Zipper (from the premier) shows you how to...

zipper 27 Jan 16:38
Lay Glen Lass . about 11/10 .. Alan got this wrong .

zipper 27 Jan 17:31
5.40 Rocket Rob 3 napsters on this horse .... wont have the pace to win this .. will be fav .. lay the beast ...

zipper 27 Jan 17:50
Tightfisted It aint about stats its about opinions .. some guys opinions are better than others .

Tightfist did you notice that race was run in a track record ....... so Rocket Rob ran a blinder to be second just seen the replay ...

Tightfist put your nap up . and zip will tip the wink on your nap .... Alans Keyte nap .. and for a bonus the most pop nap of the day ... remember its only a bit of fun

Zip, I'm struggling on the down slide of the roller coaster while you're on the top of the premier 'comp looks like a 3 horse race to me Flan .. Zip and any one of the other guys .. outside the first 3 they need 5/1 winner or bigger ...8 days to go ... come on guys your the elite thats why your in the prem ...'

My nap Ciceron, hope it don't start fav.

tightfist your nap goes first 1.15 ciceron finshed 2nd behind anak a 5/1 shot but the horse who was 3rd mallorey 40/1 is in the race today .. and i my opinion when anak had flown he won by 9 lenghts mallorey put the brakes on . so zip will lay your nap .. good luck .

tightfist you need a 5/1 winner other wise you may be in the bottom 4 ......hope not honest ......

No Zip, I value your opinion, you don't get to be an elite napper without a knowledge of the formbook. What is the most popular nap of the day, I'm not up to speed yet?

TF most pop nap is 2.55 warwick Bakbenscher 5 naps on this nag .

Mr Ak Naps 5.55 Kempton Neduardo ... In the selection box racing post 12 pick the horse out of 15 . what do they know .

So much for form!

tf hunterview was the form horse and won your ciceron had a mountain in front of him ..

next up the most pop nap 2.55 bakbenscher 5 naps lay it for 5 points zip dont think this is the real deal .... does any one remember union jack laying aks naps .. he laid em all .... zip said back some lay some .. same with the most pop nap .. but if you need the full value back em for the full monty today 5 points lay ... tomorrow say 8 points and you think the nag will win .. welll 8 points on the nose ......thats how i play the game good luck .

Tightfist you dont do form .. alll your naps are the guy in the racing post nap comp on the longest lossing run .. well if you stood a blind man in front of a dart board he would hit the bulleyes sooner or later ...

:^0

Ok you layers 4.20 southwell the sand this Dontpaythefrerryman lay this nag ... why 13 runners all within 4 lbs owt can win .. zips a layer .

its 100/8 bar 3 we have 2 against the nag .. plus the field get stuck in

well done zip 3out of 3, isnt your nurse due with your medicine?

dtoi yep you are right but zip loves these big meetings and they dont come any bigger than Meydan so the nurse will have to wait any how this 5.35 Meydan 100k handicap 9 lbs covers 11 horses .. dont you just love theses races I do This Sopranist Saeed Bin Suroor has 2 in the race Frankie is on the other whispering Gallery but zip has never been affraid of putting his money were is mouth is so Sopranist 3 points win 9 points place lets see ....

Bingo 9 points a place ... it aint all about backing winners .. good night . the nurse needs me and i need the nurse .

I take it AK's nap is a lay, Zip

Current state of play, calculated from Oct26 2007, £10 stake @ BSP

Laying Alan Keyte
28-Jan..Neduardo...05:55 Kemp Unpl @ 2.74 +£10.00

Gross P/L= £10.69
Net P/L (less 5% Comm)= -£186.31
Max= +£54.20
Min= -£317.77

Stats for LAYING THE MOST POPULAR NAP rough guide

-1.88 x2 = -3.76 ..01-Jan Radium @ 2.88
+0.95 x4 = +0.04 ..03-Jan Tarquinius @ 4.47
-2.72 x4 = -10.83 .03-Jan Tiddliwinks @ 3.72
+0.95 x6 = -5.13 ..04-Jan Blue Lyric @ 2.88
+0.95 x6 = +0.57 ..05-Jan Knightfire @ 2.58
+0.95 x5 = +5.32 ..07-Jan Lord Victor @ 1.34
+0.95 x7 = 11.97 ..08-Jan Wunder Strike @ 2.82
-2.70 x7 = -6.93 ..09-Jan Lovers Causeway @ 3.70 - WON
-1.50 x7 = -17.43 .09-Jan Tiddliwinks @ ..2.50 - WON
+0.95 x9 = -8.88 ..10-Jan Elusive Fame @ 3.80
+0.95 x6 = -3.18 ..11-Jan Kickahead @ 3.25
-1.13 x8 = -12.25 .12-Jan Russian Music @ 2.13 - WON
+0.95 x5 = -7.50 ..13-Jan Line Freedom @ 1.63
+0.95 x3 = -4.65 ..14-Jan Perfect Secret @ 2.36
-2.98 x3 = -13.58 .14-Jan Chosen Forever @ 3.98 - WON
+0.95 x3 = -10.73 .15-Jan Plush @ 8.82
-0.65 x5 = -13.98 .16-Jan Greyfriarschorista @ 1.65 - WON
+0.95 x6 = -8.28 ..17-Jan Wanchai Whisper @ 1.82
-1.31 x9 = -20.05 .18-Jan RockADoodleDoo @ 2.31 - WON
-0.93 x7 = -26.56 .19-Jan Rapid Increase @ 1.93 - WON
+0.95 x5 = -21.81 .20-Jan Wymott @ 1.63
-0.22 x5 = -22.91 .21-Jan Ghizao @ 1.22 - WON
+0.95 x5 = -18.16 .22-Jan Capricornus @ 1.61
-0.91 x5 = -22.71 .24-Jan Premier Sagas @ 1.91 - WON
+0.95 x5 = -17.96 .24-Jan Bluegun @ 1.57
+0.95 x6 = -12.26 .25-Jan Gullible Gordon @ 2.25
+0.95 x6 = -6.56 ..26-Jan Queen Poline @ 1.90
+0.95 x4 = -2.76 ..27-Jan Absolute Shambles @ 4.60
+0.95 x4 = +1.04 ..27-Jan Ballabrook @ 4.30
+0.95 x5 = +5.79 ..28-Jan Bakbenscher @ 3.40

TF thats a very rough guide ... take it from me the most pop nap has NEVER shown a profit . over the last 10 years and never will .. why cause when it gets beat they add 1 point take yesterday 5 points lost but the post take 1 point off what a joke .. take today newbury gold award 5 naps on this horse top people have this beast Henderson The Queen and a top jock Geraghty .. and to boot its the most money on offer today a 16k race ...... but and with zip theres allways a but will it carry the 7lbs penalty .. my gut feeling is NO .. so zip is a layer on this occsion .. sorry your Mag .......its only a bit of fun

I see your naps a PFN nag (Special Occasion), so you haven't given up the championship yet. Just keep away from favs and you have a chance... ;)

Tightfist zipper never gives up .. alll my life zip has been a trier ... ask the wife she will tell you zip is very trying ... ask the nurse same story .. but i love em both .......

Tightfist nobody will win the prem picking favs .. fav winners are 10 a penny . heres 3 .. 2.20 Connak .. 3.05 Barwell Bridge .. 2.15 Dig Deep .

Laying Alan Keyte
29-Jan..Sereth.. 01:55 Donc 3rd @ 1.87 +£10.00
Gross P/L= £20.69
Net P/L = -£176.81 (less 5% Comm)
Max= +£54.20
Min= -£317.77

I guess it was a leave alone, what with Barney Curley involved, Zip...

2.15 lay kichak back dig deep .. money for old rope .......

Tightfist you guessed wrong zip laid the nag ... re BC he was red hot 10 years ago but time move on ..

2.15 zip got that wrong .... move on the day is young ......

Tightfist your nap Kanab mark of 123 tonge tied sheep on its chin not won since 11 july 2007 off 123 ok it was a 49k h/c hurdle race at ascot ... but this a chase same mark .. your the stats man .. do you know how many horses over the last 10 years have tried this hurdles to chases and won ..... the odds are long on my side .. so zip will lay your nap .

That was bleak! :(

Tightfist I agree ... zip dont like winning money like that .. zip likes a head to head .. all out to the line .. but the wife says dont be soft zip this is a kill or be killed game .. any how if i were you forget the nap boys pick your own .. and lay them (mugs ) nap boys ..... i do . good luck .....you will need it ...... zipper .

Hey Zip, that reminds me, I'm still waiting for your congratulations.... DFC has and I must have**ed him off in the past as well... ]:)

TF you lost me .... whos DFC ?

1...bosstipper...62.87.......06.19...23.62...00.50...04.00...19.50...08.25...11.57...

2...Tightfisted..43.55.......23.48...16.84...06.21...-03.67..01.63...-01.24..16.47...

Even without that 16/1 Cheltenham winner that I forgot to nap in time because I was replying to your derogatory remarks about its chances... Remember DONT DO THIS AT HOME ?

3...general Custer...38.97.......-08.17..-01.97..15.19...00.82...-14.38..20.93...18.70...




19..zipper..........-15.23......10.29...-11.83..-13.50..-03.22..-18.30..17.63...12.10...

122.DFCIRONMAN.....-153.74.....-20.00..-02.50..-11.50..-08.00..-26.00..-12.00..-14.25..



After all, you were once effusive in your praise for General Custer... ;)

Have you ever seen the movie THE STING, zip?

Well its about to start on my other thread...

Its started....

The sting yes ........ been involved in plenty .. why you ask

Laying Alan Keyte
30-Jan..Pistolet Noir.. 12:55 Chel 2nd @1.55 +£10.00 :)
Gross P/L= £30.69
Net P/L = -£167.31 (less 5% Comm)
Max= +£54.20
Min= -£317.77

Tightfist Sat 30 jan most pop nap 5 points beat .. Mr ak 4 naps beat .. your nap Akilak zip layed it big time ... will not be in the frame ... my nap won .. by the way its got to run and win its in the 3.40 ... you talking about 60 points per year well anyone can make that per week laying your naps ....... and mr Ak and the most Pop nap ......

The sting ......... if i was you .. take more water with the booze .

TF........ My nap 3.40 Mr Thriller .. did not give me a thill ... thats how it goes ....... but on the day i had laying a good day ...... thers allways tomorrow ..... next year god willing ..........

AFTERTIMING CRETIN :(

Your before time nap, couldn't even beat Kayf Aramis, the 16/1 Winner nap that you said had no chance last year.

12-03-2009 Cheltenham 3m Good to Soft Turf Hurdle 1/22 A. Coleman 129 20 - 20 17 13% 4.71

Here's something that you are repeatedly guilty of....'You should have stuck to the PFN outsider, Taranis, Zip'. How's that for aftertiming?

4.00 pm thats zipper out ......

You've been out of your head for quite a while, Zip.