SirNorbertClarke the forum grass

it's a bit early for popcorn... can you possibly continue this tonight?

It’s a bit sensitive imo to be reporting posts that you find abusive towards you.

It would be even quieter on here if I reported everyone who’d called me names over the years!

School's out.

Apr 18, 2025 -- 9:57AM, mesmerised wrote:

grow up you big baby, you are literally reporting every post I make, couldn't care less about being banned but want to draw attention to what a sly lurka you are. Kind Regards.

reported

It’s a bit sensitive imo to be reporting posts that you find abusive towards you.

I'm with kenbo here... Just fire some snidey abusive BS back...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGjQqEG-FdQ&ab_channel=NothingButComedy

Happy Easter..

i agree with Green Willow

It appears that all of mes' posts have been deleted. Thread has had its bite ruined. Will save the popcorn for another.

Something very wrong with someone who hides behind a fake name (like we all do) and then takes personal offence when slagged off. 4yo mentality.

Mesmerised has resorted to calling me a number of deeply offensive and derogatory names over the years—'Sofaqueen' being the standout example. Nevertheless, it has never once occurred to me to report him here.

WD Norbett for  making mes more popular than he was. If Norbert 'reports' this level of stuff then I think his neighbours will soon work out who it is who rings the Tv license people!

Any news on who the forum Astroturf is?

How is implying you're gay offensive? There's nothing wrong with being gay

How is implying you're gay offensive? There's nothing wrong with being gay

If one of my sons came out as gay, wouldn't be an issue for me or my wife (you is what you is) He'd still be our son. Plus we'd be comforted in the fact we'd still have a normal one.

Summary of Forum Thread "The Forum Grass"

This is a forum thread showing a dispute between users, primarily involving SirNorbertClarke and another user (apparently named "mesmerised" whose posts have been deleted).

The thread begins with SirNorbertClarke stating that he only reports posts that are abusive toward him, suggesting that if another user gets suspended or banned, it would be their own fault. This appears to be in response to an accusation that he frequently reports posts.

Several other forum members then comment on the situation:

Multiple users (s.kenbo, lurka, sofaking, Emitdeb) criticize SirNorbertClarke's approach of reporting posts, suggesting it's overly sensitive.

s.kenbo mentions that the forum would be quieter if everyone reported name-calling.

User Aspro makes humorous comments about wanting to watch the drama unfold ("popcorn" references) but later notes that the thread lost its entertainment value when mesmerised's posts were deleted.

Several users make jokes at SirNorbertClarke's expense, with lurka calling his behavior a "4yo mentality" for taking offense while using a pseudonym.

sofaking shares that despite being called offensive names by mesmerised (like "Sofaqueen"), they never reported these incidents.

The thread includes some tangential comments and jokes, including one about a "forum Astroturf" and a controversial joke about homosexuality from Emitdeb.

The overall tone of the thread is one of community members criticizing what they perceive as oversensitivity and excessive reporting of posts, with most participants seeming to favor a more relaxed approach to forum interactions despite occasional name-calling or abusive language.

you didn't need to write all of that, a simple sir norbhead is a **** would have covered it

I’m not usually tangential. Although there was the time I forget to wear speedos on the sun bed.

Emitdeb 21 Apr 25 13:55 
How is implying you're gay offensive? There's nothing wrong with being gay

If one of my sons came out as gay, wouldn't be an issue for me or my wife (you is what you is) He'd still be our son. Plus we'd be comforted in the fact we'd still have a normal one.

AI wrote it. I thought tangential means strange tasting genitals.

What do 'normal' genitals taste of?

Don’t pretend you don’t know, Spyker!

Emit.

1 mans normal is another mans strange is all I'l say cunstable.

SirNorbertClarke • August 2, 2025 7:50 PM BST
mes you can call me a grass as much as you like. It doesn't bother me a jot. I'm not in the least bit shy about reporting anyone who's repeatedly abusive.

Who knows I might have a long list of bookmarked posts where you have been abusive


When you think he can't get sadder LOL.

Nobby the most notorious grass on Betfair.

Only just noticed he reported the opening post as well, Jesus Wept.


Kind Regards

mes you're just demonstrating how rattled you are.

Like I said, I like a stalker.

Yes keep using the word rattled and that will really deter me from calling you a grass, which you clearly want me to stop doing

atkins is the forum grass

mes you call me what you like. The mods will ultimately decide what is and what isn't acceptable.

not sure why anyone we report anything... bad move imvho

imvho mes needs to grow up and to learn some basic manners

Listen to the fully grown man who openly admits to reporting other grown men about their choice words on a forum because it upsets his feelings, you'd expect that sort of telling the teacher behaviour from an infant, but no it's nobby the retired pension on a gambling forum.

reporting other grown men

I don't think I've ever reported an adult.

is that the best you can do, forum grass? lol.

What I can't get my head around is why you don't use the block feature SNC. Problem instantly resolved.

As I said, you need to grow up.

You need to grow up and stop reporting people because your feelings are hurt by words on screen.
Aspro is correct, you know where the block button is.
Kind Regards.

Problem instantly resolved

or mes can grow up and learn some manners

there's your answer, he can't live without me

You can't make people be who you want them to be SNC... ain't gonna happen. Mes is a gooner, stands to reason he's gonna be a bit off the scales.

mes I won't miss you.

Should this rule apply.

If someone reports someone,and it’s found harmless ,not a problem.should the reportee get banned,sanctioned.

Sounds like a great new rule to me.

agreed , id suggest that nobody shd report ayone....its very chikldish

Incredible action when there is a perfectly viable option to block.

Blocking someone doesn't stop them from being repeatedly abusive. It just enables them to get away with it.

So what? We're all adult enough to decide for ourselves what we find acceptable or not. You really don't need to mother us.

1.presumably,betfair ask the security guard to glance over the forum once a week,and report any offensive issues.

2.but ,an individual poster,could be subtly stalked,hounded constantly by another poster,so maybe they might want to report them.

Everyone is different,one man’s banter is another man’s abuse.

But playing the victim card,shouldnt just automatically trigger action.the victimised,bullied from my experience of life,bring a lot of it on themselves.but in this day and age,it’s hard to say it.

Aug 2, 2025 -- 9:30PM, Aspro wrote:

So what? We're all adult enough to decide for ourselves what we find acceptable or not. You really don't need to mother us.

Aspro I 100% agree you can decide for yourself how much childish abuse and name calling you are prepared to put up with.

Please respect my right to do the same.

This isn't personal SNC, but this forum has lost enough people over the years. I also wish you'd respect our right to try to keep what is left onboard. If you use your option instead of trying to get them banned then we might all come to what I feel is a sensible solution.

nobody loves a grasser

I'm not trying to get anyone banned. The object is to make the forum a comfortable place with some basic manners.


If someone get's banned it's because of their own stupidity.

nobody loves a grasser

See how mes's toxic language pervades the forum.

For me and I would guess many others, this is a comfortable place. Please take our feelings into consideration too. Use the option!

using the block option doesn't stop someone from being repeatedly abusive. Only growing up and learning a few manners can achieve that.

nobby's been incessantly trying to get me banned for the past few months and he's been open with it, he may well succeed, and I wouldn't give a monkeys as it'd probably be one less distraction from the tennis that I mostly work on here, and it'd probably save me posting my 1000th losing mug acca at some points this season, but you can tell how much it means to him, to have an echo chamber where everyone agrees with his point of view on 'forum etiquette', where everyone shares the same utopian vision of how to conduct ones' self on an anonymous gambling forum...FFS will you get a grip and have a word with yourself. We're not the get-along-gang and never will be.

toxic language?

my go to phrases are tart, plum, mug, dope, doughnut, that's almost as soft as it gets you sensitive petal.

Kind Regards

But slagging off his posts are fine,but then slagging him off on a personal level,given you probably know nothing about him,seems pointless,play the ball not the man.

Sir Norbert,on a lower thread ,England v Spain women,mes posted,then you jumped on slagging him off,
You then want to report him.

You’d miss each other if you got him banned.hes your reason to get out of bed everyday.

Sir Norbert,on a lower thread ,England v Spain women,mes posted,then you jumped on slagging him off,


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Calm down Nobby ffs. There's only a handful of us remaining here. I don't want to see anyone get banned here (not even mesmerised) due to your incessant silliness. You'll end up getting the whole forum shut down. Don't be the forum Karen.

well said sofa

I don't have the power to ban mes

And even if he is banned, don't worry, he has at least 2 other log ins.

2020.

Apparently “Karen’s” “weaponise” their language.  What a load of absolute choite!