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Johnny The Guesser
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You wanna torture her.You wanna talk to her

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By:
no moves
When: 28 Nov 09 15:31
Can you please make a sentence from these two words, old has-been.
By:
Jim Royle
When: 28 Nov 09 17:31
We could be in Palestine
Overrun by the Chinese lion,
With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne.
By:
skully
When: 28 Nov 09 19:25
i'm a secret lemonade drinker.....R Whites....R Whites.

Well Elvis's Dad.
By:
Levelsteakprophet
When: 28 Nov 09 19:35
but there's no danger
it's a professional career
By:
farraflash
When: 28 Nov 09 19:41
I wanna bite the hand that feeds me
I wanna bite that hand so badly
I want to make them wish they'd never seen me
By:
farraflash
When: 28 Nov 09 19:50
She can't even speak to him.
He can't face her now.
He says "Even though I wanna shake your hand,
all I ever do is bow.
so know you see
how can it be?
Why can't you give me anythin' but sympathy?"
There's gonna be no dancing on my own.
By:
Nobetterjockeyridingtoday
When: 28 Nov 09 20:26
Great thread!

As I stepped out upon the landing, my heart was already down the stairs.
She's in the bedroom with that boy of hers.
Though her face is creased and her eyes seem strange.
By:
Deltâ
When: 28 Nov 09 20:32
Olivers Army
By:
Nobetterjockeyridingtoday
When: 28 Nov 09 20:36
^
Could do better.

When England was the ** of the world, Margaret was her madam.
By:
Nobetterjockeyridingtoday
When: 28 Nov 09 20:37
When England was the w (hore) of the world, Margaret was her madam.
By:
Nobetterjockeyridingtoday
When: 28 Nov 09 20:44
...and the future looked as bright and as clear as black tarmacadam.
By:
big ernie
When: 29 Nov 09 01:01
i want you....
did you mean to tell me but seemed to forget
since when were you so generous and inarticulate

i want you.....
it's the stupid details that my heart is breaking for
it's the way your shoulders shake and who they are shaking for

i want you....
did you call his name out as he held you down
oh no my darling...not with that clown
By:
Petrus Romanus
When: 29 Nov 09 01:34
Went to see Elvis Costello with my g/f in a pub / club in Fishguard in S Wales circa 1979/80...we both fell asleep.
By:
parrys
When: 29 Nov 09 03:54
I can hardly bear the sight of lipstick on the cigarettes there in the ashtray
Lyin cold the way you left em, but at least your lips caressed them while
You packed
Or the lip-print on a half-filled cup of coffee that you poured and didnt drink
But at least you thought you wanted it, thats so much more than I can say
For me.
By:
Froggitt
When: 29 Nov 09 05:51
I don't know how much more of this I can take
She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake
By:
Laurie de Loser
When: 29 Nov 09 07:54
Bet me to it Froggit, dem' unforgettable lyrics and the music for that one is as good as the lyrics.
By:
Jim Royle
When: 29 Nov 09 08:01
He's got a mind like a sewer and a heart like a fridge
He stands to be insulted and he pays for the privilege
By:
Johnny The Guesser
When: 29 Nov 09 08:32
They come from lovely people with a hard line in hypocrisy
There are ashtrays of emotion for the fag ends of the aristocracy
By:
Johnny The Guesser
When: 29 Nov 09 08:53
Oh, I said "I'm so happy, I could die."
She said "Drop dead," then left with another guy.
That's what you get if you go chasing after vengeance.
Ever since you got me punctured this has been my sentence.
By:
Froggitt
When: 29 Nov 09 16:25
And with the way you look I understand
that you were not impressed.
But I heard you let that little friend of mine
take off your party dress
By:
Jim Royle
When: 29 Nov 09 17:00
Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you
You said you'd stand by me in the middle of Chapter Three
But you were up to your old tricks in Chapters Four, Five and Six
By:
Baggers
When: 29 Nov 09 17:16
A head full of brand new words and a mouth full of shocks
You're a big boy now, with a face to stop clocks.
By:
Johnny The Guesser
When: 29 Nov 09 17:49
Photographs of fancy tricks
To get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips that he licks
And all the girls that he's going to**
By:
Johnny The Guesser
When: 29 Nov 09 17:53
It's only inches on the reel-to-reel.
And the radio is in the hands of such a lot of fools
tryin' to anaesthetise the way that you feel
By:
Jim Royle
When: 29 Nov 09 18:17
Love is always scarpering or cowering or fawning
You drink yourself insensitive and hate yourself in the morning
By:
big ernie
When: 30 Nov 09 00:03
while you lie in the dark afraid to breathe and
you beg and you promise and you bargain and you plead
sometimes you confuse me with santa claus
its the big white beard I suppose
By:
not_drwho
When: 30 Nov 09 10:37
"Great rhymes from Elvis Costello."

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