mesmerised's comprehensive predictions for the 2025/26 season

arsenal

think u are being less than objective mes

man u 4th your having a larf

ive layed arsenal again as i dis last year-- nice little earner

Utd are being predicted for Top 4 by quite a few I've spoken with. Their lack of European football is the main reason given. Good luck with that.

Think Utd could be relegated.

If he sticks with onana.
Maguire older,so no match winning from him,shawsfinnished.
Casemeiro finished,lost some weight to get another year.
Bruno peaked 2 years ago.

Bought 2 players,both South American.unreliable,
1 Paraguay,so basically San Marino type player,and Cunha,he might do ok.

Dorgu looked fat in pre season,only been there 6 months,but got his life time contract,so doesn’t need to work again.

Ruben making them run at half time is crazy,they need rest,purely for show.

Impossible for them to do well.

odds were just best odds shown on oddschecker at the time, might have misquoted them

Arsenal drew twice with Liverpool last season, at home we should have won and that was without Saliba and Odegaard, we ended up on a false points total due to the sustained injuries to key players, Liverpool stayed injury free, nobody likes to hear this repeated but it was the fundamental reason why we couldn't mount a title challenge last year and why Liverpool literally had zero pressure exerted on them. Now we've added Gyokeres and probably Eze with Madueke to cover for Saka incase he's injured again, Liverpool have obviously strengthened as well but it feels like our best is better than Liverpool's best.

City are being ignored for the title by a lot of people because they've made a load of new signings and it's life after De Bruyne, but Rodri is back so they'll still be well in it.

comingupthehill obviously having a laugh - United look a completely different team in pre season and Amorim has been dead set on flushing all the negative influences out of the club, they look like a top 4 team now. Chelsea finished the second half of the season strongly and a cup competition but they still don't look strong enough to win the league, I don't see where their leaders are either, Maresca's style will still see the Chelsea fans get on his back and it wouldn't surprise me if they went through a blip and he was out the door.

Tottenham are obviously not a team who's natural place is bottom 5, strength wise they are 5th to 8th but as I rate Frank, despite being a nice company man, he is a good manager and will get the best out of the likes of Maddison and Solanke.

Newcastle I downgraded not because they don't have a potential top 4 team because they do, but because of Isak, he is massive for them and even if he stays don't think he'll be the same.

West Ham  out of all the teams that have no European football, seem to be the best of them.

I actually thought about Everton being relegated, but decided Moyes factor too big. His Wham and previous Everton sides were greater than the sum of it's parts thanks to him.

Forest massively over achieved last season and I can't see them repeating that, plus they have extra European games.
Same for Palace, Glasner good manager but European football and going into the new season probably without Eze means it's hard to see them doing well.

Brentford have a complete novice manager and he seems like a bit of a spikey character, doubt his man-management skills are up to much, they've lost Mbuemo, lost Norgaard, losing Wissa, never really replaced Toney and lost Frank who also gets teams to be greater than the sum of their parts, can only see them going down. Plus their major signing seems to Henderson who's fit for the knackers yard.

I don't know much about lower league football, they were just educated guesses.

Kind Regards.