT
How come you're back on General Betting with all these "last ever' challenges?


I thought Betfair had booted them all into Your Competitions.
Report xxlandofsmilesxx March 10, 2007 11:37 AM GMT
More classic SO4>>>

feek off to chit chat or the soccer forum where this is normal and off general betting which is used for "betting" not creating pointless threads which is rife from some members.
Report Shared Account March 10, 2007 11:50 AM GMT
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Report Percy Filth March 10, 2007 11:55 AM GMT
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Report xxlandofsmilesxx June 20, 2007 5:36 PM BST
Classic thread title :-)
Report staggy June 20, 2007 5:40 PM BST
Shalke how much are you up in the past 21 months?
Report Tommycz June 20, 2007 5:59 PM BST
why don;t you record your bets in excel then?
Report N-B June 20, 2007 10:58 PM BST
i haven't been on her long but why does it seem everyone is against people who only place bets that produce a small gain or are small bets in the first place? I always though a marketplace and forum like this was for anyone betting from 2 up to millions, no matter weather they win or lose and if its big or small.
Report xxlandofsmilesxx August 4, 2007 3:51 PM BST
Classic S04 :-)
Report 702 August 4, 2007 5:57 PM BST
The British motor industry used to do something called "badge engineering", everytime there was a shake-up or a new owner they would give all their crappy old motors a new name and a new badge, maybe a bit of a facelift and then try to pass it off as something new. It was still the same old bolox underneath though.
Report Bluenose August 4, 2007 9:48 PM BST
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

And the one that really - really makes me think:

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
Report Col Archaius Tory August 4, 2007 11:32 PM BST
''why can't you just ignore my thread if you don't like it?''

Why can't schalke 04 do the same with the so-called ''meaningless threads?''

How old is he? 12?
Report Easter 1916 August 4, 2007 11:40 PM BST
if only schalke would take his own advice. absolute waste of space.
Report xxlandofsmilesxx August 13, 2007 2:00 PM BST
Is this thread not meaningless too?
Report CatDeeleyIsGorgeous August 17, 2007 8:32 PM BST
well said please go
Report unionjack August 17, 2007 9:02 PM BST
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_________..___( ._|_. )___/_________
__________..___`.__, '___/__________
__________.-`._______, '-.__________
________, '__, '___`-'___`.__`._______
_______/___/_____X_____..___..____
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Report slipperynipple August 17, 2007 9:02 PM BST
bluenose that is b0llocks because men w@nk much more than women and you shake hands with more men than women...
Report unionjack August 17, 2007 9:09 PM BST
Don't be so crude, it's not very salubrious
Report oneoff August 17, 2007 10:02 PM BST
bluenose .stop eating mc.donalds. you are yery shy if your shaking hands with 11 female hands a year. keep shaking hands for aunts.
Report Ricardo-1 August 17, 2007 10:05 PM BST
wow..this Schalke fellow sure does have alot of haters!
Report ilunga mwepu August 18, 2007 6:43 AM BST
I don't think anybody genuinely hates Schalke. He's a loveable muppet.
Report xxlandofsmilesxx August 29, 2007 5:43 PM BST
Which one? Swedish Chef?
Report joshua tree August 29, 2007 6:15 PM BST
No - Kermit the Blog !!
Report cannyman August 29, 2007 8:08 PM BST
I think xxlandofsmilesxx likes this thread. Thta's 3 times he's been in the basement for it. :-)
Report Ol' Blue Eyes August 29, 2007 8:09 PM BST
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Report xxlandofsmilesxx May 8, 2008 11:41 AM BST
LOL
Report the man marcus May 8, 2008 12:46 PM BST
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands

i'll be subtly itching my nose after meeting a woman from now on
Report Lori March 15, 2010 10:10 PM GMT
missed one hugh!
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