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Have you noticed that players get injured every game.They be in a very bad way,head injury,dislocated shoulders,hamstring,knee injury,back injury,foot injury and it never ends,Then the trainer comes on the pitch with a medical bag.He takes a magic bottle of water out of the bag and gives the injured player a drink and then the injured player cured.
Surely this magic water should be in hospitals all round the world.
Surely this magic water should be in hospitals all round the world.
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Years ago it was the magic sponge, which came out of a cheap plastic pail. The trainer always seemed to have a 1960’s bell bottom track suit on and a white towel of sorts around his n3ck. If it was winter and the water was icy, hard chuck.
I remember well, clearly still somewhat traumatised by it ( ), getting a heavy mould-master right in the wrong spot. The cure got you up quick because you couldn’t stand it!!! |
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magic sponge was excellent, still use it when waiting on nurofen kicking in, got you up alright and helped you limp away kidding you're opponent on it wasn't sore
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i wonder would the sponge or water work while gambling.if you were having a bad run ,a wipe of the sponge or a drink of the football water and maybe profits would improve.
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Sometimes managers drink the water and the team scores.
And some managers kick the water bottles if the team is losing.They seem to be saying"that magic water is not working" |
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And some players slide of their knees if they score to thank the magic water.
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I sometimes release the magic water and when I get back to my computer I find the team I've backed are losing.
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A magic bottle of water gets me dancing like Fred Astaire.
If it's tap water that is. |
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Did the Warren Commission not conclude that a magic bottle had killed Kennedy?
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i think we have a multi million pound business on our hands.called THE MAGIC WATER.cures any complaint.
Crisp can supply the water free sponge for first time buyers.dont miss out,this water can fix any problem. |
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That’s why you can’t pour coffee into drains. It disturbs the magic water supply, honest.
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Joe was having a bad run on his gambling business but after drinking a bottle of magic water he won the lotto the same day
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I drank some magic water and turned E10 into £10,000 using Brassy's ten fold accumulator system.
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