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Callisto-moon
12 Aug 18 11:02
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MR Joshua (the greatest ever heavyweight boxer) is fighting a right bum next month.
So take for instance my £77 monthly sky tv bill if I put £700 on that bet then that sky is free for a month.
My subscription to the adult tv channels is free for a month if I put £2000 on him.
you get the picture.
I never thought such a generous price would be on offer.
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Report mega88 August 12, 2018 12:08 PM BST
Why wait till Joshua ?? Just lump on city today Cool
Report Callisto-moon August 12, 2018 12:10 PM BST
I would but im still waiting for my new credit cards to arrive.
Report DirkDiggler August 12, 2018 12:10 PM BST
*In one fell swoop.
Report Callisto-moon August 12, 2018 12:11 PM BST
I have layed mane to score today and if he gets one ill then lay brace and hat trick to dutch so guarenteed profit.
winnings going on big AJ.
Report Callisto-moon August 12, 2018 12:12 PM BST
Dirk this is a footy forum so its FOUL.
Report DirkDiggler August 12, 2018 12:18 PM BST
No it's not, and in any case you were talking about Boxing...
Report Platini August 12, 2018 12:31 PM BST
anyone else trying to work out what kind of "adult channels" would cost you £200 per month ?  Crazy. Laugh
Report DirkDiggler August 12, 2018 12:34 PM BST
Laugh
Report 11kv August 12, 2018 12:39 PM BST
Oi MT did you take care of businees this weekend ,what with you not being violent
Report 11kv August 12, 2018 12:39 PM BST
Business ffs*
Report sofiakenny August 12, 2018 2:47 PM BST
2 for mane ffs!
Report The Dragon August 12, 2018 2:48 PM BST
oh dear hat trick is on
Report Platini August 12, 2018 2:55 PM BST
EPIC POST INCOMING Laugh
Report DirkDiggler August 12, 2018 2:56 PM BST
Grin
Report Callisto-moon August 12, 2018 3:17 PM BST
Ive dropped a clanger here, I did not think my bets through and did not calculate into my martingale system that
they are independant markets. so im down now what ever as long as he does not score again then its not as bad as it could of been.
Report Callisto-moon August 12, 2018 3:18 PM BST
No 11kv hes gone into lock down so cant find him.
Report the parkie August 12, 2018 5:30 PM BST
I hope your debt clearing system doesn't hurt your bum too much.
Report Callisto-moon August 12, 2018 6:58 PM BST
im not gonna do what you did.
Report Callisto-moon August 12, 2018 6:59 PM BST
Any way forget the football the real focus is the value of BIG AJ.
Report 11kv August 12, 2018 7:10 PM BST
MT that fella Domino on the racing forum seems well connected he might be able to sort your problem without getting your hands dirty.
Report Callisto-moon August 12, 2018 10:34 PM BST
Anyone else getting bad pic quality on babe station tonight?
Report politicspunter August 12, 2018 10:47 PM BST

Aug 12, 2018 -- 4:34PM, Callisto-moon wrote:


Anyone else getting bad pic quality on babe station tonight?


Is it a program about pigs?

Report Callisto-moon August 12, 2018 10:48 PM BST
no its ladies with their lovely globes out
Report Callisto-moon August 13, 2018 9:59 AM BST
just been gifted a free bet.
all in on aj.
Report twizzle22 August 13, 2018 10:59 AM BST
Callisto-moon    13 Aug 18 09:59 
just been gifted a free bet.
all in on aj.

£5 @ 1/2

Enjoy your £2.50 winningsLaugh
Report everyone's a winner August 13, 2018 11:32 AM BST
where's the 1/2? 1/10 more like. another 50p for the electricity meter
Report Callisto-moon August 13, 2018 11:45 AM BST
was more than £5
£25
Report sofiakenny August 13, 2018 12:17 PM BST
Ignore the clowns Callisto...he who laughs last etc...Joshua will maulicate the mug.
Report Callisto-moon August 13, 2018 12:44 PM BST
Yes the man is getting me free ti tty action next month.
Report kincsem August 13, 2018 3:10 PM BST
I thought the thread title was
**How im cleaning my balls in one foul swoop**
Report pushkin99 August 13, 2018 9:02 PM BST
Lol. A thread with a bit of humour. So much better than those with deluded mancs proclaiming they are going to again challenge for something worth winning again.
Report tenpins August 13, 2018 9:46 PM BST
Foul swoop.
I'm still laughing at that.
Report DirkDiggler August 13, 2018 10:52 PM BST
I think it was meant to read "How I'm cleaning my balls in foul swoop".
Report Callisto-moon August 14, 2018 9:22 AM BST
Ithought I was a big perv, but you lot are obsessed with testicles!!!
Report Callisto-moon August 14, 2018 1:17 PM BST
I am getting a payment today so 22% of the funds are going on BIG AJ.
Report Callisto-moon August 14, 2018 1:42 PM BST
SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLAN.

unbeatable horse in the 2:30 today.
All my payment is on him and moore then 20% plus winnings on BIG AJ.
Report sofiakenny August 14, 2018 2:36 PM BST
BOOOM!!!Cool
Report ufcdan August 14, 2018 7:30 PM BST
I cleared my bills back in the nineties heavily backing Tyson against Buster Douglas ! Oh hang on Crazy
Report Callisto-moon August 14, 2018 10:29 PM BST
this is AJ not some nutter like tyson.
Much more quality, all in all a better boxer not a bully like tyson.
Report ufcdan August 16, 2018 5:05 PM BST
Don't know about Tyson being a bully but certainly was intimidating and psychologically won many fights before a punch was thrown. First time someone stood up to him and showed he wasn't unbeatable was a boxer I didn't rate at the time, Tony Tucker.
Report DirkDiggler August 16, 2018 7:26 PM BST
Mike Tyson was fecking awesone in his pomp, people forget. He scared them to death. He'd knock seven shades of **** out of this current crop of heavyweights, no danger. So would Lennox Lewis and Evander Holyfield in his prime.
Report ufcdan August 16, 2018 7:31 PM BST
Not forgetting Larry Holmes, one of the great heavyweights of all time. Not his fault there wasn't much about at the time. All you can do is beat who is put in front of you.
Report DirkDiggler August 16, 2018 7:37 PM BST
Boxing's heyday is long long gone, the 'Fantastic Four' era will never be bettered.
Report ufcdan August 16, 2018 7:42 PM BST
Didn't believe it. Was out in California about five or six weeks ago visiting my son. I asked quite a few Americans, none of them had heard of Front at Wilder Crazy
Report Callisto-moon August 18, 2018 4:04 PM BST
top 5 ever.
ali
aj (and can get better)
vlad
lennox
evander
Report ufcdan August 18, 2018 5:23 PM BST
Don't think AN can possibly be in the best top five ever. Not at the moment
Report ufcdan August 18, 2018 5:24 PM BST
Fxxking predictive text........AJ
Report DirkDiggler August 18, 2018 5:29 PM BST
Never in a million years. Take the obvious Ali out, he thinks boxing started about 1990.

Louis, Liston, Foreman, Marciano, Frazier...
Report ufcdan August 18, 2018 5:31 PM BST
Holmes, even Spinks
Report DirkDiggler August 18, 2018 5:33 PM BST
The list goes on and on.

Floyd Patterson, Ken Norton...
Report politicspunter August 18, 2018 5:42 PM BST
roberto duran, marvin hagler, sugar ray leonard- some great fights in that era.
Report politicspunter August 18, 2018 5:43 PM BST
outside heavyweights that is.
Report DirkDiggler August 18, 2018 6:06 PM BST
roberto duran, marvin hagler, sugar ray leonard- some great fights in that era.


The fantastic four (with Hearns). Boxing will never be bettered.
Report ufcdan August 18, 2018 6:23 PM BST
Think this MMA sh1t has a lot to answer for regards the state of boxing in general Sad
Report politicspunter August 18, 2018 7:24 PM BST
Hit man Hearns, he had the skinniest legs I have ever seen on any boxer. Think one of his nicknames was pipecleaner legs.
Report DirkDiggler August 18, 2018 7:28 PM BST
Think this MMA sh1t has a lot to answer for regards the state of boxing in general Sad


And wrestling.
Report ufcdan August 18, 2018 7:36 PM BST
Don't know about that Dirk. Don't think Catweasel, Giant Haystacks, Mick McManas etc ever posed a threat to the boxing world.......however it does give away my age a bit Sad
Report DirkDiggler August 18, 2018 8:11 PM BST
I meant more with the american junk with Hulk Hogan and all that bollox.
Report Callisto-moon August 19, 2018 2:12 PM BST
my list was heavyweight list.
no all time boxers just all time big lads.
Report DirkDiggler August 19, 2018 2:23 PM BST
Every one I mentioned, barring the obvious fantastic four, was a heavyweight.
Report sofiakenny August 19, 2018 2:52 PM BST
Marciano weighed 13stone 5pounds
Report DirkDiggler August 19, 2018 3:08 PM BST
And?
Report Callisto-moon August 19, 2018 4:00 PM BST
needed slim fast then. chunk.
Report DirkDiggler August 19, 2018 4:04 PM BST
No idea what you're on about, your list of top 5 heavyweight's was clearly laughable.
Report Callisto-moon August 19, 2018 4:36 PM BST
dont think you are too clued up.
Report Callisto-moon August 19, 2018 4:56 PM BST
just pulling your leg dirk, no offence.
Report blackbarn August 19, 2018 4:58 PM BST
Callisto, of course, meant "one fell swoop".  Although Shakespeare used it in Macbeth, no one knows where the phrase originated.
Report DirkDiggler August 19, 2018 5:33 PM BST
just pulling your leg dirk, no offence.

Okey dokey.
Report Callisto-moon August 19, 2018 6:44 PM BST
I think in his prime Iron Mike was hard to beat but the flaws of his mental make up means
you cant have him at no1
Report Callisto-moon September 11, 2018 11:12 AM BST
still been topping up on aj.
Just can not see how his odds are as big against such a mug.
Report Callisto-moon September 22, 2018 8:13 PM BST
In a couple of hours my bills are clear and I can have an adult channel binge in october.

yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Report Callisto-moon September 22, 2018 10:04 PM BST
My daft mate Colin has just had a bet with me!!
both men to be knocked down and then one of them to win by unnanimous decision.

gave him 250-1

moron.
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