1) Keane is headbutted leaving the Arsenal stadium by a Fan!! But of a strange attack as its 20yrs since he was hated by Arsenal fans
2) Anthony is another United winger who is being accused of beating women - think we've been here before, he seems a lovely guy
3) ETH has clearly lost the plot with his public outbursts - clearly wants out of the circus
4) a Old dinosaur has been charged with racially abusing a player, the education of old people is still very much needed.....human beings can look different, they're the same FFS
5) The continued money machine of the pro league threaten to take Salah from Liverpool.
But given that all is wrong with the world....... You then get the warm refreshing story of Ramos signing for his first club and for just 20K on a small wage!! Well done Sergio