Man city v bournemouth

City win this.. I'm 95% certain...

I smell  goals

ahhhh

Thats just stupid baby defending

Why would last defender go for that ball crazy stuff

What I notice about this current City side is how they relinquish possession. nowadays when they go in front.  Very short-sighted.
We want VAR!

When the summer's over and the dark clouds hide the sun
Neither you nor I'm to blame when all is said and done

Donna Dumma

36/1 not bad hope ye all on

Rumma doesnt have it

Whatever your bet is a nice piece of abbatiming.

Expect bournemouth to go on and win now unless that defender is playing with city

.  You’re a tonic.  Very entertaining. 

Erling!  Erling!  Erling!

Another pathetic goal defender looking over and kept him on side what a shame for the forwards.Two goals served up on a plate you have only one man to mark so man mark him simple dont try play him offside.

Biggest Norwegian superstar since Anni-Frid Lyngstad

Haaland is hardly ever offside

Incredible awareness

Man mark Haaland?  Jaysus McGillicuddy.  Easier to cut grass with boxing gloves on.

the only time abba doesn't back overs...

Bournemouth need to get more players in box and keep it fast pace and it easy to man mark him he has only one leg.

How does no-one manage it then?  You do make us laugh.

Because its pro football it aint real football is it.If it was no one would watch it.Its tv football hth.

Glad i can make you laugh it s good for you!

You might be right. Every nil nil could be a global conspiracy and every one of Haalands 300+ goals could be down to poor marking.

FOOKING managers writing war and peace whilst leaving a cripple running round for 5 mins

now throwing the back seat of the coach on when games gone

Anyway bournemouth have had their chances,at least it s a proper game of football today Man city turn up against a good team but dont turn up against a few bad ones ill let you think about that.

Didn’t take more than a nano second.

Defender blocks keepers kick,2 yards outside the box,perfectly fair,yellow card,why..

The illusion of,I’m sure something is wrong,so I ll just book him,so accepting are the viewers ,they accept it.

Why can’t you try and block a keepers kick,espically if outside the area

SL stats.  Posse.  City 47. Bournemouth 53
Accurate passes. City 393. Bournemouth 444
Surprising.