question,

Yellow card and indirect free kick

Unsporting behaviour.

Thats the end of that plan

what about catching the ball with your shirt without handling it and running into the net?

Messi can catch a ball on his shoulder and run with the ball balanced on the shoulder.

But Messi's preference is to catch a ball with his foot and let it stick to his foot while he runs 50 or 60 yards

----you-have-to-laugh---05 Dec 25 19:11

Yellow card and indirect free kick

Unsporting behaviour.

Some of you guys would walk into a job Tomorrow with VAR.

I often wondered about running with a ball balanced on your head

Some players have done it, a Brazilian guy, but
it's considered dangerous play now as it makes challenges
difficult.

https://youtu.be/YnCKPyUbaa0?si=mDrOYvjlTuZHmL9Y



Up yer jumper is unsporting and yellow card + free kick.

Could your goalie put it down the back of your shorts and you run up the field to their box,drop your shorts and roll it in?

There is always loop hole in any law

thats a great idea,i wonder what VAR  would say.

A team could wear skin tight shirts and their opponents would not be able to pull them back.

They should allow shoulder carries for corners. 3 giant attackers against 3 giant defenders. Diving header would be instant goal of the season

Or one attacker and defender with 3 giant heads?

Nothing in the rules about surgical modificatios to my knowledge. A player with a third leg grafted on could do some insane stepovers

Be hard to nutmeg also.