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You've used a word that isn't allowed without moderation Likely added for some other forum modded by same folk. Pecker and crap are triggers we've found so far |
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Have you tried turning your computer off and never back on again
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Will used to trigger it, lol
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Willo
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freeloading mugs - test
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raucous - test
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ok thanks yhtl
I've worked out the word, you literally cannot say the word -p1ssed WTF Kind Regards. |
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This is the start of AI, which in time will be able to suss out p1ssed too
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It's not AI. It's an old fashioned Black List.
I doubt the moderators ever review these posts. |
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create a humorous post about the football bores on the betfair forum
Of course! Here is a humorous post you could find on social media or a blog about the classic characters of the Betfair football forum. The Post-Goal Prophet Habitat: Lurking in the "In-Play" thread. Defining Call: "TOLD YOUUUUUUU! Easy money! Was all over that scorer at 8/1!" Behaviour: This creature possesses the astonishing ability of precognition that only activates after an event has occurred. They never post their life-changing bets beforehand, of course. That would spoil the magic. Their keyboard is suspiciously quiet during a 0-0, but the moment a goal goes in, they emerge, triumphant, to claim victory for a bet nobody ever saw. The xG Shaman Habitat: Any thread involving a 1-0 "smash and grab." Defining Call: "Unbelievable. We lost 3-0 but dominated on xG (3.45 to 0.12). The process was correct. Pure variance. We go again." Behaviour: Armed with more spreadsheets than a Big Four accounting firm, the xG Shaman worships at the altar of advanced metrics. They don't care about the actual result; they care about the deserved result according to their algorithm. Their betting balance is a mystery, but their faith in the data is unbreakable. The Tinfoil Hat Pundit Habitat: The thread for any match involving a contentious VAR decision. Defining Call: "It's a disgrace! Clear agenda against us from the refs/PGMOL/Sky/the Illuminati. The dodgy Asian markets wanted a draw. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!" Behaviour: For this specimen, a lost bet is never their fault. It is the result of a grand, intricate conspiracy involving corrupt officials, shady betting syndicates, and possibly lizard people. Every decision against their team is proof of the plot. Every decision for them is "the ref finally getting one right for a change." 4. Captain Hindsight Habitat: End-of-season review threads. Defining Call: "I knew from the moment they signed that left-back in July they were doomed. I said it right here on this forum." (Spoiler: a search of their post history reveals they actually tipped that left-back for the Ballon d'Or). Behaviour: Possesses a crystal ball that only works in reverse. With the benefit of a full 38-game season, they can pinpoint the exact moment it all went wrong with flawless accuracy. They are the undisputed champion of the "I told you so." The "Game's Gone" Gazette Habitat: Anywhere a player dives, wears coloured boots, or has a haircut. Defining Call: "Look at him, rolling around. In my day, Vinnie Jones would have snapped him in two and played on. Can't stand these modern prima donnas. Game's gone." Behaviour: This veteran observer pines for a bygone era of muddy pitches, brutal tackles, and players who drank ten pints the night before a game. Everything that is wrong with modern football can be traced back to the abolition of the back-pass rule and the invention of snoods. #Betfair #FootballTwitter #BettingBanter #InPlay #GamesGone |
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need this deleted before abba23 reads The Tinfoil Hat Pundit
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This used to happen years ago when Mike Williamson played for newcastle
Willo caused exactly the same problem, so it's not new, but likely just switched back on. It is just AI in one of its most primitive and blunt forms. |
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Artificial Intelligence (AI) refers to systems or machines that mimic human intelligence to perform tasks like learning, reasoning, problem-solving, and decision-making.
Key constituents include: Algorithms: Rules and processes that enable computation and pattern recognition. Data: Large datasets used for training and improving models. Machine Learning: A subset where systems learn from data without explicit programming, often via neural networks. Hardware: Computing power (e.g., GPUs) to process complex operations. Applications: Tools like natural language processing, computer vision, or robotics that apply AI in real-world scenarios. In essence, AI is constituted by the integration of these elements to achieve intelligent behavior. |
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Are you American Sir Norbert? If not you should really notify readers of your source to avoid claims of plagiarism.
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LoyalHoncho, Sorry if any of my posts are more than 4 lines then it'll almost certainly be cut and pasted from somewhere. In this case Grok.
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Ty. I enjoy your posts and was just being a little bit facetious.
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I put up a N Ireland vs Slovakia thread during the game. It appeared several hours later, because I used the Father Ted swear word.
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Guinness (Gu!nness) is another banned word for some bizarre reason.
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Ah, it's been removed from the "banned" list, I see.
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Guinness was removed from banned list about same time as willo
after some chat on forum, and customer services used to post on forum too, one of them sorted it, apparently |