TATTOO'S

The difference between a tattooed person and a non-tattooed person is a tattooed person doesn't mind if you don't have tattoos

The difference between a tattooed person and a non-tattooed person is one can tell if a non-tattooed person has washed or not.

Tattooed women, must be like shagging a 1970's lorry driver

Read somewhere it is due to a lack of self esteem.

I was behind a woman in the tote queue at Glorious Goodwood a few years ago, she had a strappy dress on and I could see a rather nice tattoo on the back of her shoulder. "That's a nice leaping salmon" I told her.

In a not too pleased tone she said "it is a Dolphin, idiot"

barstool  You should have said "I'd go back for a refund if I were you"

SirNorbertClarke
Tattooed women, must be like shagging a 1970's lorry driver

We'll have to take your word for that Nobby.

The difference between a non-tattooed person and a tattooed person is one has the INTELIGENCE to know it's just a fashion thing and they look vile anyway.

TBF you don't come across as very intelligent michael.

TBF you don't come across as very intelligent michael.
i dont claim to be very intelligent...after all, we are all on a betting website.

Cant argue with that lo0gic.

i dont claim to be very intelligent...after all, we are all on a betting website.


How many other sites do you know that literally gives money away?

I have a Millwall Lion on my forearm, its lived there 43 years and now looks like a fooking **** cat

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