New to forum posting bets for discussion/advice will keep profit/loss

Then there's the tennis connection.

Why not post this tennis tipping thread on the tennis forum?

Probably because like all his tipping threads it'll end in complete disaster

Because the dragon suggested they post it on here
rather than the library of general betting. As it
would get more interest.

Very shrewd of dragon, but sadly there's not many
tennis punters on here.

And more proof that Nobby is a multi account user, this was his other account on this forum for years

https://community.betfair.com/nobbyclarke

not even banned, why did you switch accounts nobby? forgot password?

so we have....

NobbyClarke
Sirnorbertclarke
clarky9

The 3 stooges

Any popcorn left Aspro? I've run out. This is better than PMQs.

I've no idea why 'chitchat' was posting on general betting when 'she' already knew there was a tennis forum. Full of tennis posts!

mes's little Bambi act is fooling no one.

I asked on The tennis thread and was told hardly anyone is there, an I would get more of an interest on the football or horse racing one, an I am not pretending to be a woman jam one, although what difference that makes I have absolutely no idea, I was here to try and discuss betting but obviously I have stumbled into some form of pathetic group of people who sit in front of a screen talking total rubbish, I won’t be posting this on this thread as I would be crazy based on the last day or so to take any advice from any of you, I would be far better asking my toilet brush there opinion on who they think will win Wimbledon, rather than ask people who appear to be at best trolling or at worst completely deranged and should be sectioned for the protection of the public
For anyone genuinely wanting to discus betting I will post on the general betting forum, goodbye and good riddance to the rest of you

Answer the question, what happened to your other account NobbyClarke

Tired of being pissed all over in every single debate so thought you'd start a fresh ?

And here's a copied and pasted wall of text from chitchatdi to make it look like they're not the same poster

nice try chump

not even banned, why did you switch accounts nobby? forgot password?

Yes and I'd lost access to the email account registered with it so could't recover it.

you're fooling no one mes

Think about it.

Sirnorbertclarke has been calling people stalkers all week long, pretending he likes stalkers, when a) nobody is stalking the geriatric mug and b) it's his coping mechanism, pretending people are stalking him when really it's his attempt at encouraging the person tying him up in knots and pulling his pants over his head, to leave him alone.

The chitchatdi springs out of nowhere, knows absolutely nothing about any poster or any previous activity - yet calls me a stalking weirdo - that's because that's nobby's lips moving

You've already proven to have 2 different accounts with nobbyclarke and clarky9

And you expect people to believe you don't have a fourth ?

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Fibber ?

I've no idea why 'chitchat' was posting on general betting when 'she' already knew there was a tennis forum

Because intended bets not restricted to tennis...

Der

mes all the gibberish in the world can't hide the fact that this 'brand new' account, your 3rd account, uses magic beans just like your other two.

you are fooling no one

Aug 4, 2025 -- 12:25PM, Foinavon wrote:

Any popcorn left Aspro? I've run out. This is better than PMQs.

Me too... will add it to my next Ocado delivery

It's not mes, I'm convinced of that. Not sure about you yet SNC

he's frantically bumping other threads now to divert attention away keep going nobby, that'll convince us even more

did NobbyClarke used to post in chit chat hence the name? I probably posted less than 10 times there in the 10 years it was open

exposed a  multi accounter with nobbyclarke, clarky9 and now chitchatdi

makes you wonder how many other accounts has he had to bail him out of debate in which he's floundering ?

I'd hazard a guess he was homefortea and OnePercenter as well LOL.

Kind Regards.

Don't think he's clarky9 mes, not for me.

Any idea how old Diana is?

mes has so many accounts he may well be Aspro too

the guy who has admitted NobbyClarke was his other account

the guy who spontaneously updated Clarky9's P&L on his tipping thread - not the same person ?
clarky9 then swore on his kids life him and nobby wernt the same person -
clarky9 who called nobby a sp*z and a m*ng but senstive little flower nobby ignored it and congratulated him on a winning week ? - not the same person ?

the guy who created chitchatdi, quickly made a post on the tennisforum, then on the football forum, signed back into his nobby account and quickly accuse me of having that account - nobby never posts on that forum so amazing he knew where this new account had just posted - not the same person ?

the guy who's so thick, his chitchatdi alias called me a stalking weirdo - brand new account, knows nothing about nobody or any interactions between posters, using same word nobby  has been using the past few weeks to describe people - not the same person ?

not your week is it nobby no friends

mes your desperation at being rumbled is embarrassing.

You can waffle on as much as you like, you've been sussed.

That's it nobby - you take the Tone Deaf approach, that'll work

Any updates on the bet?

Ok you caught me, I apologise for the lies but I’m not a new person I am mesmerised or am I SirNorbertClarke that my friends is for you to figure out

Ooh , it’s gone very quiet are lezzy Mezzy and No knob Clarky both waiting for the other to post first in case there worried they may give you a clue as to who I am ?????

It’s all gone quiet over there or should that be here suppose that would depend on who is speaking now? Is it lezzy or No Knob ? I’m sure if you look for the little clues you can work it out I will help when I can but obviously my alter ego can’t know I’m working against him or her
Let the games commence …….

The name calling gives mes away

that's really embarrassing now, first going quickly pointing out chitchatdi had just posted in the tennisfourm, where you never post and wouldn't know who posts there unless you had just posted under this new account,

then to AI to ask if we were the same person based on posting style, after mimicking me, and posting the answer on here

now completely letting the mask slip with that cringy post under chitchatdi to try and overemphasise your failed objective.

you really need to get a life nobby, it seems in your retirement years this forum has become your life and blood.

We all feel sorry for you.

Kind Regards.

Correct No Knob are plan worked we will obviously use offensive words as that is an easy clue and everyone would get it straight away. Of course that our plan Lezzie, it’s worked everyone will realise that is to obvious and will say No Knob is pretending to be me when actually your pretending to be him. So hold I’m confused who am i?  Lezzy or No Knob ? Oh dear I’m confused as to who I am now help me please I need you to work out who I am before Diana takes control. Am I Lezzy Diana or No Knob Diana I suppose there is no difference if you have no Knob does that make me a Lesbian automatically I’m confused

A desperate attempt to cloud the obvious.

can we have a vote who is di

i vote SNC

Emit

Crisp

Does she have a boyfriend?

Chit Chat has been broke for 1870 days

Nice wins for zverev and Rybakina so 2 and my Acca has 4 of 5 legs up so hopefully Fritz gets over the line tonight

hello my tennis acca has 4 legs up i can cash in now for for 12.5pts a profit of 7.5 pts. Let it ride on fritz and if he beats rublev it will pay 20.89 pts. Makes the cash in price 4/6 on Frit. Currently planning to leave it to run as think fritz will win but one of the reasons for posting on here was to get input sort of collective intelligence theory, although i must admit the first few days have made me wonder if im wasting my time but will see.

You alienated the tennis guy.

I thought we backed Zverev?

I've not alienated anyone, I behaved like a lunatic as that's how they both behaved to me so I thought id try and get across how they looked to me,  if you read back I came on her and get accused of being different people so if they are that pathetic that's on both of them. somebody said that people leave or get banned, I can see why as its not a welcoming place I'm being accused of being someone I'm not and the two culprits are obviously sad lonely people either still living at home with there mum and dad or divorced and bitter and twisted women haters

if you look on my general betting thread I posted my second bet, the first is zverev and rybakina outright which is still alive and i put a 5 fold match acca on yesterday which is the one I've just posted about, apparently if i post on the wrong forum it shows I'm person A rather than B

Well they were accusing each other of being you
which is about their level at times, but mes is
a tennis guy who can give input to tennis bets.

Not sure there are many more tennis folk on football, although
I did see edy post on here the other day and hes
a tennis guy too.

Cheers Di, I missed that 2nd bet

Good luck with that too.

tbf i suggessted that chitchat post on eirther here or the horse betting forum as the general betting forum is dead as a dodo

i am on here to discuss selections etc but i seem to have stumbled into the online version of a very clicky pub, with a couple of strange people, but there are not many places you can discuss betting with what i was hoping were like minded people, these first bets are tennis but i also back other sports and was told id get more feedback on football and racing, i wish id picked racing and may well swap over but thought id give this a chance

ty im hoping it will win and i will just ignore the other two for the time being, they are like an old married couple who hate each other but would be lost without the other so ill just ignore them as best i can, other bets may be sports other people are more informed on.

There are more than a couple of us who are strange.

But perseverance will likely show you who to listen
to and on what topics, then either join in the
slapstick or ignore it.

There are still plenty of folk on here worth
chatting to, even if you need to forgive some
of our idiosyncrasies

think u were just unlucky chit chat as i said earlier ignore the crazies, dont get involved in the pathetic banter and post your bets/info/thoughts wherever u think apprpoiate

there arestill plenty of sensible posters on here

If you want tennis chat then they are really good on tennis.


If you want general betting chat then dragon is correct
in that there are lots of good posters on football
and racing with other interests.

You will likely find even more nutters on racing
than on football so you pays your money and takes
your pick.

i wish id picked racing and may well swap over but thought id give this a chance

There's more fantasists over there so best not to expect too much

football forum is defo the more sane of the two... but hey as yhtl pays yer money takes your choice.... gl whatever you go for

Why don't you join the correct score comp

Then you will see a more friendly and cooperative
side to the forum,

It's only a fun comp and no prizes

TY i will have a look although im not really into football but anything to help figuring out the wardens from the straight
jacket brigade lol

All the straight jacket wearers get a turn at being warders

Forum rules...

Well I can imagine being on here to long would send you a little crazy

I'd be inclined to be much more sociable if Diana was to post a picture or link perhaps...

I'm still not sure she isn't Norbert.. tbh.

Emitdeb you just want a picture of mes wearing lipstick

A refusal would be suspect... imo

I think you will find there are places for that type of social mixing although you have to prove you are over 18 now. I’m sure it would be lovely to put a name to a face but I will kindly decline. Especially as it seems to be full of potential stalkers and crazies on here. 

Bet number 3 just been posted on general forum if anyone is interested

I understand Norbert...

Norbert                1.8

A real Lady            3.5

Any other ex forumite  3.5

Mes...                 100

I've contacted Betfair customer services, asked to open a book. Been told to grow up!

Could I have 1000pts on a real lady please

Although it’s been a long time since I was called a lady

gl with your bets . i know jack about tennis so wont follow u in but i wish u well.

Ty tennis Acca landed so nice little profit off that, my interest bet yesterday as 1 win and 2 losses with 2 in play but not very optimistic on getting anything back on that. The main one is obviously the 100pt bet if zverev and Rybakina can both win tonight currently around 1/2 and 2/5 then will land the place bet with free hit in finals so

chitchat does not sound new to tennis betting or the forum.

I don't think there was any claim to be new to betting.

It's possible it's another returner,

Anybody posting tips and talking about
sport and betting is a plus to the forum.

agreed keep on posting chit chat D

Im not new to betting but fairly new to betfair only joined this year and taken me bit of time to get used to exchange (been costly to begin with but not doing silly mistakes i did at the start) ive tended to use high street bookmakers over the years but that became difficult with times (work and life) trying to place bets etc and also seem to get worse odds or place terms etc. than the same bookmakers online.

Posting here is also away to stop me doing as many daft bets for fun. i will still do them occasionally for small stakes but also hoping it will calm me down if i get the urge to chase losses etc. Although thats very tempting but is emotional and im trying to remove that from my betting. so far so good so this is another little tool to hopefully continue enjoying my betting and if possible make some money as well but if i lose i can handle it better than i did in the early days.

Is this chitchatdi someone without Paranoid Schizophrenic Multiple Personality Disorder daring to post and discuss gambling on a gambling forum? Fkn radical or what? GL withit chit - will follow with interest if I can find the sensible stuff among the shoite

lol ty imposting the bets on the general betting forum just fyi but ill stay on here to chat as seems to be were the patients hang out

I must admit chitchat actually posting a winning bet makes me doubt my theory that 'she' is mes's 3rd account.

ChitchatDi

1.you said,backing tennis and golf,then said lower down,I might swap over to racing to get more feedback,yeah racings really easy just swap over .
2. Your 16.48 post,as no text at all.how did you post this,I’m sure it dosent let you if you write nothing.

.

A full stop as above is enough to post,otherwise it blocks you,

Not sure what I did can’t remember maybof triee to to emoji not sure

Tried an emoji
That should of said

It normally never lets me post emojis,but hey hoy.

If you’re genuine,keep going,you ll be fine.

If not,be clever,cos someone will catch you out.

Not really sure lol it’s difficult to even read the forum when I’m on phone. Easier when on laptop but in bed so not using that, screen is all squished and half is take. Up by the index on the left which is annoying, as well as logging me out when it wants

May post on tennis later as I’m staying up to watch the Rybakina and zverev matches. If they both win I’ll get a nice profit with free hit to follow, so hopefully be others watching tennis as well

Their I.T guy is on his school holidays,it’s Dave the cleaners son,who pops in after school to sort stuff out,the forum is low priority.

Yes it’s not the best but only place sort of dedicated to betting although wouldn’t really know that from my first week lol. It rivals plenty of fish for weirdos

Brilliant,so you got no luck on plenty of fish,so you thought you’d try out betting.

Not been on Pof for years but some of those on here are very similar to the vast majority on Pof. Thankfully I have a bf so escaped the dating from hell. From what friends have said it’s gotten worse which is actually unbelievable as it was bad enough years ago

mesmerised's post deleted

I didn't report it or complain but it was a little OTT! Probably a tipsy attempt at childlike humour... (fail) imo.

He isn't banned though, so all his fanboys can relax.

Did see the post last night, he certainly seems to have issues, I’m guessing it’s from things that have happened before I arrived. I will just ignore him

It was a bit crass, not the sort of thing you want to see on here.

I live rent-free in mes's head.

It's quite roomy.

What in the name of deranged posters is going on here!???

Another deleted rant!

OMG!! Mesmerised is GONE....

I did not report him as I don’t even know how to but I would not be so petty.  You cannot give offence only take it and I don’t care what people who know nothing about me say or think. Just putting that out there in case people think it’s my fault he has gone

Aug 7, 2025 -- 9:38PM, Emitdeb wrote:

OMG!! Mesmerised is GONE....

He's account is still active though. He's not banned afaics.

-100 ? snc ?

i hope hes not banned -one of the better postsers on here despite his vunverability to got involved in the dross banter