I drink 1 litre vodka

not fun so far

Down in 1, with a handful of Kapake

Stick your k.nob down the neck of the bottle when your done

A lethal dose of alcohol. Not joking.

trying w@nking after - i did it last week and woke up with the dog licking my nuts

2 or 4 legged variety

ye lets all get dunrk

Don't drink a litre of vodka you will fu****g harm yourself.

it only one bottle , whats wrong with you people?

Felipe Massa hasn't posted for two-and-half hours do you think he's dead?

Gone to his happy place imo

Let's hope he hasn't done himself in. There's a fatal dose of alcohol in an ordinary size bottle of spirits, never mind a litre one.