AUSTRALIA CRICKET- WORLD SPORT'S UGLIEST XI?

Today's XI is particularly hideous and I can't remember seeing a world-class sporting team quite so offensively ugly. Siddle, McKay, Tait, Smith, Warner can all step up and do a job at any time so they can also boast considerable strength in brutally ugly depth.

Watson- Shruken-eyed lesbian-haired ghost-fearing pseudo surf-dude loser.
Haddin- Squint-eyed, playmobil man-haircutted smarmy **ing moron.
Ponting- Weasel-faced rat boy with bat ears and piggy little eyes.
White- Giant albino woodchopper man.
Hussey- Wing-nutted grinning startled vole, another shrunken boss-eyed weirdo.
Voges- Truly hideous fiveheaded spock with all overlapping facial features.
Hopes- Podgy, gummy little man with parentally-cut hair and giant earlobes.
Johnson- Gappy-toothed molefaced freddy mercury-alike ganglepod.
Hauritz- Prepubescent generic computer-game schoolboy face with suspiciously small hands.
Harris - Dangerously hairy ball of farmyard waste with tiny special ears.
Bollinger - Potato-headed pig-beasting jug-eared register-dwelling freakshow.