England v Panama - New Jersey - 10pm

At last we're playing in red, we're not going to win the World Cup playing in T&ttenham colours ffs

This is rubbish, can't even sail through the Panama Canal

It's worse than root canal.

We looked more dynamic under Southgate

at least the cnts with the trumpets have kept quiet.

0 Big chances created in 40 minutes against the rabble, tbf England haven't created anything either

Martinez from Ironi Kiryat Shmona, bossing the game in the middle of the park, that's a team from Israel, ffs.

borefest.

0-0 incoming

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Panama are out already and their manager is laughing and joking with his team every time the camera pans to him, he doesn't even a s*** about this game yet they look more dangerous on the break.

Shave that white beard Roy ffs, the IRA are not currently recruiting

How are you? It's Partridge, is on BBC1, probably getting more viewers than this

Only Neville, Wright and Keane can make you think maybe Matterface and Dixon aren't that bad after all.

Haven't seen much of Emma lately, maybe all the criticism has got to her, come on Emma, get your chalkboard out for the lads

England currently 4th faves in the outights

Panama might actually win this

this is more depressing than finding out that England fan who looks like Steve McClaren has a book out.

Wtf has O'Reilly done tonight, other rhan playing like a ponce?

There is people, panic over

Speaking of Matterface, just reminded that when he first joined twitter years ago, he didn't know how to use it, he sent what he thought was a private message, but instead was just a public Tweet, which said "xxx mIss you sexy lady with the most gorgeous face in the world and the sexiest boobies I have ever seen! so hot xx".

that was to Natalie Sawyer

Rasford has played well tonight, but omg his finishing...

shud ov sed, u wanna sit on ma(tter)face?

Rashford is best as an impact sub probably, but he and Gordon both suffer playing against teams parking the bus.

Thanks for taking part in what was a thinking man's thread where we were small in numbers, but big in ideas, a place we talked about a vast array of differing, thought provoking subjects, ranging from Sawyer's t1ts, Partridge's BBC comedy, sophisticated pieces of literature produced by the world renowned Steve McClaren lookalike, and the perpetual North/South divide debate, this time focusing on the contrast in housing costs. You wont find this kind of intellectual output produced on any other football match threads but my own. Kind Regards.