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Slicer
01 Jan 10 11:18
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As I am on one of my very few vists to the forums, on this special day, when many put new plans into action, I have decided to pass on some very sound advice passed on by Professor Igor Chuckusafiver of Kiev University to his class of 58:

"Never bet on anything that breathes, or is under the control of anything that breathes!"

My guess is that if all BetFairians had followed this advice a large majority would be a lot better off.

Happy New Year!
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Report buzzer January 1, 2010 11:23 AM GMT
so you're saying we should all play exchange games or casino then slicer? ;)
Report takethestand January 1, 2010 11:43 AM GMT
or First celebrity death 2010 markets
Report Slicer January 1, 2010 11:43 AM GMT
Are they not programmed by and therefore under the control of something that breathes?

Thank you for your interest!
Report Slicer January 1, 2010 11:45 AM GMT
Mr Stand-to die, one has to be breathing first.

I hope this clarifies the matter.
Report SHAPESHIFTER January 1, 2010 11:51 AM GMT
My sister's ex husband was a very successful investment manager. Incredible advice from him through the nineties.

My sister was was training to get onto the Canadian Olympic Equestrian team. Had a really expensive horse brought to Canada from Germany. Incredible pedigree, etc. Suffered from attention defecit. Would get bored half way through the routines. Horse psychologists, a flight from Canada to a training center in Germany....then Switzerland.......home to Canada....bring on the horse whisperer.....sisters hopes of the olympics dashed.

I was visiting them and my brother-in-law was sharing a bottle with me late at night one time. As we sat in the midnight silence, he leaned over, topped up our glasses, raised his to mine and offered words of wisdom;

"Never invest in anything that eats while you're asleep"

Excellent advice, I say.
Report Slicer January 1, 2010 11:57 AM GMT
Another piece of invaluable advice from the singer of Lolas theme.

Many thanks!
Report PIP99 January 1, 2010 12:04 PM GMT
YOU HAVE ALL BEEN DRINKING TO MUCH OR YOU HAVE ESCAPED FROM LOONEY HOME
Report Slicer January 1, 2010 12:13 PM GMT
I have not escaped from the Loony Home!
It is my day off from the Loony Home!
I hope this clarifies the matter.

Dr Aristotle Slicer PhD MB BS B Pharm MRCVS DRCOG Cert BHD
Consultant at The Home for The Gambling Insane, North Southeast Mumbai
Report Slicer January 1, 2010 12:23 PM GMT
Wishing you all a Happy and Prosperous New Year!

Until the next time-

Over and out.
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