England vs Panama

this is embarrasing des. no other word for it. panama are completely out-resourced but holding their own comfortably.

48 teams in this world cup the english coach has just told 18 million viewers on live tv, the only team out of those 48 not to score are a dangerous team

" No easy games in the World Cup "  Get back to your clipboard and spreadsheets.

they dont have the infrastructure. they dont have the players. it doesnt matter though because this england team is completely devoid of ideas

england have every advantage. truth is tuchel and his like are all bluffers. any of us could manage england to results like this

Rashford having a shocker so far

Get the legend that is Ged Spence on

croatia over the hill and old and past it. about to top the group. hilarious

there needs to be some sort of intervention from the suits at fa to stop this clown coach embarrassing england with these HT interviews, chemical ALI spoke more sense

Bring on Henderson.
Bring on Ollie
Bring on eze

If Tuchel doesn't want to face the media at HT. you would think they could find someone a bit more convincing than that clown, whoever he is.

Jun 27, 2026 -- 11:12PM, 11kv wrote:

Bring on Henderson.Bring on OllieBring on eze

Lol eze is shyte. Not sure how he even got into the squad.

hes just a yes man des. no manager with half a brain wants an assistant that could conceivably replace them. tuchel no different

Rashford more concerned about his next contract

Get Gordon on

Why are England so disappointing ? Why can they not make the nation happy for once

F***k off Beckham.

englands perormances are a mystery only till you hear the scouse lip at HT ,then they make perfect sense an absolute bluffer of the highest order

croatia will see out a 1-0 win so its spain next unless this absolute shower of **** manage to find a goal. which will be a winning goal because there isnt a hope in hell of panama scoring

How very dare you sofa

Straight at the keeper.

England still 1.5 to win this. Like who the hell is backing them so heavily at those odds?

Quansa commits a foul and gets injured himself.

Two monkeys to win a monkey for the bravehearted. ??

the false hope of the croatia match being paid for with the ghana match and now this

Juuuuuuude

1-0 took it's time.

Bout time

that goal should mean a win in the bag but what an absolute shower of *****

ooh, a goal, toe poke.

celebrating like they have won the foo kin cup

"You just knew it was going to be him"

Lol, hardly

.... " you just knew it was going to be him "   REALLY.

needs two more goals at least otherwise itll be a pyrrhic victory

Phew..

The relentless cheerleading commentary from ITV/BBC is starting to grate.

that's good for you slippy.

matterface by any chance tobermory... what a gigantic mug he is. not fit to lace the boots of moore or davies or motson

Matterface must've been on him in the 1ST goal scorer Mkt.

would even rather listen to tyler than matterface. he is dreadful. what mug heard his voice and the things he says and thought i know he will be a great commentator. you couldnt make it up

Beckham looks like he was baws deep on 0-0.

Harry time !!

2-0

I knew Kane would score.

need more though to cover up for the abjectness of the first half

bellingham holds this team together

Good header by Kane.
2-0 up could take him off now,rest him.

Kane at World Cups can't compare to Lineker so far.

Can hardly remember most of Kane's goals in it. Mostly penalties or stat padding goals in group matches.

Lineker scored mostly crucial goals when they were most needed.

For a mo I thought that was Jack grealish with the Long hair out of his Box in the Crowd

Eze looking at Tuchel ...

     

like i said earlier tobermory. kane a flat track bully. would love to see a break down of his goals by world ranking

thought it was jamie redknapp

JUDE,s had THAT CHAT

come sit next to me son and have a look at the **** your playing with 

iffe you've just turnedde ur tee-vee onne, England are the ones wearingge red   onye Harry Kane legendde of the gayme...  pulles aheadde of #WokeGary

#greenshootes


a rubbishhe Englishhe team, imo....  they'll no gette pasdte ye QF stage o' tourney is my #predikkshunne #guessing#gayme #opinionnes..... better teams'll create plenty o' chancesse againstte themme.....  theye no create a lotte againstte mediocre oitfittes...


football no #cominggehome this yr :)

Terrible effort.

I thought I heard the commentator say we will now play Senegal or Portugal!!!   Shirley, Doctor Congo next if they dont lose to the Uzbeks?

Some cracks papered over. And my latest ACCA won't fall at the 1st hurdle. I'll settle for that, for now.

looked offside, shame about it

... Could/ should  be a desmond here.

This was a terrible group

This is worse than the Ghana performance.....the defence is shocking...someone’s gonna stick 5 past us at some point

Think we huffed & puffed in that game tonight.
Got the job done in the end though.

grim stuff. hope for better against better opposition. difficult to be too enthusiastic though because that was dreadful.

any pundit trying to paint that in a positive light needs sectioning

that was the definition of a win that felt like a loss

decent side put that panamanamarian lot away 6-0

... Agree Hulk, I cant see how England will play better against stronger opposition. ??

Konta went off Coz he studded the guy was thinking a red

Best Goal of the Game foiled by Knee cap

Bellingham played well.

I'm not sure any other player produced club level form.

Maybe madueke, and Riley was fine too.

they qualified by drawing with the likes of Suriname in Parimaribo.  Crowd - 2,685.
get a bigger crowd at fleetwood.

O'Reilly

Spot on Tobias was pish for 60 Minutes and  Lucky not to concede a goal ,Only man put a Shift in was Jude

mark my Words Pickford going to be involved in a Howler at some stage

Going a bit over board with the Bellingham performance.

RICE will be back,but against the better teams but  if ELLIOT keeps getting attracted to the ball and running past it,your spains,franace,portugal,argentina are going to make him look like a dozen tracksuits and a bag of balls rather than a 100 miill quid player

He stood out because the rest were Average at best

"The England fans have got a new anthem!"

Wonderwall ffs, 30 years old

RASHFORD just give one of the all time pathetic widemen/forward player performances ,therer for everyone to see and micah richards who i dont mind just said he had a great  game , staggering

Thats all we need More Manc Shoite

The punditry has been an all time low in this tournament

Whats happened to the women with the Magnets ?

at least it's an English artist/band ..and a bit newer than Sweet Caroline...

Woman

about time POOCH got rid of that ridiculous outfit he,s been wearing but i bet he didnt think rooney would buy it from the charity shop he give it to

Perhaps we're slow burners.
Hope we are.

so lethargic first half witch is not really excusable but none of it matters much..

weve now had 2 england coaches and 5 players telling us how dangerous PANAMA are,theyve just gone 5 hrs without scoring,the only team out of 48 to fail

*which even..though some witchcraft may be required..

micah richards who i dont mind just said he had a great  game , staggering

fella talks a load of nonsense.

my only worries going forward are
pickford
the entire back 4,including oreilly
all 4 widemen
elliot been atttracted to and running past the ball,better teams will crucify him

3 awful first halves in a row. And big teams esp France and Arg will be looking at the last 2 games and will play on the counter against England. They're not going to leave themselves open to the counter, not that England are that good on the counter anyway. The defending by Croatia was atrocious.

Overall look as ineffective in attack as under Southgate and not as strong defensively.

imagine been englands 4 wide men in last 2 games doing everything wrong time and time again,and jude jogs out wide bit of composure and plonks a cross on kanes head,and the 4 clowns havnt come even close to doing it in about 50 attempts between them

Poor overall, couple of moments got s over the line against a poor side.

The worry is that wasn't a team in a low block either, they had a go and gave us room to play, but it took forever to fashion a moment of quality.

The warning signs are there that we are vulnerable to the counter, better sides will be able to pass through us as Tuchel fancies us in a tear up and we don't seem to have much protection in there....I don't want Ghana and Panama to have counters against us, I want the 116 million pound Anderson stopping those moments and I didn't even hear his name mentioned in the second half tonight.

brazil put 6 past them last month, could've had 10.

116m feels a lot on performances like that..though plenty of others looking more Aldi than M&S ...

I think Anderson plays too far forward as a 6.


Probably takes maresca to sort him,

Don't like 6s taking corners, if wingers cannot cross the ball then wtf

Well with modern wingers ...not always a lot of crossing going on so if he's a good dead ball 'deliverer' fair enough.. someone fills in defensive role on corners..no doubt DECLAND will be back on 'em..at Forest he looks as though he can play 6 or 8 or both even depending on systems but you wouldn't have spotted a player of that value tonight (not unique to him)..

Looked an 8/10 developing at Newcastle, but also a strong tackler.

Does well at times for forest as a 6, but was caught out
multi times at sjp.

Not only gets caught out but compresses the play so
strangling own team.

Jun 28, 2026 -- 1:24AM, ----you-have-to-laugh--- wrote:

Looked an 8/10 developing at Newcastle, but also a strong tackler.Does well at times for forest as a 6, but was caught outmulti times at sjp.Not only gets caught out but compresses the play sostrangling own team.

Back four coming forward with the ball compressing the amount of room to play in is poor,the idea is to draw them out and by pass them.
Anderson is wasted in this system

England's defence is as fragile as France's.

How many times did poor finishing or good fortune save England's clean sheet last night.

The big boys won't waste those opportunies.