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Johnny The Guesser
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You wanna torture her.You wanna talk to her
Pause Switch to Standard View Great rhymes from Elvis Costello.
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Report no moves November 28, 2009 3:31 PM GMT
Can you please make a sentence from these two words, old has-been.
Report Jim Royle November 28, 2009 5:31 PM GMT
We could be in Palestine
Overrun by the Chinese lion,
With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne.
Report skully November 28, 2009 7:25 PM GMT
i'm a secret lemonade drinker.....R Whites....R Whites.

Well Elvis's Dad.
Report Levelsteakprophet November 28, 2009 7:35 PM GMT
but there's no danger
it's a professional career
Report farraflash November 28, 2009 7:41 PM GMT
I wanna bite the hand that feeds me
I wanna bite that hand so badly
I want to make them wish they'd never seen me
Report farraflash November 28, 2009 7:50 PM GMT
She can't even speak to him.
He can't face her now.
He says "Even though I wanna shake your hand,
all I ever do is bow.
so know you see
how can it be?
Why can't you give me anythin' but sympathy?"
There's gonna be no dancing on my own.
Report Nobetterjockeyridingtoday November 28, 2009 8:26 PM GMT
Great thread!

As I stepped out upon the landing, my heart was already down the stairs.
She's in the bedroom with that boy of hers.
Though her face is creased and her eyes seem strange.
Report Deltâ November 28, 2009 8:32 PM GMT
Olivers Army
Report Nobetterjockeyridingtoday November 28, 2009 8:36 PM GMT
^
Could do better.

When England was the ** of the world, Margaret was her madam.
Report Nobetterjockeyridingtoday November 28, 2009 8:37 PM GMT
When England was the w (hore) of the world, Margaret was her madam.
Report Nobetterjockeyridingtoday November 28, 2009 8:44 PM GMT
...and the future looked as bright and as clear as black tarmacadam.
Report big ernie November 29, 2009 1:01 AM GMT
i want you....
did you mean to tell me but seemed to forget
since when were you so generous and inarticulate

i want you.....
it's the stupid details that my heart is breaking for
it's the way your shoulders shake and who they are shaking for

i want you....
did you call his name out as he held you down
oh no my darling...not with that clown
Report Petrus Romanus November 29, 2009 1:34 AM GMT
Went to see Elvis Costello with my g/f in a pub / club in Fishguard in S Wales circa 1979/80...we both fell asleep.
Report parrys November 29, 2009 3:54 AM GMT
I can hardly bear the sight of lipstick on the cigarettes there in the ashtray
Lyin cold the way you left em, but at least your lips caressed them while
You packed
Or the lip-print on a half-filled cup of coffee that you poured and didnt drink
But at least you thought you wanted it, thats so much more than I can say
For me.
Report Froggitt November 29, 2009 5:51 AM GMT
I don't know how much more of this I can take
She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake
Report Laurie de Loser November 29, 2009 7:54 AM GMT
Bet me to it Froggit, dem' unforgettable lyrics and the music for that one is as good as the lyrics.
Report Jim Royle November 29, 2009 8:01 AM GMT
He's got a mind like a sewer and a heart like a fridge
He stands to be insulted and he pays for the privilege
Report Johnny The Guesser November 29, 2009 8:32 AM GMT
They come from lovely people with a hard line in hypocrisy
There are ashtrays of emotion for the fag ends of the aristocracy
Report Johnny The Guesser November 29, 2009 8:53 AM GMT
Oh, I said "I'm so happy, I could die."
She said "Drop dead," then left with another guy.
That's what you get if you go chasing after vengeance.
Ever since you got me punctured this has been my sentence.
Report Froggitt November 29, 2009 4:25 PM GMT
And with the way you look I understand
that you were not impressed.
But I heard you let that little friend of mine
take off your party dress
Report Jim Royle November 29, 2009 5:00 PM GMT
Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you
You said you'd stand by me in the middle of Chapter Three
But you were up to your old tricks in Chapters Four, Five and Six
Report Baggers November 29, 2009 5:16 PM GMT
A head full of brand new words and a mouth full of shocks
You're a big boy now, with a face to stop clocks.
Report Johnny The Guesser November 29, 2009 5:49 PM GMT
Photographs of fancy tricks
To get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips that he licks
And all the girls that he's going to**
Report Johnny The Guesser November 29, 2009 5:53 PM GMT
It's only inches on the reel-to-reel.
And the radio is in the hands of such a lot of fools
tryin' to anaesthetise the way that you feel
Report Jim Royle November 29, 2009 6:17 PM GMT
Love is always scarpering or cowering or fawning
You drink yourself insensitive and hate yourself in the morning
Report big ernie November 30, 2009 12:03 AM GMT
while you lie in the dark afraid to breathe and
you beg and you promise and you bargain and you plead
sometimes you confuse me with santa claus
its the big white beard I suppose
Report not_drwho November 30, 2009 10:37 AM GMT
"Great rhymes from Elvis Costello."

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